Fictional Characters that would be Kiwis - like the fictional lolcows thread, but on the other side of the pasture

[Lone Dogma]

Colonel White from Captain Scarlet
Every film Bond villain up to and including Le Chiffre
Redd White, Luke Atmey, the Judge and Franziska von Karma from Ace Attorney*
Bill & Ben from Thomas the Tank Engine
Captain Price from Modern Warfare (the original trilogy)
Ed from Shaun of the Dead
Misato Katsuragi, Kaworu Nagisa and Ryoji Kaji from Evangelion

*Maya Fey would join this place, but her innocent soul would be oblivious to what goes on here.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Colonel White from Captain Scarlet
Every film Bond villain up to and including Le Chiffre
Redd White, Luke Atmey, the Judge and Franziska von Karma from Ace Attorney*
Bill & Ben from Thomas the Tank Engine
Captain Price from Modern Warfare (the original trilogy)
Ed from Shaun of the Dead
Misato Katsuragi, Kaworu Nagisa and Ryoji Kaji from Evangelion

*Maya Fey would join this place, but her innocent soul would be oblivious to what goes on here.

fransizka is definitely the cow. atmey would be the center of a debate thread

 

[Meat Target]

Trevor from GTAV

He would frequently get quoted in random_text.txt

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Raymond Animal Crossing.

 

[Lone Dogma]

fransizka is definitely the cow. atmey would be the center of a debate thread

A cow, but a cow who is a kiwi, like Ron Toye. A Kow?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

"The Flintstones" Barney Rubble

 

[Shining Wit]

Patron Saint of 'fuck the government' and worm hunting: Burt Gummer

 

[Astro Loafo]

Any character voiced by Dana Snyder

 

[A Happy Cheerful]

Lain Iwakura is lurking this thread right now.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

Garfield and a grown up Bruce Bogtrotter from matlida

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Just because I've been rewatching it lately: Michael Lee from Witch Hunter Robin. In a world with no witches, he would hunt retards

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom]

Bart simpson

Riley freeman would be arguing black stuff while also saying nigga you gay and probably would like us after a while like most nogs

Do wrestlers count? Cause I could see ryback being an effective troll

 

[Haffhart]

Randy Disher from Monk

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Nelson Munz.

his reaction to the "Jail of Fail" saga: Nelson - YouTube