Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

I regret that we will probably never see Fordola again. She wasn’t turned into a retard nor were her edges sanded down. Just a woman that did some shit and has to live with it and her new crippled friend.
 
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Ravana said:
I regret that we will probably never see Fordola again. She wasn’t turned into a retard nor were her edges sanded down. Just a woman that did some shit and has to live with it and her new crippled friend.
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If we ever have a quest redirect us to Gyr Abania once again, we just might.
 
Gravemind said:
Sorry Frau Dopey, but your 'tism about XIV doesn't compare to Tari's powerful modding autism.
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Hmph, que mierda. I can't ever have anything nice in here! You guys are bullies! So mean!
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So what do y'all do here, just talk about the MSQ and shitpost or what? I don't frequent the off-topic boards much. It feels strange not having a lolcow to talk about so here's an old Zenos meme you've probably already seen

 
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The Stranger said:
So what do y'all do here, just talk about the MSQ and shitpost or what?
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Talk about the MSQ, shitpost, talk about current events (GCBTW ones usually go in the Community Watch thread), talk about what we're doing if we feel like it, talk about quests, talk about raids, talk about mods, etc...
 
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The Stranger said:
So what do y'all do here, just talk about the MSQ and shitpost or what? I don't frequent the off-topic boards much. It feels strange not having a lolcow to talk about so here's an old Zenos meme you've probably already seen

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Also going into hyper autistic detail about things about the game. Also theres some clear discrimination against Lalafells here because they are hating that we are adorable.
 
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The Stranger said:
So what do y'all do here, just talk about the MSQ and shitpost or what? I don't frequent the off-topic boards much. It feels strange not having a lolcow to talk about so here's an old Zenos meme you've probably already seen

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I guess you can say this thread is like the unofficial Kiwi Linkshell since we can't have one in game or unbased seething from the mentally ill retards who play this game would report us into the ground.

All the complaining and shitposting and shit shooting we can't do in game we do in here. Occasionally we might find a small cow to talk about for a bit or if some drama happens in the community we like to grab popcorn and watch.
00R-Gundam said:
Also theres some clear discrimination against Lalafells here because they are hating that we are adorable.
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Incorrect. Lalafell aren't even considered to be living people therefore they are not subject to having the same rights as others and as a result, can't be discriminated against because there's nothing to discriminate.
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On another, more griping note just based on things I stumbled across out in the wild.

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XIV players try to be funny challenge: Impossible.

Maybe I'm just too old to get the joke. Or it could be the fact that the placement of the dialog is just retarded to parse.
 
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On another, more griping note just based on things I stumbled across out in the wild.

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XIV players try to be funny challenge: Impossible.

Maybe I'm just too old to get the joke. Or it could be the fact that the placement of the dialog is just retarded to parse.
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I dont get the joke, is this some rick and morty tier humor that us lowly IQ individuals cant grasp?
 
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Gravemind said:
On another, more griping note just based on things I stumbled across out in the wild.

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XIV players try to be funny challenge: Impossible.

Maybe I'm just too old to get the joke. Or it could be the fact that the placement of the dialog is just retarded to parse.
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I can't make sense of this either but I'd rather take this than more goon posting over Y'Shtola and G'Raha.
Fuck, I'll even take Bakool Ja Ja goon posting over that.

Whatever joke they were tryna make wasn't funny, but at least I didn't cringe. It coulda been way worse and you know damn well for a fact it could.
 
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XIV players try to be funny challenge: Impossible.
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Can confirm. Of the doodles I share with my friend groups, the only one that I still find funny is Viera hate (god I hate those pouty goggle eyed queers)

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I wonder if I should just put up with the dogshit leveling curve in Stormblood to level WAR and WHM, or just buy the level skips and let God figure it out
 
RIPRhongoBongo said:
I wonder if I should just put up with the dogshit leveling curve in Stormblood to level WAR and WHM, or just buy the level skips and let God figure it out
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Try levelling passively with Kojin/Ananta tribals and Wondrous Tails.
 
The Stranger said:
So what do y'all do here, just talk about the MSQ and shitpost or what?
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It's definitely more active when there's actual content being released. I among others write novellas about how the story is complete dogshit when that's the case - as well as bitching about how staid and stagnant job design is around the time the dev team goes "sorry we'll give it back" regarding an ability they removed because they're retards who can't be assed to play their own game. Who'd have thought they'd repeat the Energy Drain mistake so readily, after all?

But inbetween there's really nothing much to talk about. It's the same community it's always been, just worse. It's the same content structure it's always been, just worse.
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I wonder if I should just put up with the dogshit leveling curve in Stormblood to level WAR and WHM, or just buy the level skips and let God figure it out
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You get instant-queues on them and the only area of concern is Bardam's first two pulls. WAR has like, the best invuln to deal with them + raw intuition at those levels. On WHM you have both bene and holy to trivialize them if the tank isn't retarded, but if the tank is retarded and doesn't mit correctly, no shrewd healer play can deal with those pulls.

Otherwise, they're all laughably easy. I assume most DF tanks don't do the big Doma Castle pulls so that place is a sleep factory (and again war has the best tools to deal with them), and the rest of the dungeons have nothing going on and you don't even really need a healer for. All healers are capable of pulling extra if you have a crayon-eater for a tank, and even if they stancedrop you can heal through most double-pulls as long as you have the 60 tome gear without any issue before subsequently kicking them.
 
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