Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

[biozeminadae1]

If you see no difference between 2011 Chris and 2021 Chris, I can't help you.

In 2011 he was a "tomgirl", so, he was on his way to becoming a tranny.

Logan said:
This is unbelievable. That dude just laughs when Chris said he was willing to zap himself.

Sickening.

That's literally most teenagers.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Watch as it turns out all he needed was a good dose of electroconvulsive therapy and this resets his brain to "normal."

He would commit an hero. No normal brain waking up in the middle of the senseless shameful shitshow that has been and still is his entire life would be able to cope and move on. Imagine the nightmare. The veil of retardhood is gone, you're left aware of your current existence as Chris Fucking Chan, clear as day. The best course of action would be to drink bleach, really.

 

[biozeminadae1]

He would commit an hero. No normal brain waking up in the middle of the senseless shameful shitshow that has been and still is his entire life would be able to cope and move on. Imagine the nightmare. The veil of retardhood is gone, you're left aware of your current existence as Chris Fucking Chan, clear as day. The best course of action would be to drink bleach, really.

It would probably be for the best.

 

[Cupronickel]

Nothing will come of this.

It never does.

This. The last time we thought something was this was going to happen was with Sockness, and he went home halfway.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I think it's less predatory and more that they're more on his level maturity/intelligence wise.

Chris wishes he has the maturity/mentality of a high-schooler. It's more like a 6 year old who is allowed to hang out with high-schoolers: "How cool is that?"

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Chris needs two tasers, one on each temple. It will go something like this:

https://youtu.be/TtX-2-YoXPs

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

I really do not think Chris is a predator, he is most definitely into grown people. He might have weird sexual fantasies about underage Sonic and pickles though.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Liked the earlier suggestion of CWC taking meth - Liquid Christ-tal Meth Chris lol.

In a movie of his life it would end in a fentyFlloyd style death by jerkopp as he tried to get at Calamity Meghen or maybe ((Mike)) the hero of gamestop....

 

[A Grey Cat]

There seems to be plenty of autistic / special needs adults like Chris who are into those things, MLP, Pokemon and Sonic are autism magnets.

I don’t think these guys are really friends with Chris, they just seem to be there to take advantage of his lolcow status (Plus I don’t think any of them would agree to be tased) but there’s also the likes of DoopieDoOver or ProjectSNT where Chris obsesses over them and won’t take no for an answer (Which thankfully for Chris he‘s not been able to bother them at conventions due to the pandemic) but it seems like one day if it keeps this behaviour up it’s going to end badly for Chris even if it’s only just a ban from conventions.

And yet his fellow late 20s-middle aged autists want next to nothing to do with Chris. They learn who he is and why he's so infamous and are smart enough to try and distance themselves from him. Blocking him and making him a person un grata where you can't even say his name around them.


These teenage idiots conversely learn about Chris and they instantly want to get involved with his drama in the hopes of getting easy e fame and messing with a retard as bonus. After all there's a good chance they already get their sick kicks messing with 5he autists at school, and Chris is the biggest autist of all.

 

[palmtreesalad]

Has anyone seen the taser in question? Most of the "tasers" you can buy online are just stun guns and can't really inflict major damage. I mean it's still funny, but nothing to really worry about in my opinion.

 

[Lazy]

Has anyone seen the taser in question? Most of the "tasers" you can buy online are just stun guns and can't really inflict major damage. I mean it's still funny, but nothing to really worry about in my opinion.

Praetor showed their purchase history of a pikachu mask and a taser on November 15, 2020:
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Praetor’s purchase archive
That’s the only evidence I could find so far.

Did a little bit of research on the taser they bought. VIPERTEK VTS-989. Yo this shit aint no joke bruh. Chris will probably pussy the fuck out just from hearing the noise.

This video shows how it stuns on a live target. Loud af.

 

[Brother Wind]

I hope the shock therapy cures his autism.

I hope so, I am excited for the God Emperor of Mankind to finally awaken. Although it would suck for GW to have to put out a new edition for this timeline shift

 

[palmtreesalad]

Thanks. Ok, yeah. I have that stun gun actually. It hurts like fuck but nothing too concerning. He's getting what he deserves at this point

 

[Lame Entropy]

Chris may as well be classified as a schizocow already.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Is like the worst possible outcome, Chris going into cardiac arrest?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Is like the worst possible outcome, Chris going into cardiac arrest?

Most likely. If anything, him drink the "crystal" water beats drinking McDonald's "healthy" tea. However, as we all know, Chris is delusional about his diet as he is with about everything else.

 

[Shovelbird]

Most likely. If anything, him drink the "crystal" water beats drinking McDonald's "healthy" tea. However, as we all know, Chris is delusional about his diet as he is with about everything else.

Dear God, ids habbiding.

IDS HABBIDING.

Chris Chan will die by tazer.

At this point I can only hope he finds peace and perhaps a sonichu afterlife :/

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Dear God, ids habbiding.

IDS HABBIDING.

Chris Chan will die by tazer.

At this point I can only hope he finds peace and perhaps a sonichu afterlife :/

He might find a boyfriend-free girl in the after life too

 

[Shovelbird]

He might find a boyfriend-free girl in the after life too

I hate virtue signaling but I wish he finds what he wants. Seriously, if I was in his shoes, I'd pray to die quickly. Every second is a disgrace.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Is like the worst possible outcome, Chris going into cardiac arrest?

His many layers of blubber would probably keep the shock from reaching the heart.

Most likely. If anything, him drink the "crystal" water beats drinking McDonald's "healthy" tea. However, as we all know, Chris is delusional about his diet as he is with about everything else.

(What does that have to do with anything? Did I miss something?)