FB Update 7/6/2014 - Wise Thoughts from a Wise Man

[Count groudon]

Chris is like modern day hitler.
Think about it,. It's true and funny

 

[Overcast]

I can't think of any funny analogies. Think about it. It's true and not funny.

 

[Tommy "Shrimp eyes" Mcgee]

That sounds like it could have came from Tommy Wiseau's Twitter feed

How can you walk in someone else shoes? You don't have same feet! Use your own shoes. Shoes don't get you where you want. Feet do

Seriously, try reading that in Chris' voice.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

The A-Loggers win whenever Chris goes for his wallet. Think about it. It's true and mildly ironic.

 

[timtommy]

Is it just me or did the fact that he said "any computer" instead of "a computer" make the post a lot weirder?

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Please make one that says, "Hmm, yeah." Also make one that says, "All that is down is only the floor." Also, "I digress."

Seeing as it's you Holdek

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[Le Bateleur]

Traveling without a map is like traveling with no map.
Think a bit about it, it is true and funny.

 

[KaiserC]

Bricks are like modern day rocks and PS3s are like modern day coconuts. Think about it, it's funny and it's true.

 

[Holdek]

Spoiler: Since you asked...

Seeing as it's you Holdek

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[Optimus Prime]

Is it just me or did the fact that he said "any computer" instead of "a computer" make the post a lot weirder?

It's just more proof that Chris thinks he actually understands everything in the world, so by his limited worldview he only sees computers as being only desktops and laptops. The idea that a computer doesn't stop at being defined by just those two things does not register to him.

 

[timtommy]

It's just more proof that Chris thinks he actually understands everything in the world, so by his limited worldview he only sees computers as being only desktops and laptops. The idea that a computer doesn't stop at being defined by just those two things does not register to him.

Or he is just weird and phrases things awkwardly.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Think about it. Keurigs are modern day arsonists.

It's true and funny.

 

[garbageraider]

I'm still wondering just what he's evolving decaying into.

Fixed that one for you.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Hankypanky is modern day mitosis.

Think about it. It's true and funny.

 

[Pinhead]

Think about it. Keurigs are modern day arsonists.

It's true and funny.

You crack me up, little buddy.

 

[Konstantinos]

This joke got run into the ground really quickly. Think about it, it's true and funny.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

This joke got old really quickly. Think about it; it's true and NO LONGER funny.

FTFY

 

[Muncie Anderson]

The only thing constant is change, and Chris doesn't adapt well to change.

Think about it. It's true and funny.

 

[milkshark]

Chris has a weak butthole.

Think a bit about it, it is true and funny.

 

[Varis]

Traveling without a map is like traveling with no map.
Think a bit about it, it is true and funny.

I can feel my IQ plummeting.