Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

Go to Eureka, go to Bozja, run Deep Dungeons, run PVP, do something rather than being MATI and making it 7 other peoples' problem.
But how will that lead into a clear or Synced Min iLVL no echo Pool of Tribute EX?
Just know its not just that one, its EVERY EX in order for EVERY expansion. It's just next in line.
BK crowns LITERALLY signed up for it in blood the moment they received said BK crown. ;^)
Also, it's what I did for ALL my EX and Savage Raids until HW and I stopped playing the game. :^)))


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But how will that lead into a clear or Synced Min iLVL no echo Pool of Tribute EX?
Just know its not just that one, its EVERY EX in order for EVERY expansion. It's just next in line.
BK crowns LITERALLY signed up for it in blood the moment they received said BK crown. ;^)
Also, it's what I did for ALL my EX and Savage Raids until HW and I stopped playing the game. :^)))
Just run it unsynched, you autist.
 
But how will that lead into a clear or Synced Min iLVL no echo Pool of Tribute EX?
Just know its not just that one, its EVERY EX in order for EVERY expansion. It's just next in line.
BK crowns LITERALLY signed up for it in blood the moment they received said BK crown. ;^)
Also, it's what I did for ALL my EX and Savage Raids until HW and I stopped playing the game. :^)))


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I tip my fedora to you, Burger Kings deserve to get random retards on EX
 
Why bother respecting the game when Yoshida doesn't respect you?
You say that, but he created a queue SPECIFICALLY for unfortunate souls to be roped and FORCED into doing the content I want to do. AND Penalize them for leaving.
He created a way to make my wants a reality, which is much more than what others (PF) have done for me. Don't let me catch you using god's name in vain again.
 
But how will that lead into a clear or Synced Min iLVL no echo Pool of Tribute EX?
Just know its not just that one, its EVERY EX in order for EVERY expansion. It's just next in line.
BK crowns LITERALLY signed up for it in blood the moment they received said BK crown. ;^)
Also, it's what I did for ALL my EX and Savage Raids until HW and I stopped playing the game. :^)))
for the love of god

Yes, this is >discord but it's the way that literally any content that isn't popular enough to be pugged gets done. Here are 3 Synced Minimum Item Level communities for the NA Data Centers.
Aether
Crystal
Primal

Stop being a fucking autist and understand that the game has changed since before you came back.
 
Because the way my autism works and how I play my games I have a giant list of things I like and things I want to try out; and I go 1 by 1 and in the things that I WANT TO DO, Pool is simply next in line.

Not to be an asshole but It doesn't seem like the majority of the playerbase enjoys difficult content but I sure fucking do. I don't have fun otherwise.

Nah, that's fair. Play how you wanna play. And yeah, you're right on the majority of the playerbase are cupcakes, but again, there are folks out there who like doing this content.
 
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While I'm not really a fan of the idea of inter-Scion conflict, because the Scions are mostly supposed to be sensible adults (with a couple of mature teens) and it's really the kind of thing you only do when you run out of ideas to play with the characters on their own merits, I think it could've worked with someone like Ishikawa helming it.

In particular, a fight within the Scions would've been great material for a Krile-focused story, since she's the warm-hearted empath who would be able to bring everyone together. Sadly there's no need for diplomacy anymore, because every disagreement can be fixed by eating tacos.
Honestly things like that make the expac all the more frustrating because of the potential there was. The scions actually disagreeing with shit. Exploring Zoraal Ja's relationship with his adopted brother and sister and his actual relationship with his father, not the perceived one he had. Cultural differences that are incompatible. Like fuck, you can't tell me that the rest of the continent NEVER heard about the fucking abortion cave and that didn't affect the way mamool ja were seen in the populace. It would be interesting if that was a reason so many mamool ja moved to the big city, to escape that horrific aspect of their culture. Wuk Lamat visiting her homeland should have been significant and emotional for her but she didnt even really care about coming face to face with her actual father. Not even an emotional conflict over wanting some connection to her people, and maybe how that may make her desire to connect with all cultures feel contradictory. And why didn't Galool Ja Ja get a fucking funeral? I don't know, anything interesting beyond....tacos????
 
FOUR PCT FRU CLEAR.
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"We have disabled limit gauge generation while there are repeat jobs in the party in ultimates for balance purposes"
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I fucking knew it.
Goddamn it. Are you gonna nerf the job now, Yoshi? It is literally breaking the meta apart.
 
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I fucking knew it.
Goddamn it. Are you gonna nerf the job now, Yoshi? It is literally breaking the meta apart.
It's probably not meta to run four PCT tbf, but holy shit is this bad.

