Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[Wormy]

Surprised no one mentioned Eric Cartman yet.

Or Butters.
Or Randy.

 

[Just A Butt]

Ronald Reagan is a total schizocow, lol remember that time he got shot? lmao

 

[Ethereal Eye]

A majority of the Steven Universe cast, notably Pearl.

 

[Jolly Copulation]

Reigen Arataka from Mob Psycho 100 is a lolcow. Got caught pretending to be a psychic and then was massively flamed online, then he tried unsuccessfully to troll shield himself.

 

[Apochrypha]

All of the classes would be lolcows.

True honestly

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Any jew killed in the holocaust.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

None of you said Uncle Ruckus, Thugnificent, or that white kid trying to act like a black dude yet and I'm so fucking disappointed. Boooo.

 

[waluigi]

Muscle Man from Regular Show

 

[PopPillzHearVoices]

Severus Snape.

James Potter started the thread on him after he cucked him

 

[PopPillzHearVoices]

Roger Smith, dude owns 200+ sockpuppet accounts.

And Eric Cartman too.

Surprised no one mentioned Eric Cartman yet.

 

[Ilikeoreos]

Sheldon Cooper

 

[grimacefetishist]

Definitely Sai from Naruto if none of the other Narts. Raised in a basement and can't stop talking about dicks. Career is painting cats. (Technically fu lions that maim people but that's not really important)

Or is that too easy since he's a joke character in the first place?

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

You.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Lain and Guts would be the Terry and Fedsmoker equivilents respectively.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

dennis reynolds

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Orson (Fire Emblem Sacred Stones) would be a good horrorcow.
I know that one blonde yandere bitch from Digimon Xros Wars/Young Hunters would be a funny one too.
Who's Who from One Piece is also good purely for being a schizo former glownigger.

 

[Balthier]

Meredith from The Office. Gross online presence where she drunk posts and uploads gangbang porn to OF.

Creed from The Office could be one too actually.

Bakugou from MHA. Epic spergouts at any and everyone all the time. Keeps losing but pretends he's better than everyone else. Extreme projected narcissism with severe insecurity issues too.

 

[Tom Myers]

CWC, Mayor CWCVille

 

[Pukebucket]

James Potter started the thread on him after he cucked him

James Potter didn't even need to cuck him, Snape called Lily a filthy fire-bushed bog-trotter mudblood to her face and cucked himself.

Snape tried to turn Neville Longbottom into a cringe meme during his years at Hogwarts, but Neville actually did something positive with his life and didn't die a 40-year-old greasy virgin Naziwizard turncoat who bullied children in Potions Class and lived in his dead mom's house.

 

[Choroya]

All of the classes would be lolcows.

I don't think the Heavy would be a lolcow. He comes off as retarded sometimes because of his loud nature in combat and his poor english, but he's actually smart and has a PhD in Russian literature. In "Meet The Heavy" you can see that he's careful with his words and knows his weapons very well.