Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope he shoves that taser right up his fat arse and turns his rectum to French fries.

I hope he uses a cattle prod.

 

[Deadpool]

I hope he uses an electric chair

Ftfy.

 

[Black Yoshi]

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obsessed much, losers?

You're not getting a cow crossover Toot Toot. Drachenlord just got lucky.

 

[Wowcoolusername]

god dammit, Chris. god dammit.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I'm planning on putting together a CD soon

Please make sure Baker Street is on the CD.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Maybe this leads to the "shit hitting the fan" thing @Mariposa Electrique predicted would happen in 2021?

Or like the 3D printing thing, maybe nothing will come of it.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Just looked out of curiosity and the Praetor llc etsy page has apparently sold over 300 Sonichu medallions.

That's over $7k and Chris gets half or whatever? No wonder he is prepared to taze his pee-pee for another payday.

They even have Snorlax Barb.

 

[Deadpool]

Maybe this leads to the "shit hitting the fan" thing.

That depends on how many volts he gets.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He might try to jumpstart his electric hedgehog powers with the taser. Zap to the extreme! Zap to the hospital is more like it. Imagine telling the doctor that you’ve tased yourself because you’re an electric hedgehog named Sonichu.

I wonder how he explained to the doctors on how he cut himself because he taught a vagina was growing in his taint?

 

[JULAY]

They even have Snorlax Barb.

That thing is nowhere near fat enough to be the TRUE and HONEST Barblax.

 

[Meat Pickle]

They even have Snorlax Barb.

Actually that is made by a separate artist named Phillip Barrera. His design quality is much better in my opinion.

 

[BlerdBjern]

But the path I am to take in opening the portal/path from 1218 to C-197 is becoming even more opaque and clear.

I just want to point out that "Becoming more opaque and clear" is a contradiction and makes no sense.

Now I know the merge can't be real!

0/10 merge is fake.

 

[Seaweed Chips]

I really hope it's filmed

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Um, wat
He was already jailed. Is he gonna do that to his tiddes or taint?!

Calling it now those Praetor weens will want him dead and sell those shitty medallions at a ludicrous price.

 

[Retarded INTP]

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horrified...

Step 1 - Get Quinton Reviews interested into Sonichu somehow
Step 2 - Become a fucking millionaire overnight

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Go, CWC! Go out and zap your taint to the extreme!

 

[A Grey Cat]

They even have Snorlax Barb.

you can't convince me Praetor aren't just trying to relive the glory days of Clyde and bluespike making chris do dumb, fucked up shit because they could, or when everybody was making fun of chris and it wasn't considered "weening."

everything from that animated into, to the sermon, and now this shop and possibly being given a taser and mask feels like it's being done to mess with chris, but his ego and autism make him unable to see the forest for the trees.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

If in 6 months we find out that the watchdogs kept any information about chris tasing someone at a park from us, I will be deeply upset.

 

[anti SJW]

I hope the shock therapy cures his autism.

Well, if anything, Chris would get more autistic from it.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What chris needs to understand is that the merge is as much about collective awareness as it is what he is perceiving. Only if thousands of people are watching this ritual and channeling their belief will it have any chance. What I am saying is Chris will need to livestream this.