Ok so done with it, I despise the last segment enough to give it a special score :
It ranks below Post-EW, I give it a 0/5 and I hope whoever wrote it steps on Legos barefooted and finds their toothpaste uncapped every single night of their lives.
Hateful rambling ahead, you've been warned.
You know it's real easy to boast about how 'Oh dawntrail will have more cutscenes than even endwalker! when you do shit like what I just experienced with the frankly idiotic timewaster that is helping Otis putting up a play for children RIGHT BEFORE THE WORLD ENDING PLAN GOES INTO MOTION. He asks to promote this play and tells you to wear animal costumes which you do.
Ok so first cutscene is his asking and Trooncat being put on an elephant costume to which the cutscene ends, so normally you'd click him and get a transform from the NPC and go around your merry way to finish the objective yes? Well no, not with MORE CUTSCENES THAN END FUCKING WALKER you don't, you have a separate goddamn cutscene showing how YOU put on the costume. Why yes, I imagine it's real easy to boast about numbers when you pad them out like this, not the only time it happens either
Sphene, Sphere, whatever the fuck her name is might possibly be the worst fucking thing I have ever seen Square shit out, it's yet another attempt at playing the ascian plot of "they are doing it for their people and from their perspective they are entirely justified so you're not going to talk them out of this" except now instead of playing this off of characters that have been around 10 years and you could grow to understand, am I supposed to pretend this utter vile bitch is just 'doing it for the good of her people' with a plan that's miles worse than whatever the ascians cooked out, would end up in the total erradication of life and is seen as wrong by her own people just because she's SO SAD and she CRIED and troonlion plus krile go out of their way to say "oh yeah, well we have people we want to save too so it will have to come to blows" like she has ANY OF THE FUCKING JUSTIFICATIONS THE ANCIENTS DID.
IT IS LITERALLY THE SAME PLOT POINTS FROM THE LAST DECADE OF THE GAME REHASHED POORLY, WHAT WERE THEY FUCKING THINKING? AM I SUPPOSED TO PRETEND THIS ISN'T DOLLAR STORE ASCIANS AND ANCIENT ALLAG BECAUSE THE FUCKING CHARACTERS TOLD ME SO?
To close, the entire living memory segment is intolerable, it's asinine, even the map music is irritating. As far as I'm concerned this expansion ended when we beat Lizard Jotaro.
Fuck whoever wrote the last segment of this expansion. There's two more damn areas in this map to go through, God above help me.
Edit : Going through the third segment to delete in Living memory, so at this point I find this quest to intolerable I'm skipping cutscenes and barely event paying attention to the text, right?
So what does this game decide to do? it makes you go through a museum, but not at your own pace no no no, you are dragged kicking and screaming by an obnoxious guide, you then get to a second chamber in said museum and this fucking game has the audacity to introduce a fucking quiz.
A quiz in a segment that's so FUCKING ASININE MOST PEOPLE ARE GUARANTEED TO BE SKIPPING IT.
THEY KNOW IT'S FUCKING SHIT, THIS WAS PUT THERE ON PURPOSE, NO FUCKING WAY YOU INTRODUCE A GODDAMN QUIZ IF NOT TO CHECK IF THE PLAYERS ARE ACTUALLY READING. YOU CAN'T EVEN ANSWER WRONG AND MOVE ON, YOU VILL DO THE QUIZ AND YOU VILL LIKE IT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THEY EVEN PUT INVISIBLE WALLS IN THE TERRAIN SO YOU CAN'T SKIP JUMP INTO SECTIONS OF THE GIANT MUSEUM YES I LOVE RUNNING FOR FOUR MINUTES IN A CIRCLE WHILE THE GRATING BACKGROUND MUSIC MAKES ME WANT TO FEED WHOEVER IS PLAYING THE FLUTE AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA.