Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[Pointless Sperg]

But, despite all that; I Somewhat agree with you on that front, Chris discovers more of America, Meets new people on his travels, and may actually gain some form of normalcy and potential sanity back that he had lost in the last decade.

Chris goes on a cross-country journey to get trolled by a "theoretical ex" in all 50 states.

 

[AnOminous]

Sleeping in a van for a night and having money that was yours wired to you within a day or so is UNACCEPTABLE.

Incidentally I really hate this fat bastard for exactly this. Holy Christ, I've probably slept in my car dozens of times while on lengthy trips, not because I even needed to but because I was a cheap bastard and the idea of spending for a whole night in a motel when I'd probably sleep two hours max was annoying.

If I had to look good wherever I was going, ten bucks for a truck stop shower was fine.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Incidentally I really hate this fat bastard for exactly this. Holy Christ, I've probably slept in my car dozens of times while on lengthy trips, not because I even needed to but because I was a cheap bastard and the idea of spending for a whole night in a motel when I'd probably sleep two hours max was annoying.

If I had to look good wherever I was going, ten bucks for a truck stop shower was fine.

Given the hoard Chris lives (or lived) in I'd be surprised if the amount of space he had sleeping in his car was that much less than his room.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Incidentally I really hate this fat bastard for exactly this. Holy Christ, I've probably slept in my car dozens of times while on lengthy trips, not because I even needed to but because I was a cheap bastard and the idea of spending for a whole night in a motel when I'd probably sleep two hours max was annoying.

If I had to look good wherever I was going, ten bucks for a truck stop shower was fine.

That's why Chris was conditioned to be how he is; if he was smarter, he would've stayed in the car. But since he had to steal from Barb, which he did in the past without any consequences, "why would I stay in a car when I have money coming in and I can 'borrow' money from my mom?"

I mean Chris went to Ohio and I assumed he slept in his car at some point.

Basically, Chris is a dumb motherfucker. I'm surprised he didn't tweet out for a ween/enabler in the area to spare him a room; Chris like to demand things from people.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

How do you equate becoming completely dissasociated from reality and considering yourself Jesus as getting used to jail life?

he went from having ~14 personas to adding 1 more. not a big change really. especially since he was a powerless/magicless aspect of jesus called "the god body".
he's proposed far nuttier shit before.

Vanlife Chris would be really interesting to me.

until you hand him the keys.
he's doing his "i should be smiling" smile; eyes empty as barb's.
right before the 1st commercial break he says,
"now what?"
[roll Discovery Channel ad for 'Hoarders']

Vanlife Chris Saga ends in 2 days with no fuel, no surviving batteries, and every inch of the van packed with toys he -had- to replace ...because chris is chris, not vanlife chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

Incidentally I really hate this fat bastard for exactly this. Holy Christ, I've probably slept in my car dozens of times while on lengthy trips, not because I even needed to but because I was a cheap bastard and the idea of spending for a whole night in a motel when I'd probably sleep two hours max was annoying.

If I had to look good wherever I was going, ten bucks for a truck stop shower was fine.

I've wanted to do it but always find the excuse of having to go home.

Sometimes I want to just give up and live in my car.

If I have my phone and art, who cares about anything else?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

If Barb's Minivan wasn't a Chrysler product from the early 2000s, it's plausible to think that it could work; just change out the Minivan for an Early-Mid 2000s GMT360 platform SUV (Chevrolet Trailblazer, GMC Envoy, Oldsmobile Bravada, Buick Rainier, etc.), and it might just work.

Though, the real issue here is Chris may not be able to adjust if, at all, he's never exactly taken many trips outside of the General Charlottesville-Ruckersville Area, unless it was for the sake of his "Love Quest" or Conventions (even contemplating taking the ol' rustbucket caravan up to Washington for a Brony convention, despite its shortcomings.), and really the only people he talked to IRL right before Jailtime was his imaginary love interests and Barb.

But, despite all that; I Somewhat agree with you on that front, Chris discovers more of America, Meets new people on his travels, and may actually gain some form of normalcy and potential sanity back that he had lost in the last decade.

After all, it might be Chris's only option as I have a feeling Barb's either gonna be dead or in a nursing home, or Chris is gonna be barred from re-entering 14BC by the time he gets out of the slammer.

If Chris lived in his Van he would non-stop be getting into issues around parking, electricality theft and loitering around WiFi spots. Not to mention getting fleeced by lot-lizards and harrassed by bums cuz he was being too friendly. To survive on the streets you gotta b streets smart, chris is a house cat.

