Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Jesus

Strange way of spelling Muhammad.
Who, unlike Jesus, did not exist in the traditional narrative lol

 

[Shroom King]

Beavis and Butthead

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I've got a few.

Anakin Skywalker.
And take your pick from any of the characters introduced post-Disney purchase.

Vergil from Devil May Cry. He's definitely some level of autistic. What a tryhard.

Loki from the MCU. Especially after the D+ series. Does lusting after his female counterpart enter CWC territory?

And I'll add a wild card.
Jimmy Neutron.

 

[glass_houses]

Severus Snape.

 

[Apochrypha]

- Micah Bell from RDR2 (I mean, c'mon)
- Michael De Santa in GTAV
- Wheatley from Portal 2
- Scout from TF2
- Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad. They're MiNeRaLs, Marie!!!
- Kano from Mortal Kombat
- Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk 2020/2077 (though tbh he probably might get a pass simply for being played by Keanu in the 2077 game)
- Nazeem in Skyrim
- Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones
- Voldo from Soul Calibur
- D'Vorah from Mortal Kombat

And from my personal favorite game series:

- Meredith Stannard from Dragon age 2
- Oghren from Dragon Age: Origins
- Krem in Dragon Age: Inquisition (for being tranny fanservice)
- Anders from Dragon Age 2

I could keep the list going but I'm too high to care.

 

[PeterMannion]

- Micah Bell from RDR2 (I mean, c'mon)
- Michael De Santa in GTAV
- Wheatley from Portal 2
- Scout from TF2
- Hank Schrader from Breaking Bad. They're MiNeRaLs, Marie!!!
- Kano from Mortal Kombat
- Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk 2020/2077 (though tbh he probably might get a pass simply for being played by Keanu in the 2077 game)
- Nazeem in Skyrim
- Joffrey Baratheon from Game of Thrones
- Voldo from Soul Calibur
- D'Vorah from Mortal Kombat

And from my personal favorite game series:

- Meredith Stannard from Dragon age 2
- Oghren from Dragon Age: Origins
- Krem in Dragon Age: Inquisition (for being tranny fanservice)
- Anders from Dragon Age 2

I could keep the list going but I'm too high to care.

How is Hank a lolcow? If anything he's an anti-cow.

 

[Angry Canadian]

Does Wesley Crusher from Star Trek TNG count if Wlll Wheton is basically him irl anyway and Will Wheaton already has a thread?

 

[Coelacanth]

I've said it before, but I'll say it again: Porky Minch.
* Literally a manchild with a god complex.
* Has a bunch of enablers who'd kiss the ground he walks on and defend his actions no matter how bad they get.
* Has done horrific things to both other humans and animals.

If it wasn't for the fact he had time travel abilities he would've become like CWC irl.

I suppose I could also mention the dwarves and elven races from Dwarf Fortress. Literally anybody from those two species could either be horrorcows or mad geniuses like Terry A. Davis. I suppose Armok the Blood God could count too.

 

[PhoBingas]

Lazlo from the 3d GTA games would totally have a thread in either internet famous or community watch, dude was an insane radio personality from the 80s who persisted into the modern era always in and out of cults and rehabs.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Dexter

The same Dexter who fried his brain into saying "omelette du fromage" over and over?

 

[Divine right to rule]

The Prophet Muhammad (pbuh):

- heard voices and talked to god like Terry A. Davis (schizo)

How fucking dare you compare the last prophet of the Lord with an insane cunt that massively overestimates his intelligence and morality?



Terry deserves better.

 

[Coelacanth]

The same Dexter who fried his brain into saying "omelette du fromage" over and over?

Honestly see him as a more apathetic version of Elon Musk. Bonkers and memeworthy, sure, but not cow worthy.

 

[Jack LOLson]

- Scout from TF2

All of the classes would be lolcows.

 

[Meat Target]

I know TV Tropes are autists, but don't they have an entire category of lolcow characters, except they call them "butt monkeys" over there?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

The same Dexter who fried his brain into saying "omelette du fromage" over and over?

Yup that one

 

[Florence Sargent]

Andy Bernard from The Office. You may want to argue that another character would be a better cow; but Andy would be the only one to post all his antics online for us.
> anger problems
> talks like a faggot
> might be a faggot
> dated a minor/not on purpose/somehow makes it worse
> went viral from a reality show clip
> left a good job to be a hippie
> cornell alumni

 

[jje100010001]

Everyone in Ren and Stimpy.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Yup that one

BTW the show was better before the style change

 

[Ronnie McNutt]

my girlfriend

 

[Don Yagon]

Surprised no one mentioned Eric Cartman yet.