Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[GypsyBard]

What do you think his chances of survival will be in wherever he's going? He's a pudgy, sickly, delusional, stupid troon, not a hulking, intimidating psycho, even women could take care of him if he ends up in the female section. He's a walking heart attack. He can get stabbed, beaten to death or worse. Remember Hannibal Lecter manipulating Multiple Miggs into swallowing his own tongue? That isn't too far off since something like this could've happened with Bella Janke. Edmund Kemper (who is scarier than book or film Lecter because he combines his 145 IQ with towering height and enormous strength) told in an interview that he shared a prison block with the short, dumb and thoroughly annoying Herbert Mullin, another serial killer. The other inmates were constantly humiliating and catcalling Mullin and he retaliated with singing badly when they were watching TV. The guards were expecting a bloodbath. Kemper trained Mullin to behave with water and peanuts like a fucking puppy. Imagine what someone like him could do to Chris if he wasn't a model inmate/prisoner.

His chances of survival are actually really good. Prison is not like you see on TV. Will be bad if they are super max typically but others are basically a really crappy hotel.

prisons are a business. If a prison is extremely violent with deaths and mutilations going on behind bars they will lose money and possibly have investigations. So it is in the prison's best interest to make sure even someone like Chris makes it out alive.
If Chris were to go to prison it would most likely be minimum security and he would probably be put into protective custody. If he is put into general population and other inmates start screwing with him then he gets a one way ticket to protective custody.

If Chris ends up in a mental asylum however his chances of survival are really good. Even better than if he was in a minimum security prison. Even better than if you was at home. A hospitals whole job is to make sure people are healthy. And say what you want about Chris but he is extremely adaptable over time. If you or me found out we would spend the rest of our lives in in asylum we would probably kill ourselves or at least try to. Chris on the other hand will be depressed at first but eventually adapt to the situation happily taking his meds and going to draw with crayons.

Now if Chris gets out and put into the general population there's basically two options. The first one is Chris gets sent to a group home in which case his monthly tugboat goes to them he gets a very small allowance and his needs are met. The second option is he gets dumped out onto the street or a halfway house in which case eventually he will get dumped out onto the street. If that happens we will have Chris a man with no survival skills whatsoever all of a sudden in charge of every one of his needs without anyone to help him. Before if you spent all of his money on something he would still have his needs met because his mother would go shopping so he would have food water toiletries magically provided to him. If Chris becomes homeless you will have to fend for that stuff himself. This truly is the worst thing that could possibly happen to Chris.

So basically if Chris ever does get released I think at least his time inside either an asylum or jail or even prison will be easily survivable in comparison to being thrown out on the street

 

[Penis]

Chris is an Alpha Class Lolcow. he realizes nothing, he learns nothing, beyond small things that result in immediate gratification at little to no cost to himself. The only learning capacity he has can best be described as Pavlovian. It Rings The Bell it Gets The Cookie.

Chris has habitually had realizations about himself; he just doesn't care. He made comments about how "retarded" the attraction sign made him look and even made fun of his old Sonichu art.

Post trial, IF he's released, and IF he's put into as group home, I could see him trying to play along for a few months. Maybe limited internet communication giving us a peak into his new life. Then, there will be some sort of shitstorm finally kicking off the couch-surf or homeless saga.

I would like to further elaborate on this because I just thought of something I should have added.
in the scenario I mentioned where the cat jumps on the couch and you spray it with a water bottle in order to teach it not to get on the couch the cat will learn eventually to stay off the couch. So then the cat will move to the chair because it has no concept of what it is doing wrong it only knows that if it goes on the couch it will get sprayed. So you spray it when it goes on the chair so it moves to a different chair. The cat has a literal mode of thinking. It understands certain actions equal certain consequences but it fully does not understand why. It is my belief that Chris much like the cat will reoffend. Basically Chris has learned that raping his MOTHER will make him receive consequences for his actions. However that does not translate to anyone else.
Much like the assault he did on a GameStop employee he did not learn that he should not assault people. He simply learned if I carry pepper spray then there's a chance I can face consequences to my actions. So he moved on to a different weapon fully not understanding the context of why he was wrong in the first place. Same thing with his mother. He understands doing that to her would give him consequences although he doesn't understand why it is wrong so he will move on to somebody else if he has the opportunity until he gets caught again and faces consequences.

