Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

Most of the larges and mediums are already gone in Maduin.

There is like 2 free mediums in my ward though.
 
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Last time I was doing Expert Deliveries for GC seals, my chatbox ended up spammed with entire log window-filling advertisements back to back, and someone else suggested in shout chat to report the offending parties for RMT. I figured it made sense, since some of these groups are, in some respects with their "pricing plans", tangentially connected to RMT gil trading, so I've adopted that advice for the time being until someone in an official capacity says to stop.

What I've noticed these people tend to do is make a round trip to every single aetheryte in the game, spam their ad macro, and then fuck off to other servers to do it all over again. I'm betting they're getting even more mileage out of it now that DC travel is a thing.
There's an annoying mentor on a server's NN that I lurk on who talks about ERP shit nonstop and 'educates' Sprouts about RP and venues.

Apparently venues will pay 'promoters' to go and just spam at hubs with that annoying as fuck venue spam.

I'm in agreement that this shit is getting ridiculous. I've taken to hanging out in Doma when I can for handling retainer shit but even there it's starting to crop up.

I don't care if you want to masturbate with other guys. Leave me the fuck out of it since I can't mock, deride and publicly shame you.
 
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There's an annoying mentor
Listen, you don't have to repeat yourself. "Mentor" explains their tolerability well enough as it is.

I just hang out in my housing ward/in my house because wards are seemingly the one place these people won't advertise in. It's marginally more convenient to just aetheryte hop and spam a chat macro. Although, technically speaking, I thought spamming chat macros was also in violation of ToS at that.
 
I don't care if you want to masturbate with other guys. Leave me the fuck out of it since I can't mock, deride and publicly shame you.
I don't know, Hyperion Limsa seems to have taken a liking to just shit on whoever spams these adverts, at least the times I've been around there handling retainer things.

Mind, it's all very controlled and mostly stuck to "lol they don't even have an IRL billboard", but it feels more and more people ingame are starting to find this venue shit really obnoxious.

- patch will be released on Jan. (month late)
My sub's going to be a month (or six) late too, particularly considering that I am incredibly disinclined to follow whatever gay shit the MSQ is going with right now.
 
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I don't know, Hyperion Limsa seems to have taken a liking to just shit on whoever spams these adverts, at least the times I've been around there handling retainer things.

Mind, it's all very controlled and mostly stuck to "lol they don't even have an IRL billboard", but it feels more and more people ingame are starting to find this venue shit really obnoxious.
This is making me contemplate more and more about transferring.
 
I don't know, Hyperion Limsa seems to have taken a liking to just shit on whoever spams these adverts, at least the times I've been around there handling retainer things.

Mind, it's all very controlled and mostly stuck to "lol they don't even have an IRL billboard", but it feels more and more people ingame are starting to find this venue shit really obnoxious.
I think they are. I've seen more people get outspoken about the advertising spam over time.

Personally, I hope we get a community shitstorm out of it sooner or later. It'll be fun to watch.
 
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Setting a tab in your chat that has shout chat turned off works really great. You can customize it so that only what chats you want appear in it like FC chat or a linkshell chat. I switch to that tab when I'm in areas more prone to having shout promotions. Now that I'm in Maduin, it's less prominent but if you don't want to move or can't, it's a useful thing to have.
 
So the troons are seething over Yoshi-P being a white supremacist or some shit.

IGN Article with a loaded question baked right in so they could manufacture outrage: https://www.ign.com/articles/final-fantasy-16-square-enix-interview-lore

ResetEra tards malding: https://www.resetera.com/threads/ig...s-in-ffxvi-leaves-a-lot-to-be-desired.651099/

Some random twitter retard: https://twitter.com/lotusthewolf/status/1588584930388283392

I enjoy that these are the same types that will get up in arms over cultural appropriation, but feel empowered to dictate how a dev in another country, with a completely different worldview, should think and how Western standards of inclusivity/diversity need to be adhered to.

