Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

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Jesus fuck I cannot stand WL the more I hear it. Contrasted with all the other new VA it's even more horrific just show flat and dull it is, lmao.

E: Chat is complaining about it, too.
 
The launch trailer just dropped and I'm starting to lean even more heavily towards changing language now.
They have all the new continent characters speaking in hispanic accents.
An idea that could only be dreamt up by someone in the voice acting departement being an American with brainrot
"Colored with the hearts and minds of a diverse people." This phrasing is just-:stress:

Maybe this will be the expansion with the first troon Scion. Probably Alisaie.
 
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"Colored with the hearts and minds of a diverse people." This phrasing is just-:stress:

Maybe this will be the expansion with the first troon Scion. Probably Alisaie.
In real life it's fundamentally impossible for identical twins to not be the same sex, so if we're going full clown they could easily pull a reveal that one of those siblings isn't presenting the same gender they were born as.
 
In real life it's fundamentally impossible for identical twins to not be the same sex, so if we're going full clown they could easily pull a reveal that one of those siblings isn't presenting the same gender they were born as.
"ThErE'S bEeN a TrAnSpRiMaL! ThIs iS a sTeP DoWn!" -🤡🌎
 
In real life it's fundamentally impossible for identical twins to not be the same sex, so if we're going full clown they could easily pull a reveal that one of those siblings isn't presenting the same gender they were born as.
Alisaie is already super gay for me so I think that's good enough represenation.
 
"Colored with the hearts and minds of a diverse people." This phrasing is just-:stress:

Maybe this will be the expansion with the first troon Scion. Probably Alisaie.
Urianger is literally wearing a woman's dress and makeup. He's even transbian for moenbryda. Now that I think about it, maybe his gifting the crystal sword to Alisae was an offer to be transbian with her too? I always thought that cutscene was awkward....
 
Alisaie is already super gay for me so I think that's good enough represenation.
She's also been 16 years old for the past 10 years.

5ch is also shitting all over Dawntrail. Not too different from this thread except they're more mad about the underwhelming graphics redesign. I think Yoshi might've lost the plot here.
 
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brainrot
 

Speaking of the weirdos who play this game, years ago I accepted a few friend requests from weirdo pervs and trannies, not realizing it until I saw them posting their weird crossdressing on my FC discord. So unbelievably retarded that if I unfriend them I remain on their friends list. I'm hoping all these new blacklist features include the ability to remove myself from other people's friendlists, especially as they're actually addressing other privacy issues like the lodestone.
 
Speaking of the weirdos who play this game, years ago I accepted a few friend requests from weirdo pervs and trannies, not realizing it until I saw them posting their weird crossdressing on my FC discord. So unbelievably retarded that if I unfriend them I remain on their friends list. I'm hoping all these new blacklist features include the ability to remove myself from other people's friendlists, especially as they're actually addressing other privacy issues like the lodestone.
From what I'm told this little feature is for the Japanese audience. Apparently it's in bad taste to unfriend someone, so this way you can remove people from your friends list, but it wont alert the other person that you've done so and hurt their feelings. How true this is I can't say, but knowing how much Japan prioritizes politeness and saving face I can believe it.
 
I will maintain that the updated blacklist feature is probably the best thing to come out of this entire expansion.
Being able to thanos snap away people at the press of a button is a fucking god send.
 
The only bummer it seems is that it doesn’t work retroactively. You’ll have to unblacklist and blacklist again. I’ve never had to do it manually so who knows if that’s an easy process.
 
I think that's the big thing missing from the game is utility that isn't more damage. People consider a raid damage buff to be "utility". Utility in other MMOs might be crowd control, some kind of debuff, or provide resources that other classes could use. Not only do jobs not interact with each other but outside of pure damage they can't even interact with the world.
When scholar showed up in the Endwalker job actions trailer, the community shat on expedience and memed about it. Expedience went on to be so absurdly strong that the dev team had to nerf it as early as 6.1.

The game's community is utterly retarded about what is good when it isn't a damage buff or a big gay sword explosion.

Also Lionel is a retard. Paying a lawyer $500 to show up once would have probably massively defanged xeems' case but maybe he thinks he has nothing to lose since I'm guessing he's some kind of welfare leech. Looking forward to xeems having a slow week and deciding to send out an agent to repossess lionel's gaming PC just so he has shit to talk about on stream.
 
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