Simply put Chris knows his mother is off limits but if he is ever alone with somebody else he will possibly reoffend

I don't think Chris is sexually violent. He raped Barb because she was incapacitated and within reach. If he's in a group home he's gunna be around..... Oh, jesus fucking christ

 

[Undersideofcwcspillow]

Post trial, IF he's released, and IF he's put into as group home, I could see him trying to play along for a few months. Maybe limited internet communication giving us a peak into his new life. Then, there will be some sort of shitstorm finally kicking off the couch-surf or homeless saga.

I've been saying for a while that Chris should do vanlife. Driving is one of the few things Chris seems to be able to do somewhat competently. He doesn't have any more tickets or accidents than most people. Just the kind of fender benders that happen to everyone, or shit caused by his dumb behavior, like trying to run over Michael Snyder.

Vanlife would be perfect for Chris. He'd get to meet other weirdos, see new places, have privacy, not have to pay a mortgage or electric bill or anything except car insurance and gas.

A shame he's too retarded to get setup. He'd absolutely buy a 300 dollar lithium battery or something and destroy it by accident.

 

[LordHaveMercy]

I'm being pedantic here,

That's fine, I think this topic is woefully underexplored, and would love to hear everyone's takes on it.
Your point is interesting, I guess the two perspectives at play are either criss not thinking fantasy is mutually exclusive to reality, and Chris simply not caring.
In so many cases when he has talked about this shit he has that stupid grin on his face, the same one you get from children who think their parents have fallen for the lies they're telling, which almost leads credibility to your theory, but he also gets so insanely passionate about these things I can't help but think he believes it's real, especially all the copium he made up regarding dead dogs/family members being in CWCville
Maybe before then he didn't care it was made up, but since then I think he tells himself it's real, at the very least.

Whatever mental handicaps he has, people with them should not be watching porn.

I still maintain he has only ever been attracted to secondary sexual characteristics, never people; porn didn't help this but it didn't make him the anatomy-fixated freak that he is.

[your whole post]

Another good possibility, that he believed it was fictional, until he was told by Very Smart People that other worlds exist, at which point he started believing one of those worlds was the one he imagined, that therefore the things he imagined /were/ reality, and that he could travel to this world.
This seems like a cope so enticing he couldn't possibly reject it.

 

[LordHaveMercy]

He made comments about how "retarded" the attraction sign made him look and even made fun of his old Sonichu art.

Did he, or is he just repeating something he's heard someone else say?
To me, that just sounds like an autist substituting their instinct (or lack thereof) for something they heard an authority figure say, and tried it themselves, repeating it if they thought it was well received.
If Barb called something Chris did retarded, I can very much see Chris at least repeating that once, just to gauge reactions.

If he's in a group home he's gunna be around..... Oh, jesus fucking christ

And now my hope for society is gone forever.

 

[Ophelia]

I still maintain he has only ever been attracted to secondary sexual characteristics, never people; porn didn't help this but it didn't make him the anatomy-fixated freak that he is.

Porn inspired him to say repulsive things at inappropriate times. It’s a severe barrier when it comes to finding someone who will tolerate his company. He could be one of the more childlike tards, but no. He had to draw shecameforcwc.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Sounds like he finally transferred from the jail cell to the padded cell.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I've been saying for a while that Chris should do vanlife. Driving is one of the few things Chris seems to be able to do somewhat competently. He doesn't have any more tickets or accidents than most people. Just the kind of fender benders that happen to everyone, or shit caused by his dumb behavior, like trying to run over Michael Snyder.

