Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

[Chrus Chundlur]

God, I love when dumbass here tries to do SCIENCE.

"There is a stone in the mech." What the fuck is he sperging about here? Is he just too stupid to spell "mechanism" properly so he's using some retarded shorthand, or does he mean "mech" in the same way he called a backhoe excavator a "shovel mech"?

The latter, he really can't/won't relate to the real world if it's not through cartoons or anime anymore.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

My random Chris thought is coming true! I guess it was fated, among which:

I would not be too surprised if I heard Chris had died due to a ween convicing Chris he needed to zap himself with a high voltage taser to jumpstart the merge or some other nonsense.

 

[ogmudbone]

God, I love when dumbass here tries to do SCIENCE.


The latter, he really can't/won't relate to the real world if it's not through cartoons or anime anymore.

He never related to the world.

 

[La Lengua De Mariposas]

God, I love when dumbass here tries to do SCIENCE.


The latter, he really can't/won't relate to the real world if it's not through cartoons or anime anymore.

Running an electrical current through quartz would only slightly change the shape of it. Chris chan might interpret that as the merge working or something. I can guarantee you this.

He might try to jumpstart his electric hedgehog powers with the taser. Zap to the extreme! Zap to the hospital is more like it. Imagine telling the doctor that you’ve tased yourself because you’re an electric hedgehog named Sonichu.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So my take is that Praetor and Chris have decided to team up and make the next Jackass.

And Chris thinks doing self defense tests and the excruciating pain received from Tasers and Pepper Sprays will bring about the Merge.

 

[NynchLiggers]

TL;DR, a ween going too far and making Chris comit self-harm?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

I asked Tommie about this weeks ago.



Tommie is smart enough not to go anywhere near those Praetor weens at least. For the moment those of us who support Tommie won't be seeing any #teamtommie merchandise in the near future.

I'm planning on putting together a CD soon. What might my actual fans like to see in the way of #teamtommie merch? i don't think i'd want my face on anything but maybe quotes on tie dyed shirts would be cool.

Praetor approached me, but never followed through. They said they were going to arrange a Zoom meeting with me and Chris, but that never happened. I got caught up in moving and haven't heard from them in a few weeks.

 

[Tikbalang]

TL;DR, a ween going too far and making Chris commit self-harm?

If Chris disregards physical exercise as the key to the merge, what more if it's self harm?

Maybe Praetor makes Chris to sell narcotics.
Some meth-head approached Chris, scratching his arm and said "Hey missy! You got those healing crystals?"

 

[NynchLiggers]

If Chris disregards physical exercise as the key to the merge, what more if it's self harm?

Maybe Praetor makes Chris to sell narcotics.
Some meth-head approached Chris, scratching his arm and said "Hey missy! You got those healing crystals?"

Chris is selling drugs? So we are going to have a druglord saga?

 

[Aru-chu]

God I hope he films it. It would probably be the most physical pain he's ever felt in his life. Who knows maybe the trauma of it might snap him out of all this merge shit and teach him not to trust his enablers.

 

[TaterBot]

Finally, something interesting . Chris always wanted Sonichu to zap! and now's his chance to go big.
Could Barb have a vegetable to take care of, if Chris merges brainpower with taserpower? Would she notice the difference?

 

[judge claude frollo]

zap yourself to the extreme, chris

 

[troon patrol]

This will end in tears.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Born to late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to witness Chris taser his balls off in an effort to make Sonichu real.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

And I get the distinct feeling that Chris thinks there are these big quartz crystals that are hooked up to submarines and naval ships and, I dunno, little elves hit them with magic hammers or some shit. That's not how it works. Its more like the liquid crystal display on a pocket calculator.

I also interpreted that way. In fact, I think he believes it all works on a sort of "Ecco the dolphin" logic, in which you apply some kind of shockwave to a really big crystal and it resonates all around. I don't know, I gave up on his loony explanations of the world back in 2015.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I also interpreted that way. In fact, I think it all works with a sort of "Ecco the dolphin" logic, in which you apply some kind of shockwave to a really big crystal and it resonates all around. I don't know, I gave up on his loony explanations of the world back in 2015.

I seriously doubt it happened.

 

[A Money Creature]

I asked Tommie about this weeks ago.



Tommie is smart enough not to go anywhere near those Praetor weens at least. For the moment those of us who support Tommie won't be seeing any #teamtommie merchandise in the near future.

Space Jews align a bit with the merge, no?

 

[Deadpool]

Someone should convince him it'll only work if the quartz is tazed while it's shoved up his ass, so it can resonate with the spirit of the medallion he shoved up there.

 

[Daisymae]

quotes on tie dyed shirts would be cool.

How much for a "tom raped sabrina" shirt?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm planning on putting together a CD soon. What might my actual fans like to see in the way of #teamtommie merch? i don't think i'd want my face on anything but maybe quotes on tie dyed shirts would be cool.

Praetor approached me, but never followed through. They said they were going to arrange a Zoom meeting with me and Chris, but that never happened. I got caught up in moving and haven't heard from them in a few weeks.

Quit trying to be relevant and just go away, Tom.