Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[Neurotypical Mantis]

flick from acnh and most ace attorney characters

 

[Heckler1]

Like @Bunny Tracks said, I think Eren Jaeger would be an incel lolcow in real life. Another Marshal Mathers the 4th if you will.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Pretty much any Watch Dogs 2 character. They all made me think "Twitter users who knew basic coding".

 

[A Happy Cheerful]

Tingle from Zelda. 35 year old borderline neet that's in cosplay all day waiting for fairies. Becomes a horrorcow in Wind Waker by slaving some guy.

Wario would be a careercow always chasing get rich quick schemes, producing shovelware indie games, hanging out with minors, trying to get rich off streaming and being a terrible boss. Even if he mostly succeeds he still seemingly squanders the money and lives in squalor.

Francis York Morgan would be an anti-cow. His bizarre personality and silly antics are chuckle worthy but he is still good at his job and people respect him.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

would naomi hunter count? i feel like she would. constant two-timing slimehoe

 

[The Gene Genie]

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader. Horror- or schizocow.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Seth Briars from Red Dead Redemption would be a good schizocow, although he'd have to be in the historical lolcows thread.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Not a lolcow, but Trueman Burbank would have a legendary thread and/or board.

What better person for people to autistically document and scrutinize?

Him breaking out of the dome and his crazy episodes through out the movie would be legendary events that I would love to see farmers reactions to in a real scenario.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Surprised I haven’t seen Holden Caufield from Catcher in the Rye yet.

The book is so obnoxious because it tries to make you like that little shit.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Almost every single character from Life is strange deserves his own thread

 

[FILTH Tourist]

would naomi hunter count? i feel like she would. constant two-timing slimehoe

Nah, sluts are a dime a dozen. Hal on the other hand would be perfect.

• He is such a weeb that he got into his field becuase of his love of mecha and picked a weeb code name (Otacon) when he decides to work with Snake.
• His whole family history is fucked up, his dad killed himself (and tried to take his step daughter with him) when he found out that Hal cucked him.
• Every woman he loves dies.
• He he lives in a plane with his geriatric hetero life partner and their autistic adopted daughter that can't cook for shit.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Nah, sluts are a dime a dozen. Hal on the other hand would be perfect.

• He is such a weeb that he got into his field becuase of his love of mecha and picked a weeb code name (Otacon) when he decides to work with Snake.
• His whole family history is fucked up, his dad killed himself (and tried to take his step daughter with him) when he found out that Hal cucked him.
• Every woman he loves dies.
• He he lives in a plane with his geriatric hetero life partner and their autistic adopted daughter that can't cook for shit.

hes also a simp

 

[FILTH Tourist]

hes also a simp

How could I forget!

Oh and his dad killed his biological mom. Who only fucked him out of pity... now that I think of it, Huey is more worthy of his own thread as a horrorcow.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

How could I forget!

Oh and his dad killed his biological mom. Who only fucked him out of pitty... now that I think of it, Huey is more worthy of his own thread as a horrorcow.

just put down the whole emmerich family as a thread.
though if hal had one, one of the points in the description would be 'doin' his stepmom'

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Any character from YIIK, I don't think I really need to explain this one.

 

[Feefee81093]

Fish Eye is a trap who gets off on tricking straight men. He's also a diva who throws a fit whenever he doesn't get his way. He's manipulative and will try to wedge himself between men and their female friends. He tends to come off too strong, however and is generally perceived as off-putting. He is bullied by his straight peers.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Everyone in Mr. Enter's Growing Around

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Everyone in Mr. Enter's Growing Around

Takes a lolcow to write some lolcows

 

[Table Country]

The kid from GoT. I can't remember his name off the top of my head. The incest baby who gets slapped by Tyrion.
Master Shake would have an entire board on par with Ralph's, and much laughter would be had as he got killed every other week.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Mr Henderson from Tim and Eric

Xavier Renegade Angel

Eric Cartman