Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

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God, I love when dumbass here tries to do SCIENCE.

"There is a stone in the mech." What the fuck is he sperging about here? Is he just too stupid to spell "mechanism" properly so he's using some retarded shorthand, or does he mean "mech" in the same way he called a backhoe excavator a "shovel mech"?
The latter, he really can't/won't relate to the real world if it's not through cartoons or anime anymore.
 
God, I love when dumbass here tries to do SCIENCE.


The latter, he really can't/won't relate to the real world if it's not through cartoons or anime anymore.
Running an electrical current through quartz would only slightly change the shape of it. Chris chan might interpret that as the merge working or something. I can guarantee you this.

He might try to jumpstart his electric hedgehog powers with the taser. Zap to the extreme! Zap to the hospital is more like it. Imagine telling the doctor that you’ve tased yourself because you’re an electric hedgehog named Sonichu.
 
So my take is that Praetor and Chris have decided to team up and make the next Jackass.

And Chris thinks doing self defense tests and the excruciating pain received from Tasers and Pepper Sprays will bring about the Merge.
 
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I asked Tommie about this weeks ago.



Tommie is smart enough not to go anywhere near those Praetor weens at least. For the moment those of us who support Tommie won't be seeing any #teamtommie merchandise in the near future.
I'm planning on putting together a CD soon. What might my actual fans like to see in the way of #teamtommie merch? i don't think i'd want my face on anything but maybe quotes on tie dyed shirts would be cool.

Praetor approached me, but never followed through. They said they were going to arrange a Zoom meeting with me and Chris, but that never happened. I got caught up in moving and haven't heard from them in a few weeks.
 
And I get the distinct feeling that Chris thinks there are these big quartz crystals that are hooked up to submarines and naval ships and, I dunno, little elves hit them with magic hammers or some shit. That's not how it works. Its more like the liquid crystal display on a pocket calculator.
I also interpreted that way. In fact, I think he believes it all works on a sort of "Ecco the dolphin" logic, in which you apply some kind of shockwave to a really big crystal and it resonates all around. I don't know, I gave up on his loony explanations of the world back in 2015.
 
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I also interpreted that way. In fact, I think it all works with a sort of "Ecco the dolphin" logic, in which you apply some kind of shockwave to a really big crystal and it resonates all around. I don't know, I gave up on his loony explanations of the world back in 2015.
I seriously doubt it happened.
 
I'm planning on putting together a CD soon. What might my actual fans like to see in the way of #teamtommie merch? i don't think i'd want my face on anything but maybe quotes on tie dyed shirts would be cool.

Praetor approached me, but never followed through. They said they were going to arrange a Zoom meeting with me and Chris, but that never happened. I got caught up in moving and haven't heard from them in a few weeks.
Quit trying to be relevant and just go away, Tom.
 
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