Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
The desperation in Chris's voice to try as hard as he can to be part of the "cool young club".
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It’s kind of creepy and weird that Chris always seems to want to involve himself with high schoolers and other young people more than half his age but it’s usually just an elephant in the room that people find excuses for.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It’s kind of creepy and weird that Chris always seems to want to involve himself with high schoolers and other young people more than half his age but it’s usually just an elephant in the room that people find excuses for.
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How many 38 year old people are into anime, kids cartoons, MLP, sonic? etc?

like a handful.

Tons of teenagers are into that shit, so naturally Chris hangs with them. Mentally he is like a teenager too.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It’s kind of creepy and weird that Chris always seems to want to involve himself with high schoolers and other young people more than half his age but it’s usually just an elephant in the room that people find excuses for.
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I think it's less predatory and more that they're more on his level maturity/intelligence wise. That and they're still young enough to find having someone as retarded as him around amusing. As you get older your tolerance for smug morons tends to lower.

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Black Yoshi said:
So when this doesn't work how will Chris mental gymnastics his way out of it?
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If he actually does it, it probably won’t do too much damage. Definitely take him off his feet, but he won’t go total vegetable or anything as long as he’s not a total retard. But I really wouldn’t be surprised if Chris decided to put it straight to his temple. Hopefully he has enough of a brain to not do that.

But once it’s all over and nothing happens, he’ll probably say the merge is much closer now, spew out some shit about how he’s going back and fourth to get everything set up, and proceed to do nothing. Really, this won’t change a thing unless, like I said, he does something really fucking stupid. Then we could be in for a wild ride.
 
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Black Yoshi said:
So when this doesn't work how will Chris mental gymnastics his way out of it?
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“Hey y’all. We, in the addition to receiving the power boost generated by the crystal charge, have determined that Da Merge is still happening right on schedule. Mama is feeling fine, her taint is leaking some holy water, and such.”

Realistically? He won’t even bother. Somewhere deep down Chris knows none of this matters, but it allows him to keep acting out his fantasies and escaping reality, so he’ll keep putting it off.
 
President Jeb Bush said:
How many 38 year old people are into anime, kids cartoons, MLP, sonic? etc?

like a handful.

Tons of teenagers are into that shit, so naturally Chris hangs with them. Mentally he is like a teenager too.
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There seems to be plenty of autistic / special needs adults like Chris who are into those things, MLP, Pokemon and Sonic are autism magnets.
Deadpool said:
I think it's less predatory and more that they're more on his level maturity/intelligence wise. That and they're still young enough to find having someone as retarded as him around amusing. As you get older your tolerance for smug morons tends to lower.

Edit: fixed drunky boo boo.
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I don’t think these guys are really friends with Chris, they just seem to be there to take advantage of his lolcow status (Plus I don’t think any of them would agree to be tased) but there’s also the likes of DoopieDoOver or ProjectSNT where Chris obsesses over them and won’t take no for an answer (Which thankfully for Chris he‘s not been able to bother them at conventions due to the pandemic) but it seems like one day if it keeps this behaviour up it’s going to end badly for Chris even if it’s only just a ban from conventions.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It’s kind of creepy and weird that Chris always seems to want to involve himself with high schoolers and other young people more than half his age but it’s usually just an elephant in the room that people find excuses for.
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It's because Chris believes his time in high school was the best of his life and he desperately wants to relive it. Contrary to reality, Chris believed he had friends, was popular, was an aspiring autist artist, etc. Much like how the Merge is just one big escapism cope, he tries to surround himself with younger people to relive his memories that are more rose-tinted than a fucking garden to pretend that his life is fun and happy. Of course it's creepy as hell but I doubt he's creeping around with these kids because of some sexual attraction to them.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
It’s kind of creepy and weird that Chris always seems to want to involve himself with high schoolers and other young people more than half his age but it’s usually just an elephant in the room that people find excuses for.
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I think it’s also that kids that age are the only ones who would willingly hang out with him. I’d like to think most older adults would know better. Sockness weirdos aside, actually interacting with Chris isn’t appealing to normal adults.
 
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Blow Standard said:
If he actually does it, it probably won’t do too much damage. Definitely take him off his feet, but he won’t go total vegetable or anything as long as he’s not a total retard. But I really wouldn’t be surprised if Chris decided to put it straight to his temple. Hopefully he has enough of a brain to not do that.
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Someone will tell Him it will only work if He is in a bathtub full of water.
 
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