Female Delusion Calculator - The atomic blackpill but for femcels

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And this is basically what I've heard most femcels demanding as a bare minimum from a man:
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WEW, not looking good!

>inb4 "whatever I can get a black guy instead!"

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I'm not even an incel, I've been married for 10 years. But one thing I have learned (not only from my wife, but from friends wives as well) is that women are DANGEROUS. They are unhinged, and should be approached cautiously.

Speaking honestly, I would say that there is a 30% chance that my wife will kill me. 15% is intentional murder, the rest is negligence.

I admitt that part of it is the fact that men and women think differently, they approach challenges differently, I get that. But I've found that women have similar attributes to legitimately psychotic people. They are not dissimilar to straight jacket retards in drag....

Half the reason trannies are as scary as they are is because they act like women.
 
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0 1 said:
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"Any man who is single" translates to a 2/5 rating for delusion.
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To be fair, that's qualified as "down to earth". Maybe a 1 is "so tolerant that something is wrong with you".

EDIT: I decided to check out the descriptions of each number.

0: Are you sure you're a woman? (Gotten by having no standards at all)

1: Easy to please (Any white man)

2: Down to earth (Any unmarried white man)

3: Aspiring cat lady (Any black man)

4: Cat enthusiast (Any unmarried, non-obese Asian man)

5: You don't belong to this planet (Any man at least 7 feet tall)

In my professional opinion, this scale is not very well calibrated.
 
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It's the age range plus a not married status that's bringing the probability down.

Here is no standards within ages 18 - 85:
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Compare that to when the age range is 18 to 26:
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I guess you don't meet as many people from ages 18 to 26 who are married while people in their latter years tend to be hitched.
 
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This thing's game is kinda weak, not gonna lie. I feel like it could be more insulting if it wasn't so consistently pessimistic.

Its worth noting that BMI can be misleading sometimes too since its a very arbitrary calculation based on height and weight rather than on actual bodyfat. A lot of athletes who couldn't be in better shape still technically score on the obesity scale since muscle weighs more than fat. Body Fat Percentage is generally considered a more reliable statistic than BMI, but its not something most people know off the top of their heads let alone something they'd pencil in on a national survey.
 
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