Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

[ulsterscotsman]

What the Virginian law on stun guns away? Is there are power limit for them?

 

[Retarded INTP]

after Null steps in and the trolls gets exposed

You're probably right but I'd be surprised if it was Null. The man doesn't give a fuck anymore and if I'm wrong then he's fucking retarded.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

How exactly do they profit off Chris using a taser? Kind of niche market for tard tasin' vids.

They are hosting chris on Etsy selling medallions

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Just thinking about the GameStop incident where Chris pepper sprayed an employee who works in that GameStop he came in to demand a refund of Sonic Boom, because Sonic's arms are blue. He also talked how he pepper sprayed himself in his bathroom once before he came into the GameStop he got banned and pepper sprays the poor employee.

You mean... That man in yellow?

 

[NaggotFigger]

You mean... That man in yellow?

Yes.

 

[Monolith]

Most of my body is electricty anyway!
God, Chris is a fucking moron.

The best part is he's technically not wrong because of unironic quantum physics bullshit.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Every time I think the vortex of autism that is CWC and his mongo orbiters can't possibly get any worse, I'm proven wrong. What do you want to bet the zap he gives himself causes yet another instance of dirty crapped briefs (and not an augmentation of imaginary superpowers).

 

[ole]

Caden Peck's involvement seems fairly high, given the discord audio. Any ideas on how involved are Owen Sundstrom, Anni Renee and the rest of the Praetor LLC gang? Didn't know they were in Discord with Chris...

 

[Meat Pickle]

Praetor and Chris discussing about the latter tasing himself for a video.

 

[Shabobus]

Praetor and Chris discussing about the latter tasing himself for a video.

"In serious and in joke"
Chris can never just say something ordinary. It's like words being dumped out of translation software.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Praetor and Chris discussing about the latter tasing himself for a video.

Not gonna lie, I'm looking forward to whatever comes of this.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

To be fair, I don't think that CWC tasing himself will cause any permanent damage. It'll just be the best Chris moment of 2021.

 

[Tikbalang]

Praetor and Chris discussing about the latter tasing himself for a video.

What are the chance that Praetor will fake tase Chris (taser that only produces the "taser" sound) and tells him he's actually immuned?

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

DO IT, CHRIS! ZAP TO THE EXTREME!

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Does he have to wear the medallion during the taser session? I speculate what the ritual could be to complete this merge!

 

[A Grey Cat]

it seems like prateor plans on recording chris charging his magic stones with the taser in hopes of staring the merge...ok sooo assuming chris is the total idiot we make him out to be what are the chances he'll hold a stone in one hand while bringing the taser to it while the current's on? and more importantly will chris get zapped if he tries charging the stone while holding it? I forget the exact term but its something along the lines of grounding electricity.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Does he have to wear the medallion during the taser session?

Yeah, inside his ass.

 

[fineapple]

I hope the merge is real it would solve so many of my problems.

 

[Cupronickel]

Here's hoping Chris gets a really cheap taser. In college some kid in my dorm had one and we'd run around like retards zapping each other all the time. With any luck he'll shock himself a couple of times and decide that enough is enough.

I kinda hope it explodes...

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I kinda hope it explodes...

I mean as long as my man isn't hurt, it'd be pretty funny if he just got soot all over his face like a loony toon or something.