You know how everyone freaked out about how TOP was cleared without healers on patch? This is ten times worse.

Healerless TOP was still clearly a challenge run, people just overreacted a bit. The very first mechanic of that fight had a demanding healer check that required fundamentally reworking strats, and final phase has a mechanic that is impossible to pass without healer LB and the group that got the clear could only pass it by cheesing res invuln. I think only a few groups in the world would have the skills to run healerless TOP, and the masochistic drive to do it.

In comparison, running four PCT does not change anything at all about how mechanics are resolved. You just have two PCT players act as fake melee and that's it. While it's probably not optimal to run four PCT in the fight, it's not really a challenge run and I expect that literally anyone who is capable of clearing FRU is also capable of doing PCT DPS FRU.
 
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Honestly things like that make the expac all the more frustrating because of the potential there was. The scions actually disagreeing with shit. Exploring Zoraal Ja's relationship with his adopted brother and sister and his actual relationship with his father, not the perceived one he had. Cultural differences that are incompatible. Like fuck, you can't tell me that the rest of the continent NEVER heard about the fucking abortion cave and that didn't affect the way mamool ja were seen in the populace. It would be interesting if that was a reason so many mamool ja moved to the big city, to escape that horrific aspect of their culture. Wuk Lamat visiting her homeland should have been significant and emotional for her but she didnt even really care about coming face to face with her actual father. Not even an emotional conflict over wanting some connection to her people, and maybe how that may make her desire to connect with all cultures feel contradictory. And why didn't Galool Ja Ja get a fucking funeral? I don't know, anything interesting beyond....tacos????
As I said it's apparent the writers deliberately avoided the opportunities for interesting stories, probably to fellate the myth of a continent of heckin wholesome latinxes that have never heard of colonialism.

At the most basic possible level we are asked to believe that Gulool Ja Ja managed to build a single nation state out of nothing within a single fucking lifetime that spanned two entire continents making the Garlean Empire look like lazy bitches in comparison. And just in case you were worried that the strongest warrior on the continent might have done some unsavory things to build an empire, actually he just cooked tacos for people and gave them talks lifted from Sesame Street.
Compare it to the history of any of the Eorzean city-states (Dragonsong War, the civil war in Ala Mhigo, anything from Ul'dah) , and it doesn't even feel like the same world. Tural is dogshit worldbuilding in its inception and nothing good will ever be written from it.
 
It honestly makes me wonder what in the world the devs are going to be doing next. Remember; DT is supposed to be the start of a new story, and everything we're supposed to be getting is going to be built up from this shitshow. If this is what the plot is going to look like going forward - what with the Mary Sue natives creating this perfect society while the rest of the world was fighting for their lives - then I'm REALLY not looking forward to whatever is supposed to happen next.

Feels like Yoshi took inspiration from Coyote & Crow for DT, frankly...
 
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I can't take the world seriously after Shaaloani had an entire section where a guy from a wild-west town makes it clear in no uncertain terms that the corrupt deputy is going to kill him, only for the shootout at the conclusion to this mini-arc to have a guy say "I know those are rubber bullets but shouldn't we get involved?".

You mean to tell me that this one corrupt deputy committed kidnapping and seemingly intended to commit murder. And then a couple quests later they play up the entire thing as "they're just a bunch of cowboy larpers lmao look at them go being silly". That's actually next-level retarded. The fact that the latest patch also had another moment of peak retardation happen there with Koana going "I'LL SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR THIS COW" just adds to it.

It's led me towards a headcanon I think is quite interesting, or potentially even an alternate direction I wish they leaned into. Here's my pitch:

Shaaloani is an area in Xak Tural rich in Ceruleum deposits. Prospectors were driven in due to the presence of such a rich and valuable resource and began mining operations to extract this resource, however, since nobody wanted to miss out on the ceruleum gold-rush precautions were not taken and as a result, toxic ceruleum gasses found their way into the air and geysers were accidentally uncovered, resulting in concentration of ceruleum within the air that is not fatal, but is present enough to affect the locals significantly (potentially even causing hallucinations in high enough density areas).
I feel like this works as a headcanon in the sense that all of the batshit insane stuff that makes no sense can be chalked up to "it was probably ceruleum poisoning". Though this does make me wish that this was the direction they took the area in, since it could have given us something really interesting. Maybe you'd go to town first with the locals who warn you of a strange outsider group (the Hhetsaro) who the locals view as some strange isolated backwater weirdos, and then later on when you meet them, you'd gradually learn that the opposite is true and the Hhetsaro basically explain that they believe something is in the air (or they go "something with the gods" or whatnot). Might have even had a cool little questline that would involve something like an old-west ghost hunt sidequest which ends with you not entirely sure whether you actually saw something, or if it was a hallucination.
 
