Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[FinnSven]

Poor psychiatrist gets to read through the Goddess Log.



I mean, he has, just only in effigy and comic form.

His depictions of killing those who had wronged him were just kid level drawings and childish plans.

I don’t think they indicate anything more than he is just incredibly immature and childish.

Even if he set out to kill someone, unless he tried to run them down again, he would find it very difficult to accomplish.

He would not come up with more than a half arsed plan which would simply get him beaten up by his attempt victim and likely arrested as a follow up.

If he had total control of a person, yes, but anyone capable of resisting him, 99.9% of the world population, would be safe.

I exclude babies, but I doubt Chris would be motivated to harm a child. Unless it got the better of him online.

That was the point of Oedipus, wasn't it? A man usually meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

The Oedipus parallels don't stop there, unfortunately...

Are lolcows destined to be the foundation of a future post collapse mythology?

Vague half remembered stories retold into tales and plays of adventure in stone concrete fragment built theatres?

 

[OrsonZedd]

Are lolcows destined to be the foundation of a future post collapse mythology?

Vague half remembered stories retold into tales and plays of adventure in stone concrete fragment built theatres?

Children gather around as we remember the electric tale of Sonichu and his motherfather the Christchan. It was said that Christchan was born from a rainbow of chaos when the Robert God of Motors cut down the great Internet Tree, spreading a chaos throughout the land and throughout his line that would end in tragedy.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Even if he set out to kill someone, unless he tried to run them down again, he would find it very difficult to accomplish.

He would not come up with more than a half arsed plan which would simply get him beaten up by his attempt victim and likely arrested as a follow up.

The CWCki says pretty much the same thing.

As a bit of reassurance to anyone who thinks that Chris, a mentally ill man who has endured endless harassment from the trolls would one day snap and attempt to kill somebody, consider the following. For starters, Chris is a coward, and would likely run at the slightest hint of conflict, possibly shitting himself in terror in the process. Secondly, Chris's poor health, lack of exercise and slow reaction time would make being chased and overpowered by him in any instance a sheer impossibility unless the recipient is in far worse health than him. Also, Chris often assumes that his target would simply stand there and let him carry out murder, almost like an execution, and it's likely that should his target try to fight back, he'll be caught off guard. Last, but not least, Chris seems to prefer that his trolls come directly to him, as going out of his comfort zone is far too much effort. Lest we forget, he wouldn't even put up $800 to pursue his own lifelong dreams, so what makes you think he'll even bother going after trolls, even if he knew where they all lived?

Long story short, the most likely outcome of Chris attempting to follow up on his death threats would be a good old-fashioned round of America's favorite game.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Does this increase the chance of Fatty getting the beatdown he's deserved for years?
Please say it's so, the world needs good news about now.

 

[The Dude]

As the saying goes, history doesn't necessarily repeat itself, but sometimes it rhymes.

"It's like poetry." -George Lucas

 

[Sorlock]

The CWCki says pretty much the same thing.

You mean exactly like how it said he would never rape anyone before he raped his mother?

 

[Pukebucket]

Children gather around as we remember the electric tale of Sonichu and his motherfather the Christchan. It was said that Christchan was born from a rainbow of chaos when the Robert God of Motors cut down the great Internet Tree, spreading a chaos throughout the land and throughout his line that would end in tragedy.

... And 'lo, once God Bob laid dead following the plague of Blackened Rot that had corrupted the CWCingdom from within, Christchan told Shroombella Jank the Foul that she beget her own mother in his place... [manuscript damaged] ...and declaring her as Christchan's new bride, to bear a new Sonicked Chu. Some say the scourge that killed Robert of Motors was sent by Shroombella herself, as she had been one of the fungi that sprouted from the great Internet Tree prior to it's felling, but those are vile blasphemies believed only by the most lunatic among the orbital weens...

 

[Fibonacci]

"It's like poetry." -George Lucas

Chris is so dense, every single brain cell has so many things going on

 

[A Grey Cat]

I have seen a number of people smile for their mugshots. It's not unknown and I think in this case it's just being a tard.

