Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[Doomguy246]

Please list what fictional characters coount as lolcows/deathfats/etc.

 

[Just A Butt]

Abraham Lincoln is a total lolcow

 

[WowThatsNew]

Sonichu himself

 

[PaleTay]

Most of them. To start you're looking at almost every significant comic and anime character even in universe is nuts. Most horror and drama characters are at least kind of lolcows. Most romance characters would be basically Russell Greer or Chris.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Roger Smith, dude owns 200+ sockpuppet accounts.

And Eric Cartman too.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

Macbeth

 

[Tism the Return]

King Lear.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Ignatius J. Reilly and Leopold Bloom come to my mind.

 

[somecryptoneet]

Jace Connors

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Christian Weston Chandler, mayor of CWCville.
Haha imagine if he was real.

 

[Dysnomia]

Sephiroth. Girly looking mama's boy commits mass murder while dancing around the fact that he's totally gay for his rival.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Most of them.

Or are most people in the modern world bland and boring?

 

[Teddy Ursa]

Bo Jack Horseman would be a celebricow

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

The entire Trueba family from The House of the Spirits. I should also mention that Esteban Trueba and his Psychic wife make a cameo in Isabelle Allende's book A Long Petal of the Sea.
Fuck it, lump in the characters from A Long Petal of the Sea in since they're also female prodigies that starve.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

 

[Bassomatic]

Don quixote.

Has a follower just to laugh at him. A mockery of over blown knight in shining armor tales.

Mistakes buildings for literal made up monsters.

He's one of histories best written lolcows imho.

 

[michael_bruh]

ur mom lololol

 

[thismanlies]

Goku

• Is a slightly retarded monkey man
• Eats like a pig
• Abandoned his child for prolonged periods of time to get into fist fights
• Knocked his wife up and left her to raise their second child alone
• Expresses his emotions by dying his hair blond and wearing colored contacts
• Wears the same orange outfit he's been wearing all his life

 

[Celebrate Nite]

• Wears the same orange outfit he's been wearing all his life

That can be applied to almost every cartoon/vidya character ever made. Only time they ever change clothes if it's an environmental/situational event, like going to the beach or going to a fancy hall/diner.

Also you forget that one time he and Piccolo took their driving test

 

[Just A Butt]

Jesus is kind of a lolcow if you really think about it