As I said it's apparent the writers deliberately avoided the opportunities for interesting stories, probably to fellate the myth of a continent of heckin wholesome latinxes that have never heard of colonialism.
I really don't think that this was caused by the cultural consultants and whatever else who collected a steady paycheck while nothing-doing. Sure, maybe that played into here-and-there, but I think the bulk is that Hiroi is just a shit writer who thinks like a fourteen-year-old. Cultural consultants don't explain the absolute deluge of "wouldn't this idea be cool?" moments that then have absolutely no follow up and make absolutely zero sense, such as Koana's love for buffalo. Japanese guilt over imperialism takes on a decidedly different flavor from western guilt about it, and this one really doesn't smack to me as 'white guilt weeb edition.'

I genuinely get the impression that this guy sat around and jerked people around with a half-baked script that was barely finished before the deadline, and that's why everything is so flat and empty and feels so rushed. There's this idea trending that the expansion tried to shove two stories' worth together like Endwalker did, which makes sense, but I'm more of the persuasion that it feels shoved together because homeslice had to shit it out in a month.

This would explain why the US studio's audio quality was such fucking shit but shipped anyways - they can't do voice lines until the script is finalized. By the time SPEEN! gets finished, there's no time to schedule a reshoot. This would also explain why the MSQ's camerawork is almost-entirely static and flat, lacking any dynamism that you would see in terms of camera movement and angle that the prior titles all had. You could have the level designers build everything out, and leave the character & camera animations for once the script was finalized. Hell, this explains why they tried to spin it as "the most MSQ content ever!" because they wouldn't have had time to fucking edit his goddamn script. If you've ever, well, written anything - your first draft is probably going to be so much wordier than the final product, because you'll realize most of it's crap. DT really, really feels like a first-draft.

Maybe the jobs team was in on it, too, explaining why they largely just fucked every job that got any real change, and the rest all got pointless 'finishers' atop their other 2-3 finishers that they press at the end of their rotation. I just really suspect almost everything about this expansion was phoned in at the last second and they wasted a fuckton of development time.
It honestly makes me wonder what in the world the devs are going to be doing next.
Well, it really depends on who gets put in the writer's seat. Ishikawa genuinely had the heft to make a soft reboot in Shadowbringers, but Oda was largely content to just continue what Maehiro had settled into. Hiroi doesn't seem like someone who has actually played any of the rest of the game and apparently had so little oversight that no-one noticed he genuinely wasn't doing anything for such a long time, but we know we're stuck with him for probably at least the next patch storyline.

At the same time, if there's one thing that corporations can be relied on to do, it's respond to metrics. And fuck me, the metrics for DT cannot be good. It's the worst-reviewed in every language by a longshot. Its player retention has to be abysmal - a few weeks into 7.1 I was noticing longer queue times as a tank than I think I'd ever really seen before. There's this real sentiment of "I'm done with the game" that I'm getting from tons of people who had been seemingly with it for years and years and years, which you could track based on the people who either skipped DT or skipped 7.1 (who, say, did not skip 6.1 or 5.1 etc etc). Hiroi's atrocious EW postgame got a lot of grace as all of the postgame writing does (I found Shadowbringers' to be a noticeable step down in many ways), which necessarily masked the turd that was brewing. But now that it's out, I really don't think Square can ignore that something went wrong with this one. And given that the systems are basically the same they've been since Shadowbringers, well gee, I think even they can figure it out.
 
That aside, I'm someone who doesn't do extremes/savages yet I like this type of content. Biggest issue so far is finding enough people takes time.

There is a reason why 40-man and 25-man died in wow and went into a flex format. Chaotic raids feel like a waste of content coming at a really wrong time. Also made it to Phase 2 but I'm sick of this raid now. I'll probably come back when there are real guides released and people in general adopt a strat or they nerf it, sick of having to wait 30 min. - 1 hour for a group to form and then it disbands after 3 pulls.
 
I find it so bizarre that we went from a guy blowing his head off with a gun in Endwalker to rubber bullets in Dawntrail.
In Endwalker alone, we had:
a) Civvies killing themselves just to avoid perceived retaliations from the allies
b) Harrowing scenes of grief-stricken families turning in blasphemies (that little thing in Vanaspati still gets me every time I run it)
c) Ancients genociding half the planet to save themselves from an unknown threat
d) (bonus) Ancients killing themselves after finding nothing to do.

I cannot mention enough how much "muh rubber bullets" and "muh tacos" is a fucking travesty. No, the eugenics program doesn't even register since nobody else seemed to fucking care.
 
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