Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[Distant Ranger]

Mort from Madagascar is definitely a schizo

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

The vast majority of Pokémon antagonists, especially Chairman Rose
Same goes for Final Fantasy protagonists starting from VII onward, also Kefka and Sephiroth

 

[Stornoway]

Don quixote.

Has a follower just to laugh at him. A mockery of over blown knight in shining armor tales.

Mistakes buildings for literal made up monsters.

He's one of histories best written lolcows imho.

This, for real.

He (quixote) consumes media obsessively to the detriment of his own health, his family and his sanity.

Is a shut in.

Neglects his duties and family.

Has a warped idea of reality because of his media consumption.

Becomes a complete weeaboo, as in, goes to glorious nippon (takes to the field), dresses as what he think the characters in the stories dress like (armor, lacen and shield), and glorifies and tries to emulate a lifestyle that he idolizes (knightly quest).

He even has a girl he dedicates his "deeds of courage" to, Dulcinea, who doesn't give two shits about him.

Cervantes wrote the proto-lolcow of them all.

 

[Ramborambo]

Ignatius J. Reilly and Leopold Bloom come to my mind.

Came here to say Ignatius J Reilly.

 

[Revo]

This thread has the same subject /theme with this other thread made in 2015: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lolcows-in-fiction-books-tv-movies-etc.8488.

 

[SolidZone 26]

Shinji Ikari from Evangelion is on the same autistic level as Chris Chan.

 

[Red Hood]

Sephiroth has mommy issues and delusions of grandeur and is prone to public freakouts

Dale Gribble would be a Kiwi and a Person of Interest

 

[Meat Target]

Ignatius J. Reilly and Leopold Bloom come to my mind.

Came here to say Ignatius J Reilly.

John Kennedy Toole predicted Bob Chipman.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Mima Kirigoe
Shinji Ikari
Chuckie Finster
Dexter
Sookie Stackhouse

 

[MediocreMilt]

[Horrorcow] Light Yagami / Kira / L / L-Kira / God - Megalomaniac, Mass Murdering Writer, Too Dumb to Get Away with Crimes Where He Left Literally No Evidence Behind

 

[Sunflower Seeds]

Hamlet would probably be over in the Beauty Parlour.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Miroku from Inuyasha. Asks every beautiful woman he meets if they will bear his children, bees are his greatest weakness, hangs out with a middle school girl.

Decadus from Drakengard 3. Extreme masochist. Wants someone to torture him with scissors. Moans at the mention of anything involving pain.

 

[Law]

The Prophet Muhammad (pbuh):
- hung out in a cave like a wierdo
- heard voices and talked to god like Terry A. Davis (schizo)
- prone to public freakouts
- prone to violence (the battle of Badr)
- unemployed in his 40s
- married a teenager when he was 53 (gross)
- caused tons of drama when he made Ali Ibn ali Talib his successor
- was a sex pest and tried to use his descriptions of the afterlife (his own CWCville) to justify lusting after his waifus

 

[PopPillzHearVoices]

Any member of The Gang from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

 

[verissimus]

Add Mad Stan to the list

 

[Red Hood]

Add Mad Stan to the list

Batman himself.
- Dresses up in an animal costume, probable furry
-fucks weirdo furry criminal girlfriend on rooftops
-Not employed by the police but considers himself the world's greatest detective
-Adopts and brainwashes orphaned boys
-spergtastically insists on adding the Bat prefix to everything

Most of his rogue's gallery would be lolcows too.

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

Babycakes:

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Every character from Arrested Development except Maeby.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Nigger Jim, because his name is Nigger Jim.

 

[Monolith]

Togata from Fire Punch. I swear to God, Fujimoto wrote her by taking a list of FTM tropes from this very site, replacing the yaoi addiction with an action movie addiction, and calling it a day.