I will continue to appreciate Japanese devs who will just make games and do what they want because it's fun.
It's extra retarded because all he said was the setting would be in an isolated area that probably doesn't get to see a lot of diversity, a reasonable answer, similar to what GRRM said about Game of Thrones. There could be a few Black people (face it, that's who these people care about when it comes to diversity) but it's not going to look like Los Angeles.
 
I moved to Dynamis from Crystal and the skeevy ERP club ads have pretty much disappeared. If they do show up it's usually someone from Crystal visiting to annoy everyone just trying to mess with retainers or craft. Hell I have barely even seen the typical Limsa whores. Gridania with everyone's blatant story spoiler alts is where the real cringe shit is.
 
Probably dressed up as a character, having gear/minions relevant to MSQ, or a name from something/someone in MSQ
Essentially spoilers if you know the context or be a sperg and yell out that it's a spoiler to everyone
I love that using a bird minion is a spoiler.
 
I love that using a bird minion is a spoiler.
Everything is spoilers, but seriously who the fuck cares, not like most people have the braincells to put two and two together and realise that than random asshole was dressed up as Emble Semble the main villian of Shadowblood.
 
Setting a tab in your chat that has shout chat turned off works really great. You can customize it so that only what chats you want appear in it like FC chat or a linkshell chat. I switch to that tab when I'm in areas more prone to having shout promotions. Now that I'm in Maduin, it's less prominent but if you don't want to move or can't, it's a useful thing to have.
Unfortunately these coomers have ramped up their promotions to the point no map is safe, and I'm 99.99% certain they macro jump aetherites and spew their garbage upon every chat on every map now.

I've seen people promote their cringe shit in open maps, mare lamentorum, ultima thule (particularly after the omicron quests were released), etc.

I'm at the point that, as someone else mentioned, I report them for RMT, there's enough of a precedent of venue owners selling their collected gil that it's going to be correct more often than not.
 
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While we’re on the subject of ERP, I might’ve found myself a personal lolcow
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She sells virtual boots and collars for millions of Gil. People by them. There’s way more but this is the tip.
 
While we’re on the subject of ERP, I might’ve found myself a personal lolcow
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I to have my own personal lolcow for this game. But I don't post her because I know her in real life and she's accidently doxed me because she is a retard who links her social media to Discord. I deleted my social media since then, and really regret introducing her to FF14. She recently left her FC and wouldn't tell me why. The fc leader, who I think is a major faggot, said she was "disgusting". Turns out, her and her current boyfriend (who was well liked with that old FC) decided to have a poly relationship with two of their new fc's members. They moved in together in real life, and swapped boyfriends. The dude she was originally with got the shit end of the deal, since the girl he swapped for my personal lolcow is morbidly obese (4XL), while the new guy is somewhat normal looking and skinny. Dude was a virgin until recently, and she is his first girlfriend, so I think he only agreed to a polymerous relationship for that reason. I lost all respect for her and will no longer associate, really fucked up thing to do, even if he is ok with it.

This is the same one I've mentioned earlier in the thread who has a son who has seen nudes of her in-game character.
 
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While we’re on the subject of ERP, I might’ve found myself a personal lolcow
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She sells virtual boots and collars for millions of Gil. People by them. There’s way more but this is the tip.
I to have my own personal lolcow for this game. But I don't post her because I know her in real life and she's accidently doxed me because she is a retard who links her social media to Discord. I deleted my social media since then, and really regret introducing her to FF14. She recently left her FC and wouldn't tell me why. The fc leader, who I think is a major faggot, said she was "disgusting". Turns out, her and her current boyfriend (who was well liked with that old FC) decided to have a poly relationship with two of their new fc's members. They moved in together in real life, and swapped boyfriends. The dude she was originally with got the shit end of the deal, since the girl he swapped for my personal lolcow is morbidly obese (4XL), while the new guy is somewhat normal looking and skinny. Dude was a virgin until recently, and she is his first girlfriend, so I think he only agreed to a polymerous relationship for that reason. I lost all respect for her and will no longer associate, really fucked up thing to do, even if he is ok with it.