The mugshot taken right after Chris was of a niggo grinning ear to ear even though at least two officers has to hold his head in place because he was refusing to cooperate (typical)

I think Chris smiled because he was so full of himself, and so sure this would be over and forgotten in a week. Almost like an episode of Family guy or any other formulaic paint by numbers sitcom or cartoon.

Well reality is a BIT more complicated than that tubbo, especially when you face allegations as serious as incest committed under questionable consent.

 

[maguyver16]

I genuinely want to see what happens if/when Chris comes out of the psychosis he's been in for the last ten years.

That's literally all he has left. His CPU GodJesus delusion is the very last shred of reliable existence, of what truly makes him Chris. It's not like he was any less unrealistic about life even during the 90s and 2000s, his whole existence is essentially playing out these fantasies in order to never to the reality that, in fact, he was just a fat autist who lived with aging parents in a barely hospitable dump.

So he played pretend with internet girlfriends, the various "anime villains", Sonichu, Captains Logs, whatever. You lose the delusions, and you lose Chris.

I do have to say that a defiant gangsta upturned-nose mugshot from Chris would be entertaining.

He could harken back to his Juggalo days

Doubt it, she's either a senile fuck living with relatives while recovering from a car accident, or she's a mystery guest on the Killstream. She can't do both, if the dementia or the injuries weren't stopping her, her relatives that she is living with would never agree to it.

I still think it's more likely to be Bella, nobody else has as much motivation to spin a yarn about Chris on Gunt's show. That is if it even is a mystery guest in the first place and not some bullshit Gunt deluded himself into thinking was important.

While the Gunt was one of the few people more sympathetic to the Fungal Jungle, is she really still willing to whore herself out for more attention after all of the shitshow? At the very least, the lawyers have told her to not show her face around, but who knows?

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Usually, anyone who's naive would be in their teens, but Chris was in his mid 20s. The only death that Chris experience at that time was Patti (yes, I know aunt Corina, but this was sometime later). Unfortunately he coped by bring her back to life in his abomination of a comic.

If Chris showed no remorse more than 20 years ago and not show any change, he sure as hell isn't going to now in regards to him raping his own mother. Chris' enablers and white knights shouldn't be blind to this.

Chris should not have access to the net, and just live the rest of his days in a tard farm.

Chris was more upset by the fact that he was missing out on a pancake lunch at his local church than he was at his 'beloved' Aunt's death.

 

[Clownery]

That's literally all he has left. His CPU GodJesus delusion is the very last shred of reliable existence, of what truly makes him Chris. It's not like he was any less unrealistic about life even during the 90s and 2000s, his whole existence is essentially playing out these fantasies in order to never to the reality that, in fact, he was just a fat autist who lived with aging parents in a barely hospitable dump.

Makes me wonder if its even a good idea to break his delusions at this point.

After Bob died chris said he was suicidal but he wouldn't kill himself because he had to take care of barb and the pets, now he has nothing. No pets, no mom, no hoard, no house.

I know everyone says he's too narcissistic to kill himself but people also said he was to wimpy to rape anyone.

Tdlr: instead of the homeless saga I'm worried we'll get the laying in the middle of a 4 way intersection saga.

 

[King Kiwi]

How long y'all think Chris will be in the cuckoo saloon?

Srsly

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

How long y'all think Chris will be in the cuckoo saloon?

Srsly

That's all on him now. Chris tends to get into situations where despite what's going on, he's comfortable. It could be a case where they start talking about job placement and "living on his own" that would make him extremely uncomfortable. Then again, if they drug him up, that might make him more susceptible to getting help. Though right now, I'm assuming he's going completely batshit since the justice department "failed him" in returning him home when he thought they were going to. Up until now, Chris has just been riding it out, but in the mental hospital, he's going to be pushed to actually improve in some way verses in jail where they just kind of let him go as long as he didn't do anything completely horrible.

