Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[ToroidalBoat]

Whoever this is.

I think that's a girl who doesn't want to be a girl or boy ("non-binary") from "Love Me For Who I Am", some new manga from 2019ish.

(found out about it because the local library has copies of it)

 

[The First Fag]

Josh from Until Dawn is prime horrorcow material:

• Hears voices in his head
• Delusional
• Experiences vivid hallucinations beyond the voices in his head
• Set up an elaborate and expensive serial killer prank to get revenge on his friends for accidentally trolling his sisters to death
• Targets the wrong people for said prank
• Manchild
• Had attempted suicide at least once.

The rest of the cast are probable lolcows but Josh is the most lolcowzy of them all.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I think that's a girl who doesn't want to be a girl or boy ("non-binary") from "Love Me For Who I Am", some new manga from 2019ish.

(found out about it because the local library has copies of it)

It has a Adam's apple iirc

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Sniper clearly has issues with his parents and throws jars of urine everywhere.

Sniper's parents are just your typical anti-gun Australian cucks. The Sniper isn't the lolcow, here. It's his faggot parents

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Life is Stange.

No, I won't clarify.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Yes, Wesley was annoying and in the early seasons always managing to cause trouble.

In the 1995 Outer Limits he blew up the Earth to prove how brave he was.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0667976/

The people that played Q and Data also appeared in this show.

 

[Hot Dog]

Dr. Wily from Mega Man.

Gets snubbed once by his more successful rival, goes ballistic and tries to take over the world and loses repeatedly to a robot with the intelligence of a small child.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Easy, fuckin' Peggy Hill.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Alphys from Undertale. Stereotypical mentally ill weeb with a b̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶s̶k̶e̶l̶e̶t̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶l̶o̶s̶e̶t̶ bodies in the basement.

Hamlet. Dude needs to make up his damned mind, stop playing with human skulls, and put some proper clothes on.

Septimus Warren Smith from Mrs. Dalloway. Sadcow. Poor bastard.

Troy McClure (sleeps with the fishies) and Sideshow Bob.

Jamie Kelly from Dear Dumb Diary (don't know if anyone else read those books as a kid).

Lastly, Jimmy Olsen, at least in the goofy old comic books. Dude crossdressed practically every other issue.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Buggy from One Piece, Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama and maybe Waluigi but he could also be considered too insignificant to get a thread

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Buggy from One Piece, Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama and maybe Waluigi but he could also be considered too insignificant to get a thread

Zoidberg is just a alien living under the poverty line in 3000's America.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Abe from Dark Horse.

 

[Atatata]

A lot of isekai protagonists probably fit if you spin it right.

• Rudeus from Mushoku Tensei was a recluse due to getting strapped to the front gates naked in highschool, pedophile and tried grooming a minor at one point. Was pumped and dumped by his 15 yo cousin at 11 which left him impotent and suicidal for years.
• Kazuma from Konosuba is a degenerate sex pest that committed several crimes including public urination, voyerism, sexual assault (including on a minor), and stealing womens' underwear.
• Subaru from Re:Zero is a polyamorous self harming bpd crossdressing schizophrenic that has sudden and severe psychotic breakdowns and speaks in english randomly, which no one understands.
• Tanya is the euphoric athiest libertarian archetype, salaryman turned little girl.
• Naofumi is an alleged rapist and misogynist, has two female slaves he keeps around.
• Ainz only ever managed to graduate elementary school before becoming a wage slave, unironically lived in a pod and spent all of his money whaling in a videogame.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Demoman, despite being a loudmouth drunk who’s possibly depressed is mostly okay I think. (Cursed eyeball nonwithstanding)

He also constantly yells at his teammates about their weird fetishes and hobbies.

Your mileage may vary whether that makes him the only sane guy or an Alog.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Dr. Wily from Mega Man.

Gets snubbed once by his more successful rival, goes ballistic and tries to take over the world and loses repeatedly to a robot with the intelligence of a small child.

Wily is a funny example because his lolcow antics get worse after he dies. He becomes a horrorcow in the X series and beyond.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

The fat girl and the tranny from Euphoria

Saul Goodman

 

[AMHOLIO]

For every competently written superhero and supervillian exist a parallel lolcow version of them, written by a different writer. That law is null if the character was made to be a lolcow in the first place.

Batman normally has flaws like the rest of us, but usually he keeps them under wraps. Then there's All Star Batman and Robin, which I will explain in one panel:


This Batman would have a social media page and get into bumfights as well as internet tough guy slapfights, therefore he'd have material for cowdom.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Eren Jaeger, and really all of the Survey Corps when you think about it.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

Someone already beat me to this but I will list Shinji Ikari. Ugh, there were times I wanted to see SOMEBODY KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.

 

[glass_houses]

Someone already beat me to this but I will list Shinji Ikari. Ugh, there were times I wanted to see SOMEBODY KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.

Shinji was a mushroom- kept in the dark and fed on shit. He had no idea what was going on, and he was one of life's pacifists. Someone should have taken him up a mountain and handed him over to some monks. He happily would have lived out his life there.