Vanlife would be perfect for Chris. He'd get to meet other weirdos, see new places, have privacy, not have to pay a mortgage or electric bill or anything except car insurance and gas.

A shame he's too retarded to get setup. He'd absolutely buy a 300 dollar lithium battery or something and destroy it by accident.

He'd have to learn a lot about car maintenance first, just going off his track record with the old Sonichu van that's now long gone thanks to Barb, whenever an issue popped up he had no idea how to handle it and it was taken to a mechanic pretty much all the time for a fix up. I distinctly remember he tweeted out 2 years ago that he could smell gas or some sort of strange smell coming through the vents, he couldn't deduce what the issue could have been and quite frankly, I don't even think he bothered to address the problem since he didn't bring this up again, probably due to his negligence and lack of understanding of what that meant.

In a perfect world if an issue or break down came up whilst he's in the van on the road, he can take it too a shop to get fixed, but that can be costly depending on the issue and in some situations almost impossible depending on where he is in North America.

He'd need to know how to change a tire, patch one up, keep track of tire pressure, check engine/radiator fluid, keeping the battery charged etc. He will encounter a lot of fuck ups at some point and whilst that's not uncommon for a seasoned driver, after so many previous examples he's had in his life with things that he should be able to control but he hasn't, he's not going to learn how to take care of a car properly, it's too much work and he's a dumbass.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Wouldn't count on it. While it has been established that Chris clearly isn't a pedophile (i.e. doesn't actively seek out children/underage teenagers), I would argue that if given a chance, he would still (try to) commit statutory rape/molestation. Just like with incest he knows that it's something you shouldn't do (age limit on the attraction sign), but at the same time, he's likely unable to grasp why he shouldn't do it. So if an opportunity presented itself (underage Fiona situation, a slow-in-the-mind, somebody confined with him), he would very likely come onto them. Since he's unable to comprehend possible repercussions for his actions, his impulses and need for instant gratification would overdrive whatever little self-control he has. We have seen time and time again that he has no problem forcing himself onto females, even after being told not to and doesn't know why it's wrong to do so. For this reason, I seriously doubt Chris would suddenly conjure up a moral compass or be able to control himself if an opportunity of some 16-year-old china presented itself.

You are absolutely correct. I think it was in Sonichu #8 where the female characters had this strange nude photoshoot for some fucking demented reason and the underage (14 years old I think) Zapina was not allowed to participate only because of "dumb laws." Chris doesn't understand that the whole scenario is fubar, he is only (vaguely) aware of the fact that naked pictures of a minor are illegal but does not know or care why. Shit I think Sonichu and Rosechu were 16 and 15 respectively, until Chris retconned them to 18 so he could draw all the titillating hedgehog action he wanted. He is also proven to be more than willing to break any rule or law if he thinks it's justified or he can get away with it.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

He would not knowingly or deliberately seek to fuck a child.

Ehhh not so sure about that

You are absolutely correct. I think it was in Sonichu #8 where the female characters had this strange nude photoshoot for some fucking demented reason and the underage (14 years old I think) Zapina was not allowed to participate only because of "dumb laws." Chris doesn't understand that the whole scenario is fubar, he is only (vaguely) aware of the fact that naked pictures of a minor are illegal but does not know or care why. Shit I think Sonichu and Rosechu were 16 and 15 respectively, until Chris retconned them to 18 so he could draw all the titillating hedgehog action he wanted. He is also proven to be more than willing to break any rule or law if he thinks it's justified or he can get away with it.

Lets be honest here, if chris had the opportunity to fuck a kid he would. Especially after-rape chris. Boy thinks raping barb was healing her so sexually assaulting someone is a positive thing in his mind, a fucking blessing even.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

I've been saying for a while that Chris should do vanlife. Driving is one of the few things Chris seems to be able to do somewhat competently. He doesn't have any more tickets or accidents than most people. Just the kind of fender benders that happen to everyone, or shit caused by his dumb behavior, like trying to run over Michael Snyder.