AKA Chris got himself into more deep shit, proving that he is his worst troll.

 

[King Kiwi]

That's all on him now. Chris tends to get into situations where despite what's going on, he's comfortable. It could be a case where they start talking about job placement and "living on his own" that would make him extremely uncomfortable. Then again, if they drug him up, that might make him more susceptible to getting help. Though right now, I'm assuming he's going completely batshit since the justice department "failed him" in returning him home when he thought they were going to. Up until now, Chris has just been riding it out, but in the mental hospital, he's going to be pushed to actually improve in some way verses in jail where they just kind of let him go as long as he didn't do anything completely horrible.

AKA Chris got himself into more deep shit, proving that he is his worst troll.

Chris is baked like a salmon rn

 

[maguyver16]

Chris was more upset by the fact that he was missing out on a pancake lunch at his local church than he was at his 'beloved' Aunt's death.

Those chocolate chip pancakes are good tho. The aunt is gonna stay dead, but that Southern cookin aint gonna last much longer!

 

[poppystardew]

How long y'all think Chris will be in the cuckoo saloon?

Srsly

if he plays the system (which he's too tarded to do) he could be in there as little as a couple of weeks.
if he stays tarded as he is at the moment, minimum 4 months, maximum? however long heilburg thinks, or long enough to be ruled unfit (which depends, for chris it would probably take 6-8 months)

 

[King Kiwi]

Those chocolate chip pancakes are good tho. The aunt is gonna stay dead, but that Southern cookin aint gonna last much longer!

Chris made the choice we all wanted to make (regarding pancakes on his birthday people COME. ON.) but were too polite to make because of beloved aunts.

Seriously though, why she gotta die on pancake birthday day?

 

[Swirling weeb]

If it weren’t for Ronald Reagan
Chris would be getting zapped to the extreme right about now

Never forget the timeline that could have been

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Yeah from what I can find about the place (what is it with Virginia's gov sites being 30 years out of date stylistic wise?) It's not a place that'll be kind and welcoming to Chris and his nonsense. Through really this is the kind of place he should have gone to instead of region 10. Region 10 held his hand smiled and nodded when he sperged on about his merge CPU goddess sonichu bullshit. This place? He'll be lucky if they dont give him an ice bath, an enema and then lock him in his room with the ac cranked up and only sheets to stay warm with for the way he acts.

AOL invested hard into VA in the mid 90s, tons of other places did too, Northern Virginia was being wired for fiber optic connections before that ultimately failed. Thats why stylistically everything has a japanesse-esque 90s style. which might also explain why anime and lolcows are so prevalent in that state, especially so early on compared to the rest of the country. 4chan and bailey jay can be attributed to this 90s failed attempted at becoming the next silicon valley.

also you'd be surprised how many people still enjoy that look for a website, its easy and quick to load on a computer or phone and you'll be able to find the info you want quick (phone number, hours of operation, address) a fuckload of small businesses still use the same websites they got for cheap when the internet boom in the state happened.

as for the hospital, i'm sure he's being watched on a 1 to 1 or 2 to 1 basis because of his charges, because of the natural state of lawsuits mental hospitals are extremely cautious when it comes to gropers or sex offenders. Yes its a pain, but most people keep their hands to themselves. so its a rare chore. Honestly it probably will be one of many things that will keep Chris in there permanently. Because the second he entered the place they probably already assigned a male nurse (?) to be within grabbing distance of him at all times.

Also we should just get used to this being his permanent home, they can and do use people's writings as evidence for 5150s and other mental illness decisions, it wouldn't matter if he suddenly becomes as normal and charming as Ted Bundy, his writings in prison as well as what they''ll see online when the tard immediately goes "i'm an e-celeb" will mean he's there forever.

Honestly its too bad no one is going to A-Log him by just getting hired on and monitoring the situation from the inside, because once it hits Chris that he will never leave he will sperg hard and end up being thrown (probably literally) into isolation after getting a couple tranqs in the ass.