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I feel like "getting Chris to electrocute himself" was on everyone's dimensional merge bingo card
Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge
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I feel like "getting Chris to electrocute himself" was on everyone's dimensional merge bingo card
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For his own sake, yes. Chris would really need to save money now and just prep to leave, he could take Barb with him, but I don't know if she'll reeee to stay on account of her crap. But I, like many others here believe 99.9% that won't happen. He could have dropped the merge shenanigans, but realized real life was too much for him, so Chris went full ham on it. Seems like Chris is in this for the bitter long haul until he realizes reality, or Praetor gets bored of him.
Governor Jeb Bush
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That fuck gonna have a lot of Pizzas to eat soon
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also, anyone remember this Bob letter, he wrote it to Chris
Bob's Letters to Chris - CWCki |
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| August 18th, 2008 Dear Christian, At this time in life, you and Sonichu need a quest and purpose in life. Let Sonichu become a champion for autistic persons everywhere, and continually defeat the perils of autism. Sonichu could become the spokesperson for autistic persons, with an ongoing fight for them in chapter after chapter, or good deeds on the internet. He could become the spokesperson from now on. You and Sonichu could become famous worldwide. |
THE MERGE?
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Most of me could never fathom Chris offing himself; he's always been so goddamn resilient like a fucking cockroach, bouncing back from everything people threw at him. However, times-are-a-changin', and things are quickly getting far worse for Chris. I mean, he thinks that he's finally going to be able to escape to his cartoon reality where he has superpowers and whatnot, it's Valhalla for him. How the hell is going to recover when that doesn't happen? Is he just going to bounce back again? Is he just going to push it off as the merge being delayed? Or will he cling onto some other delusion?
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It should be relatively simple for Chris to make some real, caring friends. Yet he always gravitates towards these kinds of people...
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The way "The Girl Who Brought Down the World" ends is with Chris jumping out of a window to fly after a dream where God told him to, and then dying, with nobody coming to his funeral. You know back then it was just a funny satire but I really think Clyde/Vivian/Mao/Gregg/Shigeru was actually on to something.
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To him, all non-enablers are bad influence.
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im thinking this might end the saga of CWC via massive heart attack. I hope wherever he goes its a better place than here.
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Told you.
Because a real friend of Chris would tell him to quit with his Merge cope, get a job, and stop acting like a faggot. Weens and Enablers wouldn't.
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I've always been of the opinion that Chris will inherit Bob's heart disease. His bad health will only make it arrive faster. Since he thinks he's an
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You kinda just made me think about how it's generally negative traits that a child inherits from one of his grandparents when it's a disease/cancer whatever. But then I realised that Bob isn't his fucking Grandparent, he's his dad. So based on genetics Chris should be less likely to end up with health problems linked to his parents.
But I thought it that way at first because of how old he looks whenever he's in pictures with Chris and when he looks like a frail old man in that 'remove the videos off the damn internet' video.
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In that scenario, who's willing to perform a CPR on Chris? I wouldn't.
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You know, it's nothing like the movies, there are devices where you don't have to touch lips...but I would be afraid of the smell and also afraid he would wake up and grope me.
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"Chris knows where your nephew lives"
Oh, Chris, you creepy pedofork...
Nice to see Chris being every bit as gullible as always. God, what a fucking dumbass, it never ceases to amaze me.
"How do you function" indeed...
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It should be. But after interacting with him, he came off as self-absorbed and egotistical. It is difficult to make friends of any kind like that, especially when you lack any charm, money, or talent.
Of the 'friends' he claims to have, they are there to partly mess with him, and to partly be damage control.
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Chris had some actual real friends before all this Toon Town Goddess cope shit started. The people manipulating Chris basically made him push them away. Real friends who actually care will not humor Chris' delusions and just go along with whatever Chris says and thinks, and Chris will have nothing to do with anyone like that. He has convinced himself and been convinced by manipulators that anyone who won't humor him about being a super powered hedgehog pony goddess or his dimensional merge shit is just a "jealous hater troll". So now he has surrounded himself with people who, on the surface, are sycophantic yes-men and worship every word he slurs out, but are actually trying to get him to zap himself with a truck stop stun gun.
And honestly, it'll serve him right if he goes through with it. It wouldn't leave any lasting harm and certainly isn't going to kill him, it'll just hurt for a little while. If he's honestly going to be this wilfully stupid and will happily shock himself with a stun gun while wearing a big ol' shit-eating grin, then I say let it happen. I don't hold any delusions about this "fixing" Chris or teaching him any lessons, I just see it as the natural consequences of a man wilfully sabotaging his own life with childish bullshit and escaping into power fantasies instead of dealing with his problems like an adult. This is the life Chris has created for himself, and all because he didn't want to grow up.
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If Chris dies from this it would be so underwhelming. It's like a crash and burn legacy.
had he died in like maybe 2011, that would be a perfect legacy of autism.
had he died in like maybe 2011, that would be a perfect legacy of autism.
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Remember that Chris actually volunteered for this. Someone floated the idea and Chris enthusiastically jumped on board without being asked. So this is not similar at all to Bluespike. Let good things happen for once jesus christ.
so youre saying to activate the merge portal chris must shove the taser up his butt? allowing his own cavernous rectum to become the nexus portal?
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CwC said: I confide with you: Vaughn's real name, Daniel Arias, and his real phone number: +1 702-534-5503
Probably fake Vaughn/LAnon has been faggy as fuck from the start, with the letters the bottle of wine, but who knows.
Probably fake Vaughn/LAnon has been faggy as fuck from the start, with the letters the bottle of wine, but who knows.
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