Fictional Characters that would be Kiwis - like the fictional lolcows thread, but on the other side of the pasture

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I have several:
Yu from "Persona 4" (shitposter)
Adachi Tohru from "Persona 4" will post in Beer Threads
Ryotaro Dojima from "Persona 4", lurker and posts on any criminal. Also post in Beer threads
Maybe the "Persona 3" protagonist, but he's be in MMORPG threads
Terumi from "Blazblue" as a shitposter/troll/doxxer
Yoshikage Kira.
Maybe Dio Brando, but he'll bookmark the "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" thread to stroke his big ego further
Maybe Light/L (But both will lurk)
Milluki Zoldyck would post on anime/waifu/Last Thing You Ate threads
Maybe Illumi....but he would only lurk

Reese from "Malcolm in the Middle" for recipe threads

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

Statler and Waldorf

 

[Had]

Skully you have to see this thread

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Butt-head

 

[Aunt Marge]

David Brent from The Office

 

[Pitbull Victim]

"Dr. Frederick Chilton - Incompetent jailer, serial sex pest, shit-colored hair"

"[INACTIVE] I.J. 'Multiple' Miggs - Semen-throwing schizo, thinks he can smell women's vaginas through their clothing"

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Eric Cartman simply because he could say nigger, faggot, kike and chink.
Of course he'd get doxed in an instant for a-logging Ka-eh-l

 

[SugarSnot]

Eric Cartman simply because he could say nigger, faggot, kike and chink.
Of course he'd get doxed in an instant for a-logging Ka-eh-l

He'd end up with his own thread and there would be lolsuits and assassination attempts and much milk.

 

[Meat Target]

Statler and Waldorf are proto-kiwis.

Uncle Ruckus would be here under the name George Lincoln Rockwell.

That's @Vyse Inglebard

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

In a purely what people see in-story sort of way or what we actually know of them and see?

Assuming the latter for right now. Norman Bates would make a horrifyingly entertaining subject.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Granny Wetherwax and Nanny Ogg would be shit posting in the Tranny sideshows thread. (Fuck you Rhianna)

 

[I am vomit]

Spanky Ham

 

[Xolanite]

Guy Montag from Fahrenheit 451 or that Beatty guy.
Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk 2077
Jill and Gillian from Va11-Hall-A
Dr. Tomoe from Sailor Moon, or any Sailor Moon villain
Marie-Josèphe Sanson from Innocent/Innocent Rouge
Bailalaika from Black Lagoon

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

In a purely what people see in-story sort of way or what we actually know of them and see?

Assuming the latter for right now. Norman Bates would make a horrifyingly entertaining subject.

either is good
also there's some confusion so to clarify this is for characters that would be KIWIS, not lolcows

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

either is good
also there's some confusion so to clarify this is for characters that would be KIWIS, not lolcows

lol That's what I get for being tired and posting.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

I have several:
Yu from "Persona 4" (shitposter)
Adachi Tohru from "Persona 4" will post in Beer Threads
Ryotaro Dojima from "Persona 4", lurker and posts on any criminal. Also post in Beer threads
Maybe the "Persona 3" protagonist, but he's be in MMORPG threads
Terumi from "Blazblue" as a shitposter/troll/doxxer
Yoshikage Kira.
Maybe Dio Brando, but he'll bookmark the "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" thread to stroke his big ego further
Maybe Light/L (But both will lurk)
Milluki Zoldyck would post on anime/waifu/Last Thing You Ate threads
Maybe Illumi....but he would only lurk

Reese from "Malcolm in the Middle" for recipe threads

i think the farms needs a thread on you

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

i think the farms needs a thread on you

And i'd assist via giving them my socials.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Dr. Tomoe from Sailor Moon, or any Sailor Moon villain

Good reminder! I can totally see Rubeus and Wiseman/Doom Phantom from the Black Moon Clan as A&N regulars, and Ali/Seijuro Ginga and Professor Tomoe as general conspiratards.

 

[CansOfCant]

A bunch of Persona characters mentioned, but I gotta bring up my boy Baofu.

Nigga's job was being a 'rumormonger' online.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Radical Edward from Cowboy Bebop would be calling people Faggots and Niggers left and right.