Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[Red Hood]

Or Butters.
Or Randy.

Randy ping pongs between potentially dangerous lolcow and benignly amusing.

 

[DerKryptid]

Mima

Yes I agree, Mima is an ugly horrorcow who ruins my 1cc (ZUN add her back please)

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Sheldon Cooper

Absolutely. Could you imagine if Fun with Flags with Sheldon was a real video series on Youtube?

 

[Overcast]

Medic from TF2 I can easily see being among the SRS grifters. Difference being he’d do it just for the pleasure of mutilating and messing around with someone’s body rather than the money. Prime horror cow material.

Sniper clearly has issues with his parents and throws jars of urine everywhere.

Scout is a confirmed pedophile. If I recall he tried to get with teenaged girls and got shot down, but still.

Soldier is delusional and isn’t even an actual soldier.

Engineer apparently has no issues sawing off his own arm and replacing it with a robotic one.

Demoman, despite being a loudmouth drunk who’s possibly depressed is mostly okay I think. (Cursed eyeball nonwithstanding)

Heavy is, as mentioned already, smarter than he lets on and is actually relatively soft spoken and puts his family above all else.

Pyro is Pyro. Nuff’ said.

Spy also seems relatively well adjusted. The thing with Scout’s mom is weird, but hey.

 

[Pringles Can]

Frank Reynolds.

 

[Anstiv]

Don quixote.

Has a follower just to laugh at him. A mockery of over blown knight in shining armor tales.

Mistakes buildings for literal made up monsters.

He's one of histories best written lolcows imho.

Don Quixote isn't just a lolcow, he's such a lolcow that the book partway through jumps in time to tell us how, after the book came out (in this fictional world, it's a meta-narritive) people started trolling Don Quixote wherever he went endlessly. Just absolutely dunking on the guy and making fun of him and trolling the shit out of him. Don Quixote is the quintessential lolcow.

 

[purple mattress]

matt miller from saints row. greasy autistic computer kid

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

>deathfat
>best friend is a frog
>retarded
>hangs around young girls in Sonic Heroes

Despite this stuff he is still a more productive a valuable member to society more than many lol cows out there.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

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Andy Bernard from The Office. You may want to argue that another character would be a better cow; but Andy would be the only one to post all his antics online for us.
> anger problems
> talks like a faggot
> might be a faggot
> dated a minor/not on purpose/somehow makes it worse
> went viral from a reality show clip
> left a good job to be a hippie
> cornell alumni

>spent 3 seasons trying to win back his GF Erin
>immediately gets cucked by a Jim clone that is more Chadly than Andy
>literally pooped on his nice patient boss's car
>is friends with Stephen Colbert(Broccoli Rob)

Edit: Sorry for double post.

 

[Real True Messiah]

Kazuhira Miller

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Whoever this is.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Would the Underground Man from "Notes From Underground" count?

• 40
• Lives in St. Petersburg, Russia and hates it
• Sick
• Spiteful
• Extremely superstitious
• Has an old woman with little teeth as a maid
• Only one friend
• Wants others to be miserable
• Writes long paragraphs in his diary (modern day would be a blogger/Tumblr and probably set to private)
• Envies Normies.
• Conspiracy Theorist/Doomer(believes that 1900s men are just as barbaric as previous generations)

 

[Saint Agustin]

Leon S. Kennedy, Chris Redfield and Claire Redfield drama between them and why Leon won't fuck Claire and Chris trying to get him to impregnate his sister, with Ethan Winters on the background as a guy who clearly isn't interested in that shit but dragged on by Chris just to preserve the bloodline

 

[make_it_so]

Does Wesley Crusher from Star Trek TNG count if Wlll Wheton is basically him irl anyway and Will Wheaton already has a thread?

Yes, Wesley was annoying and in the early seasons always managing to cause trouble.

Ensign Barclay would also qualify.

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

The Finch family from What Remains of Edith Finch would be a horror cow family because if you're just an outside observer looking in, the family is actually quite deranged and stupid combined with a lot of child neglect.

Jay Gatsby would definitely be a lolcow if he had a social media account.

Holden Caulfield would also be a cow as well.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Kazuhira Miller

fatman.

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Homelander
Narcissistic, insecure man-child that constantly spergs out on television and desperately wants a mommy gf. Claims to be most powerful hero on earth and still gets cucked by humoids on a daily basis.

 

[The First Fag]

Haze Stratos from Anonymous Agony. That motherfucker and the asshole who wrote him are prime horror cow material. MandaloreGaming did a pretty good video summing up why this bitch is prime lolcow material.

 

[RougeRed]

I didn't see anyone list Dwight Schrute yet.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

George Costanza