Crimson 1 from Project Wingman, he's a massive A-Log towards Monarch (the protagonist pilot) to the point that he kills thousands of people and screams that Monarch is responsible for it. He even sounds like a smug pseudo-intellectual redditor while doing so.
The Dutch van der Linde gang would make one helluva Community Watch/Happenings thread.
Leader is a megalomaniac sexpest windbag who always sounds like he's crying, and listens more to a walking cartoon villain he's known for less than a year rather than the people he's known for decades.
Leader also spergs about having a plan to go to Tahiti even though he clearly doesn't, and his batshit insane ideas keep making things worse.
They try pull off one of the biggest heists in history only for it fail so spectacularly the feds get involved.
They rob a train belonging to one of the wealthiest, and most powerful people in the country, and expect it to blow over.
They try to play both sides of decades-long feud only to get outsmarted by inbred hicks because of how poorly they did it.
They try to rob bank in the same city they just crashed a trolley through after falling for an obvious trap.
They manage to bust one of their members out of federal prison with the help of a hot air balloon.
Things end up getting so bad they're eventually forced to live in a cave once occupied by incestuous cannibals.
They blow up a bridge while still trying to maintain a low-profile, and eventually the literal army gets involved.
Merasmus would really make a good thread. Not surprised he wasn't mentioned here with other tf2 characters, 99,9% of tf2 players can't read and don't know that tf2 has plot, let alone comics and lore.
This guy is often called a lady for wearing a dress, and despite being ancient magiciant he's very impulsive, makes worst financial decisions imaginable, and actually doesn't know his spells that well. It'd be pretty easy to get any kind of entertaiment from him by just sliding into his pm's.
On the right you can see Gray Mann, main antagonist and the reason why mvm is a thing, who recently got his own voicelines in a new gammode, and I can't be happier for my 150-year old husband. He held a grudge for his moronic virgin brothers (that can also qualify as lolcows) for so long just to kill them yet get nothing in return because of administrator's shenanigans. Pretty dumb knowing that he already got a rich mega corporation on his hands and can just live the rest of his life taking care of his silly daughter instead of hunting for australium. Oh, and that daughter of his named Olivia may actually be a robot and not a real little girl,
(Null would definetly buy that robot if she was real lol)
so Gray Mann can actually be a wizard like Merasmus if you know what I mean.
And finally - Saxton Hale. He's... He's just Andrew Tate. That's it. That's his whole character.
The "you're a phony" guy would A-Log the Griffins.
Konane from "I hate yuo myg0t 2" would shit up threads and negrate everyone.
Some of the main characters from Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are prime candidates for threads.
Not Important and the Postal Dude would be terrorcows.
Trip and Grace would hang out at the Beauty Parlour.
Akito Sohma, and really the entire Sohma family is one big trashfire/horrorcow thread:
matriarch of the family is a mentally unstable, psychotic, and extremely violent tranny who was forced to become a tranny because their mother who is also crazy never wanted her husband to love another woman, even if that woman was his own daughter
tranny pushed one of her family members out a window, starved them to the point where they almost died, and beat a child so badly they had to be hospitalized
tranny also blinded another family member in one eye, and forced him to memory wipe his fiancée
another child was basically sold to her and he abused that one too by whipping him, psychologically torturing him, and locking him in a room for days on end
virtually the entire family is abusive, and incestuous with everyone always fighting, and fucking each other
some people in this family turn into animals if someone of the opposite gender "embraces" (ie; hugs, tackles, hangs on to, etc) them too much, so you can imagine how often that happens, and makes everything worse given the prior context
one member of the family was in love with the tranny before they were even born and continues to be that despite being roughly twice their age
all this happens because the tranny is basically their god
Fazbear entertainment would go ballistic after the first post about him. heaviest amount of ddosing and censoring imaginable. And good luck t our Joshi boi sorting 1987 subpoenas and other totally-not-threatening mail that clogs his mailbox.