 

[GypsyBard]

Chris goes on a cross-country journey to get trolled by a "theoretical ex" in all 50 states.

Everyone talks about how he went to Cleveland for his love quest but nobody ever talks about the fact that the address they sent him to was in East Cleveland.
That is literally the worst possible place for Chris to be. The troll that sent him to Cleveland literally put Chris in the worst possible area of Ohio. I've been to East Cleveland. For context you know how everybody here when talking about prison you have to remind that prison is not like the movies. Yeah East Cleveland is just like the movies. I am 100% surprised he did not get robbed. When you think about it it was actually a very screwed up thing to do I mean they sent a mentally retarded guy to the hood.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I am 100% surprised he did not get robbed.

Chris was even going around knocking on doors while he was there.

But I mean, if this showed up, does it scream money?

Though to be honest, it sounds like Chris left Virginia around 6am, so he might have planned to get there before it got dark. He did fill up and squirrel away six sets of clothes the day before.

But yeah, it was an amazing trip. I-81 in his area is a heavy truck traffic road and gets pretty hairy at times. I'm honestly surprised he was able to pull it off. I did get a kick out him not knowing what a tollbooth was, and locking himself out when he pulled over to find out.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

There's some level of poetic irony that Chris spent his whole life in fear of being locked up in a mental institution, Hell one could argue his entire maladjusted upbringing was because his parents fought so hard to avoid getting him the help he needed, and yet its probably the cleanest, nicest, place he has ever been and the only place that will ever make an effort to help him develop as a person in his entire life.

Would it be too late given his age? Chris still thinks of himself as a 20 something year old while stile having a juvenile mindset. One would have to put blinders on the sides of Chris' pear-shaped head to get him to concentrate on developing to be a better person.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

But yeah, it was an amazing trip. I-81 in his area is a heavy truck traffic road and gets pretty hairy at times. I'm honestly surprised he was able to pull it off. I did get a kick out him not knowing what a tollbooth was, and locking himself out when he pulled over to find out.

Its probably the most effort he's ever put into getting laid in his life. He heard his internet girlfriend was kidnapped by her evil twin brother so he drove two states over on a rescue mission to save her and get access to her china. The last time he put in actual effort to win a girls heart this was the result:

Would it be too late given his age? Chris still thinks of himself as a 20 something year old while stile having a juvenile mindset. One would have to put blinders on the sides of Chris' pear-shaped head to get him to concentrate on developing to be a better person.

Its really a toss up if they can help Chris at his age and level of delusion. On one hand the people at the mental hospital are professionals and have dealt with nutjobs far worse than Chris. People who are legitimately fucked up in the head vs. a manchild daydreaming about living in magic world. On the other hand Chris has every reason to resist professional help because of a lifetime of hostility toward it and because if he gave up on his delusions it might destroy him. If Chris gave up on his delusions he would have to face the reality that he has lost everything that matters in this world and will spend the rest of his days alone and isolated in an institution or ghetto living conditions. Even with an army of psychiatrists trying to help him he could reject each and every one of them to continue believing hes 21 years old and a pretty pony princess.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Everyone talks about how he went to Cleveland for his love quest but nobody ever talks about the fact that the address they sent him to was in East Cleveland.
That is literally the worst possible place for Chris to be. The troll that sent him to Cleveland literally put Chris in the worst possible area of Ohio. I've been to East Cleveland. For context you know how everybody here when talking about prison you have to remind that prison is not like the movies. Yeah East Cleveland is just like the movies. I am 100% surprised he did not get robbed. When you think about it it was actually a very screwed up thing to do I mean they sent a mentally retarded guy to the hood.

Hey at least the location Julie was supposedly at was a historic landmark, and Chris got to experience the rich cultural history of Cleveland:

Andrew and James Dall Houses - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Jack Awful]

Hey at least the location Julie was supposedly at was a historic landmark, and Chris got to experience the rich cultural history of Cleveland:

Andrew and James Dall Houses - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Based on Chris's history with trolls I expected it to be the former home of a serial killer or something.

 

[Boom Boss]

I don't think Chris is comfortable in jail or the mental hospital. Wasn't he desperate to move back home with his toys?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Would it be too late given his age? Chris still thinks of himself as a 20 something year old while stile having a juvenile mindset. One would have to put blinders on the sides of Chris' pear-shaped head to get him to concentrate on developing to be a better person.