This is the same one I've mentioned earlier in the thread who has a son who has seen nudes of her in-game character.
I hate every conceivable facet of both of these things, thank you.
 
Turns out, her and her current boyfriend (who was well liked with that old FC) decided to have a poly relationship with two of their new fc's members.
That's the first red flag.

Any time anyone ever says they want to start an open relationship, they are basically asking for permission to cheat on you and use the whole poly thing as a convenient excuse to have multiple lovers while you sit alone and wonder how your partner can so easily suck the cock of some rando dude when you thought you had something special. It's a problem in real life and it's a problem in FFXIV too, especially in the RP scene with dickheads swapping partners around and having big ol' coomer orgies because they can't commit themselves to just a single person.

At the same time, those people who suggest an open relationship are the first jackasses to call it off when they see it's working a bit too well for the partner that they attempted to cuck into annihilation. Because it's only okay for them to fuck around with other people. Their partner isn't allowed to and they have to stay committed to them while they go around and take whatever dick or head dive into whatever pussy they found in some back alley interaction.
 
That's the first red flag.

Any time anyone ever says they want to start an open relationship, they are basically asking for permission to cheat on you and use the whole poly thing as a convenient excuse to have multiple lovers while you sit alone and wonder how your partner can so easily suck the cock of some rando dude when you thought you had something special. It's a problem in real life and it's a problem in FFXIV too, especially in the RP scene with dickheads swapping partners around and having big ol' coomer orgies because they can't commit themselves to just a single person.

At the same time, those people who suggest an open relationship are the first jackasses to call it off when they see it's working a bit too well for the partner that they attempted to cuck into annihilation. Because it's only okay for them to fuck around with other people. Their partner isn't allowed to and they have to stay committed to them while they go around and take whatever dick or head dive into whatever pussy they found in some back alley interaction.
I suspected she would of done something. In her last relationship she mentioned the idea of having an open relationship with her then boyfriend. She previously came from WoW and knew some folks in her guild that are supposedly having a successful poly relationship. I told her to not do that because 99.999% of people cannot handle it. So she never did. However, with this recent guy she met in FF14, she obviously wears the pants 100%. Not long after dating this new guy she admitted to me about how dissatisfied she was with the relationship. I told her to give the guy some time and some other advice. He never had a real girlfriend and around 30 years old, so it's an adjustment for him. After she admitted this to me she tried to hit on me in her weird autistic way, which I shot down. I should of ended communication right there, and in a way did since after that I talked to her far less, but this is a new low. I feel like she will wind up leaving this dude entirely, since I know her ex and he told me she did similar shit in WoW, except she hid it from him cause he didn't tolerate it. He also told me that not even a week after the new guy moved in with her, she told her son to call him Dad, and they tried to get him into FF14. I feel so bad for the lad since he is like family and going down a dark path.

It makes me wonder how common crap like this is in FF14 and in MMOs in general, since I seem to hear similar stories fairly regularly. What is it about MMOs and ESPECIALLY FF14 that bring these people in like flies on shit, especially of late? An old vet of the game told me that it wasn't until Shadowbringers it got bad. If you want to do ERP, can't you play something like Second Life or VR Chat since shit like that caters to these "people"? There has to be better alternatives for them. I just don't want to play with blatantly obvious wierdos and degenerates.
 
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What is it about MMOs and ESPECIALLY FF14 that bring these people in like flies on shit, especially of late? An old vet of the game told me that it wasn't until Shadowbringers it got bad.
That old vet must have kept themselves sheltered, because I'm also a 2.0 old guard and I can guarantee you things were always this bad. It did happen to get more widespread over time with the more people who kept coming to the game, though.
 
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