Vanlife would be perfect for Chris. He'd get to meet other weirdos, see new places, have privacy, not have to pay a mortgage or electric bill or anything except car insurance and gas.

A shame he's too retarded to get setup. He'd absolutely buy a 300 dollar lithium battery or something and destroy it by accident.

Giving a heavy vehicle for chris to drive would be a catastrophic mistake

 

[King Kiwi]

He would not knowingly or deliberately seek to fuck a child.

Words taste best when you let them set out a while before eating.

We'll see what happens in the next few years.

 

[Ophelia]

Vanlife would be perfect for Chris. He'd get to meet other weirdos, see new places, have privacy, not have to pay a mortgage or electric bill or anything except car insurance and gas.

Null advised him to sleep in his van for one night and Chris stole from his mother (victim) instead.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He doesn't have any more tickets or accidents than most people. Just the kind of fender benders that happen to everyone, or shit caused by his dumb behavior, like trying to run over Michael Snyder.

'I was feeling sleepy on the drive back from BronyCon, so good ol' Magi-Chan took the wheel!'

 

[I swear she's 18]

Chris is almost at a point where he will no longer have his hand held in life. He's too egotistical and narcissistic to accept help and its going to end very, very poorly for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Edmund Kemper (who is scarier than book or film Lecter because he combines his 145 IQ with towering height and enormous strength) told in an interview that he shared a prison block with the short, dumb and thoroughly annoying Herbert Mullin, another serial killer.

Fun fact: Kemper and Mullin were both active serial killers at the same time in the same area to the point police were baffled by it and couldn't put together a usable profile for either of them. Even by the time they caught Mullin because someone got his plate at a murder scene, they still hadn't added it up that his killings were all done by the same guy.

 

[Ophelia]

He's too egotistical and narcissistic to accept help and its going to end very, very poorly for him.

On the contrary, Chris believes everyone he meets (and then some) owes him help.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is almost at a point where he will no longer have his hand held in life. He's too egotistical and narcissistic to accept help and its going to end very, very poorly for him.

Chris isn't above e-begging, which he's done in the past. It's the one thing that he'll easily set aside his ego/narcissism because it's easy for him. Ironically, it's the only way he'll learn how things are really done in the world, as opposed to the hand holding mainstreaming that his parents brought him up on.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

So instead of thinking there are possible realities where the South won the Civil War, Nixon beat Kennedy, Tupac wasn't shot, or the Nazis won WWII and everyone speaks German now, Chris instead takes it to the extreme that he believes "Oh, hey! That must mean there's a reality where all my favorite cartoon characters are real and they're all my best friends and I'm not a pathetic tard who had to rape his mother to get laid!" He either doesn't understand or doesn't want to accept that since it's impossible for fictional characters in our reality, that would mean it's impossible for them to be real in any other reality that exists.

If the multiverse hypothesis is correct, there is indeed a reality where hedgehogs evolved advanced intelligence, speak English, identify as something called pokemon, and there's a yellow one named Sonichu. They might have even evolved electric abilities like electric eels have.

They'd still have to follow basic laws of physics though and not have magical powers. Pokeballs would be impossible.

They also wouldn't exist solely because Chris imagined them in this universe.

Null advised him to sleep in his van for one night and Chris stole from his mother (victim) instead.

To his credit he did sleep in the van the first night. He also complained he couldn't sleep more than 90 minutes because it was too uncomfortable. Apparently he tried to sleep in the driver's seat instead of working out a more comfortable way to sleep, even though it was a fricking van.

Because he disliked the discomfort, he stole from Barb to get the motel room for the next night.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Because he disliked the discomfort, he stole from Barb to get the motel room for the next night.

It's odd because Chris went to jail, while some people thought it would give him discomfort, Chris got used to jail life rather easily. We still don't know how he's adjusting to the mental hospital life, so I'll assume, Chris may not be adjusting well to that.