Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[Android raptor]

Rochina from Votoms for being a horrorcow sex pest war criminal that stalked an autistic dude with blue hair across factions and probably raped him at least once, and rants about how he's jealous of his girlfriend and shit

 

[The Revolting Slob]

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Lots of Kevin Smith characters but I think Elias or Dante take the cake.

Randall really settled into being a cuck around Clerks II and went from best character to worst, similarly.

 

[Kyle Odom]

Randall really settled into being a cuck around Clerks II and went from best character to worst, similarly.

The absolute crime Kevin has committed against Randal as a character in Clerks III is unforgiveable.

 

[Caroline Farrow]

Ugolin Soubeyron from the Jean de Florette/Manon des Sources novels/films, that launched Gerard Depardieux to worldwide fame.

Ugolin who is aptly named because of his repulsiveness both in body and soul becomes obsessed with a blood relative, sews her hair ribbon to his chest and then kills himself when she turns him down.

Jean Cadoret (Depardieux’s character) is also a lesser lolcow, being a hunchback tax collector with a madcap scheme to run a rabbit farm in the country of a piece of land 2km away from the nearest water source.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Goku

• Is a slightly retarded monkey man
• Eats like a pig
• Abandoned his child for prolonged periods of time to get into fist fights
• Knocked his wife up and left her to raise their second child alone
• Expresses his emotions by dying his hair blond and wearing colored contacts
• Wears the same orange outfit he's been wearing all his life

We don't have threads for every black man in america though.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Goku

• Is a slightly retarded monkey man
• Eats like a pig
• Abandoned his child for prolonged periods of time to get into fist fights
• Knocked his wife up and left her to raise their second child alone
• Expresses his emotions by dying his hair blond and wearing colored contacts
• Wears the same orange outfit he's been wearing all his life

The thread would go out of control quickly because both Vegeta and Frieza sign up to the Farms and exclusively post in the thread, only for Frieza to a-log Goku. It gets worse when he starts a-logging Vegeta, which causes Vegeta to a-log Frieza (all while a-logging Goku from the start), only for the thread to be massively gutted due to their arguments lasting for pages and derailing the thread. It ends with Vegeta getting a thread ban, while Frieza gets banned from the entire site.

 

[Mister Uno]

It ends with Vegeta getting a thread ban, while Frieza gets banned from the entire site.

The idea of Frieza getting mad and destroying every host provider that hosts KF, only for Null to bring it back up somewhere else is amusing to me.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I could see Josuke writing the thread and posting a lot of photos of Kira at the supermarket hunched over near the deli section trying to suck on a disembodied finger. That and finding a tumblr blog where Kira details all of the classical art hands he has fapped to.

this but all in broken english

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Most of the Harry Potter wizards and witches, from Dumbledore to Voldemort.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I know he fetishizes privacy and living quietly, but the thought of Josuke or Jotaro coming to the farms to slander this man is fucking hilarious.

I could see Josuke writing the thread and posting a lot of photos of Kira at the supermarket hunched over near the deli section trying to suck on a disembodied finger. That and finding a tumblr blog where Kira details all of the classical art hands he has fapped to.

It would end up like the zoosadist who was caught because we found out where he bought ice cream.

 

[AbyssStarer]

are there any yandere men in anime?

Oh yeah, Nozomu from Stepping on Roses by Ueda Rinko. Not an anime but a manga. Falls for his childhood friend's wife, winds up strengthening their marriage by stalking her, keeps an old onigiri she made in the bottom of his drawer, tries to axe down a door when she's separated from him, still wants to marry her even when he learns she's his sister.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Pretty much every Primarch from WH 40k, top marks for the ones who fell to Chaos.

Russ is a furry space-viking who fights with all his brothers and wonders why nobody likes him

Mortarion is an edgy goth completely obsessed with death and being tough, so much that he constantly vapes toxic fumes to prove what a hardy boi he is

Horus ruined the most overpowered sci-fi setting because he had daddy issues

Roboute Guilliman is a Reddit Atheist who jumpstarted the heresy by shitting on his religious brothers beliefs

Perturabo is a salty bitch who is assblasted that he doesn't get enough respect

Konrad is a batshit insane weeaboo who murders the guilty by teleporting behind them and slicing them up with his anime claws

Alpharius and Omegon are manlets that have complexes, so they hatch retardedly complicated plans to compensate and feel smart

I won't talk shit about Sanguinius, he was a swell dude

 

[Sneed (formerly ﷽)]

Daffy Duck

 

[glass_houses]

Duck Dodgers. He turned his nose up at this!

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

It would end up like the zoosadist who was caught because we found out where he bought ice cream.

kira got doxxed over a button and dio got doxxed over a fucking fly, it can happen.

 

[Space Police]

Shinji Ikari from Evangelion is on the same autistic level as Chris Chan.

All the adults in that show are either lolcows or horrorcows. I'd say Shinji is a sadcow like Jazz Jennings.

Bes from Space Runaway Ideon would have a thread documenting the dumb risks he takes to boost his ego and all the times he has to get tardwrangled by Sheryl. Doba would record all his chimpouts resulting from "b-but muh samurai code" and they would be reposted here. Yaminorious from Ganbaruger basically A-Logs the Ganba team. The Geisters in Exkaiser would also deserve a thread for their sheer level of stupidity. Washu, as depicted in Sasami Magical Girls Club, is basically a groomer teacher combined with Jack Scalfani.

Uncle Andrew in The Magician's Nephew is 100% a cow. He's a NEET living in his sister's attic, which he turned into a hoarder hole filled with journals documenting his theories about magic -- basically the 1900's equivalent to a conspiracy blogger. I'm not sure if this would fit, but Catullus as depicted in his poetry would be a stereotypical incel/nice guy Redditor with sexually violent fantasies.

Thomas the Tank Engine constantly chimps out, refuses to listen, and has to be tardwrangled by the other engines and Sir Toppham Hat similar to Bes. Q from Star Trek would be the type who posts in his own thread and plans gayops that only make him look more retarded.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Andrew and Ashley from The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey are prime horrorcow material. Andrew is a doormat to his psychopathic sister and they want to fuck each other. They dabble in the occult, murdered a child when they were children, murdered multiple people (including their parents), ate a cultist, ate food out of the garbage, and are in a terrible sibling relationship.

 

[EvaXephon]

Andrew and Ashley from The Coffin of Andy and LeyLey are prime horrorcow material. Andrew is a doormat to his psychopathic sister and they want to fuck each other. They dabble in the occult, murdered a child when they were children, murdered multiple people (including their parents), ate a cultist, ate food out of the garbage, and are in a terrible sibling relationship.

I never got into the game because it looks like that one ugly ass art style that a lot of porn artist have where people look like half-a-horse on a disproportionate Barbie body, is it even worth the money dev asks?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Literally half the Gundam SEED character cast. Especially Flay Allister, The Boosted Men, Azrael, Patrick Zala, etc.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

master kohga, a fat retard cultcow who tries to put square block in circle hole