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Smaller. Simpler. Better.
Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge
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considering "sonichu" was talking about the superbowl yesterday on twitter, i'd say he didn't go through with zapping to the extreme. or he did, didn't get desired results, and is saving ass by not commenting on it.
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I’m guessing the former, because if he did go through with it, there was still a large chance Chris would’ve been hurt very badly and He wouldn’t have been able to talk about the super bowl at all.
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So you can relate to how the rest of humanity feels about you, you dog molesting child rapist.
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I don’t think Chris is getting better.
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Any day now, Chris will try crystal-powered time travel.
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If he wants to space-time travel. Just do drugs.
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Is Chris fucking naked or am I going crazy?
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You're trolling, right?
If you actually are serious, this means you need to lurk moar before posting again.
Here's an info starter: the "Person of Interest" on their avatar box means that this user is a lolcow themselves who has come to post on their thread, or are closely involved with one in some manner.
Secondly, how did you manage to miss the fact that Tommy Tooter Has his own FUCKING FORUM? We're talking top level autism here. Get familiar with the site and it's culture for at least a couple of weeks before posting again. Starting with the link above. Then you'll know why and you never would have made this post if you had known of ol' Toots beforehand.
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i looked, didn't agree with the consensus
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So did they already tell him to taze his dick to become a beautiful anime goddess?
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Did a little bit of research on the taser they bought. VIPERTEK VTS-989. Yo this shit aint no joke bruh. Chris will probably pussy the fuck out just from hearing the noise.
This video shows how it stuns on a live target. Loud af.
This video shows how it stuns on a live target. Loud af.
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Rob Bell, Chris' lawyer labeled him as an "adult autistic child". If I was the judge, I would write down "do not allow to handle self defense weapons". Praetor don't know what they're getting themselves into.
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Here's hoping Chris gets a really cheap taser. In college some kid in my dorm had one and we'd run around like retards zapping each other all the time. With any luck he'll shock himself a couple of times and decide that enough is enough.
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I know the Guard Dogs were sick of Chris’s shit, and we can't get involved, but Chris needs a responsible guardian to put him into an institution, which I doubt will ever happen.
Again, I'm sure Barb is sitting on her ass, salivating over Praetor’s website and money before taking any legal action.
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That's not Chris, it was a video from a Missouri college of a woman protesting about fat shaming or some shit and was chased by the cops for public nudity. She just looks enough like troon Chris.
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I know really sucks it canter shipped to NJ damn self defense laws. Was hoping to have one for myself. A retard like Chris can get one of these bad boys shipped to him but I can't? We live in the worst timeline
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Look on the bright side.
In ancient religions/Biblical stories, humans with hubris/wanting to usurp God/Become God are the first to get killed by the gods themselves.
Methinks Goddess Christine's autistic tweets about him being tight with every Deity ever are entirely one-sided.
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