The best western State can do for him at this point is to train him to sit down, be quiet except when spoken to, and not sperg at the judge how "y'all can't do this ta me! I'm an immortal sonichu CPU goddess blueheart Jesus Christ and ah demand y'all release me at once!" instead of that he'll learn to recite the charges against him and that he understands the severity of them and that regardless of the outcome he'll be paying court/legal fees.

I don't think Chris is comfortable in jail or the mental hospital. Wasn't he desperate to move back home with his toys?

In the last jail letter currently sent he told spamton he was missing all the things he used to do but he was certain that he'd be found not quilt and back home in no time. He was so confident that would be the outcome he even post marked the envelope from 14 branchland instead of the jail.

 

[Professor Iris]

Chris goes on a cross-country journey to get trolled by a "theoretical ex" in all 50 states.

I wonder how much gas money and airfare that would take. Thousands of dollars spent to fulfill a goal a quick phone call and a couple hundreds bucks would do. Peak Chris logic.

Incidentally I really hate this fat bastard for exactly this. Holy Christ, I've probably slept in my car dozens of times while on lengthy trips, not because I even needed to but because I was a cheap bastard and the idea of spending for a whole night in a motel when I'd probably sleep two hours max was annoying.

If I had to look good wherever I was going, ten bucks for a truck stop shower was fine.

This all boils back to Chris being so mollycoddled that the thought of being put into such a situation was untenable. He -must- bask in some form of comfort and luxury even when he got kicked out of his house and wanted by the cops for plowing his mumsy dearest, don't you know?

I guarantee you, you put Chris into a situation where he has to spend a couple of nights in the wilderness, and you'll find him mere hours later at the nearest McDonald's.

I don't think Chris is comfortable in jail or the mental hospital. Wasn't he desperate to move back home with his toys?

I think the bigger question would be: How monumental would his rage be when he discovers that his relatives really -did- toss all of his belongings away?
I mean, I'm pretty sure even people in Colombia could hear his screaming.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Chris has every reason to resist professional help because of a lifetime of hostility toward it and because if he gave up on his delusions it might destroy him.

i'm more thinking he will trade real attention/interaction for imaginary friends pretty smoothly. he sought out negative attention from people. yes i know the only use he had for people was to LARP.
but!
i think if he had a 1-on-1 therapy, just making small talk about the news n weather n food. and every time chris said something from his fantasy the wrangler picked up his coffe cup and walked away for 10 minutes, maybe chris will larn what's going on without being told "if you talk about your fantasy i'm leaving".

taking it a step further. what if they taught him that talking about his fantasy was like masturbating in public? you keep it to yourself and nobody will care.

you can't tell chris that nobody else fantasizes n escapes.
[in fact if you told him that he'd think he had a superpower]
you can only hope he'll accept that the nobody will take "magi-chan healed barbichu" as an answer for anything.

anyway, my point was i think he can keep the fantasy and still learn to thrive in an institution ...in time.

 

[LiveFromNS]

Chris was even going around knocking on doors while he was there.

But I mean, if this showed up, does it scream money?
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Though to be honest, it sounds like Chris left Virginia around 6am, so he might have planned to get there before it got dark. He did fill up and squirrel away six sets of clothes the day before.

But yeah, it was an amazing trip. I-81 in his area is a heavy truck traffic road and gets pretty hairy at times. I'm honestly surprised he was able to pull it off. I did get a kick out him not knowing what a tollbooth was, and locking himself out when he pulled over to find out.

Sorry for slight derail, and dumb/lazy question.

That pic is before Chris left on his wild goosechase to find Julie, right? Or did you just happen to use that particular photo?

If it is of Chris before his journey, who took it? I assume it was someone he knew and also assume that the person who took the pic knew where he was going and why?

If this is all covered on the Cwcki, just say that and I will check it out when I can get on it.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

you can't tell chris that nobody else fantasizes n escapes.
[in fact if you told him that he'd think he had a superpower]

You hit the nail on the head. Chris pathologically spins every single one of his deviant behaviors into something positive. Like when he kept being pushy about sex to Megan. To any normal person, that would be highly creepy. Chris thought it made him "mature." I'm not sure if there's even one exception to this rule.

 

[GypsyBard]

Hey at least the location Julie was supposedly at was a historic landmark, and Chris got to experience the rich cultural history of Cleveland:

Andrew and James Dall Houses - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You guys aren't really from Ohio so I'm going to have to explain how big of a deal this one is. People literally get shot there. Like you know how you see movies about drive-bys and stuff like that well that's the exact type of location they sent him. They literally sent him to a place that at that time was considered one of the worst ghettos in America. I mean this is the type of place where carjackings happen. He is lucky he did not get robbed or carjacked