FB Update 7/6/2014 - Wise Thoughts from a Wise Man

[Broseph Stalin]

If I had the same severe crippling autism and naive view of the world as Chris, then maybe I'd find it true and funny.

 

[Dr.Research]

Is anyone on his Facebook commenting about how clever and funny he is yet?

 

[pickleniggo]

Check out the third question below. Looks like Chris is actually proud enough of "All that is down is only the floor" to approve it.

More importantly, The Classic is gone and that gives me MAJOR prickly-wicklies.

 

[CWCTime]

More importantly, The Classic is gone and that gives me MAJOR prickly-wicklies.

Yeah I saw that but I didn't want to derail. (I figured someone has mentioned it in the autograph thread by now, but I haven't caught up there yet.)

 

[EI 903]

If I had the same severe crippling autism and naive view of the world as Chris, then maybe I'd find it true and funny.

It's good that you've let us know that you're better than Chris. 10/10, dabes post.

 

[Wakaranai]

We take old ideas and build on them to create superior technology?

Wow, that's so ironic! Haha!

Also, the lack of abstraction ("like a", "similar to", etc.), the usage of a term as concrete as "any", and the fact that it's Chris who's doing it makes me think that Chris has a very poor understanding of what computers are and what makes them so powerful compared to the machines of the past, which is shameful for someone who's taken two web programming classes.

 

[Silver]

and a degree in CADD

 

[Holdek]

Folks, once you remember that Chris is, for lack of a better term (and really, could there ever be one?), naive, this Facebook post becomes much less exciting.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Idiot.

Modern day "telegraph" would be texting on phones.

Technically, computers do not need to communicate with one another to be a computer. Fuck, my watch is a computer because it's a digital readout with light-up screen and stopwatch functions. But it ain't a telegraph, is it?

 

[Varis]

People are finally paying Chris for his absurd creation, he is now the Troll King.

Think about it. It is true and funny.

Nah, he doesn't have the balls of David Bowie.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Modern day "telegraph" would be texting on phones.

The modern-day telegraph is Barb hitting the ceiling with a broom handle when she wants Chris to go fetch her q-sands. It's a very efficient variant of Morse code. One dot stands for "GIT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW CRISSHUN".

 

[Broseph Stalin]

It's good that you've let us know that you're better than Chris. 10/10, dabes post.

Just doing what GodJesus and The Bear commanded me to do.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Spoiler: Fan Jam p.10 atomik fyre

 

[Trickie]

Spoiler: Fan Jam p.10 atomik fyre

The Fan Jam is just a gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Dr. Mario]

Is anyone on his Facebook commenting about how clever and funny he is yet?

Oh Chris, you're so funny you're so funny you blow my mind,
hey Chris (huff huff), hey Chris (huff huff).

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

The Fan Jam is just a gift that keeps on giving.

By the way, thanks for the new avatar!

 

[House Of Reeves]

More importantly, The Classic is gone and that gives me MAJOR prickly-wicklies.

RIP in peace, classic Chris shirt. You are in death as you were in life. Of no significant purpose.

 

[kagayaki]

Sonichu is an imaginary friend of Chris. Think about it; it's true and funny.

 

[Thelostcup]

This joke got old really quickly. Think about it; it's true and funny.

 

[Le Bateleur]

RIP in peace, classic Chris shirt. You are in death as you were in life. Of no significant purpose.

I have to disagree. It covered Chris' chest, and prevented him from inadvertently luring untold multitudes of men off the straight path.

That shirt was a true heterosexual hero.