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Isn't Pyro that insane schizo retard lore fag from WoW who came over during the Exodus of Shadowlands and now grifts FFXIV content alongside WoW?

You know the funny thing is that he wasn't a fan of Wuk Lamat either. I watched some of his VoDs and it was super clear that by the end the dude was absolutely fed up with her and sperged about her being annoying and insufferable. He thought the whole speech part about peace and happiness was like the corniest thing ever like literally everyone else did. He probably also hated Smile. That means, according to Sena whom you know this fucking sexless idiot simps for, he's a racist.

Still doesn't change that he's an insane schizo retard though,
 
Dopey Cunt said:
Isn't Pyro that insane schizo retard lore fag from WoW who came over during the Exodus of Shadowlands and now grifts FFXIV content alongside WoW?
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Yes. He went back to WoW after having a couple of mental breakdowns and getting more or less the entire XIV community pissed with him, which cratered his viewer count, and then had to do an apology video where he was RealName, not Pyromancer.
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You know the funny thing is that he wasn't a fan of Wuk Lamat either. I watched some of his VoDs and it was super clear that by the end the dude was absolutely fed up with her and sperged about her being annoying and insufferable. He thought the whole speech part about peace and happiness was like the corniest thing ever like literally everyone else did. He probably also hated Smile. That means, according to Sena whom you know this fucking sexless idiot simps for, he's a racist.

Still doesn't change that he's an insane schizo retard though,
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He's also the idiot who decided to buy a house because his subs/viewers shot up when he was doing the MSQ. Real curious how that's working out for him now.
 
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Übertroon said:
So apparently Pyromancer decided to weigh in on the world first alleged sexism drama and made a tweet calling out Asmongold.
Then Pyromancer claims he has his editor also manage his social media and that he is not responsible for those tweets.

Anyway, they're all retarded and I hope they all die. Anyone claiming women aren't doing world first runs because of sexism need to die twice.

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One thing I'm happy for is that all these ecelebs went back to playing and talking about wow, it is so nice not having to be recommended videos about Zepla or Pyromancer sperging about ff14
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He backpeddled in the end and deleted it, but his entire excuse was so ridden with holes that it was comical

>Actually I didn't tweet it, it was my editor (despite nowhere have I ever established my editor runs my twitter account)
>I haven't used my twitter in over 2 years (despite the fact that just last year I got into huge drama because of a bad take I made on my twitter, and nowhere did I deny that I was the one who tweeted it myself)
>Also I actually basically agree with the entire tweet (I've also been making the exact complains about Asmon, about him catering to chuds, being anti-woke and anti-dei, etc., on my stream for the past 2 weeks leading up to this)
>Also I was away with my wife away from civilization in a tree house (he literally said he and his wife were in a tree house for weeks), so I didn't even have internet access (despite phones having wireless internet)
>Also I deliberately left the tweet up for over 24 hours after "discovering" it, allowing to acrue thousands of likes, only deleting it in the middle of my stream today (while in the same breath trying to goad Asmon into deleting the video he made about me)
>Also I'm the REAL victim here, Asmon is in the wrong too for how he reacted to this, making fun of me for my stream dying, and his community has been harassing me nonstop, please think about ME here
>Also this has nothing to do with streams suddenly getting a massive dropoff in viewers post-The War Within twitch drops campaign ending, I am totally not just starting up drama to get views again, or deliberately trying to cater to the woke crowd because I've burned literally every other crowd in existance so virtue signaling is the only thing I have left
>Also it's not like a have a long, exstensive history of exactly this kind of behavior
>I am definitely not just backpeddling because I couldn't take the heat from Asmon and his fanboys felting me for it.

Look I detest Asmon, but Pyro is the undeniable faggot in this situation. Then again he's ALWAYS the faggot.
 
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Well Intentioned said:
He went back to WoW after having a couple of mental breakdowns
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I can't imagine having a mental breakdown over a cactus.
 
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I imagine reddit has a field day with this fag a lot.
He's always going to be an insufferable virtue signalling cunt with anger issues. Mark my words, he's gonna eventually hurt his wife because he doesn't know how to stow his attitude and people are getting fed up with his cock sucking for forgiveness.

I hope he keeps bleeding subs until he's left with nothing and his wife realizes how much of a liability he is and hits the road to leave him in debt to a house he thought his subs would pay for.
 
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Dopey Cunt said:
I imagine reddit has a field day with this fag a lot.
He's always going to be an insufferable virtue signalling cunt with anger issues. Mark my words, he's gonna eventually hurt his wife because he doesn't know how to stow his attitude and people are getting fed up with his cock sucking for forgiveness.

I hope he keeps bleeding subs until he's left with nothing and his wife realizes how much of a liability he is and hits the road to leave him in debt to a house he thought his subs would pay for.
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I'm going to power level really hard here given that it's been a year and a half and he probably doesn't remember my discord account (I usually change it too a lot), but I've actually had a conversation with him in discord once and we were talking about FanFest 2022 (?) down in Las Vegas and some of the attractions that are down there. One of the attractions I brought up was "Heart Attack Grill" (A kind of trashy parody of fast food that serves aggressively unhealthy food in sort of a hospital setting). He says he's been there before and he hated it. Which fine whatever. But one of the gimmicks heart attack grill has is they spank you if you don't eat all of their food. It's mainly just a playful joke and you are kind of required to consent to it if you go inside the restaurant, but Pyromancer here didn't want to do it, so what does he do? Does he tell them that he's backing out of it due to discomfort? No he pours his entire drink on the floor and stares down one of the employees and shouts profanity at them before walking out the door. He said this to me without a hint of shame or any kind of discomfort.

Yeah he's a piece of shit IRL too. If that's how he treats employees in his general vicinity who do something he doesn't want, I can't imagine what other stuff he's done.
 
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I remember when Pyro's little brother, Wavemancer, one time went to his ingame house and said it looked like shit. For context, Pyro had just spend the entirety of what was a 5 hour stream modelling it. This triggered him into a fit of seethe, and he proceeded to attack and berate his brother, saying he "ruined my mood" after he had "just spend all day and so much work on this house". Like he was in a good mood the whole stream and this mere negative critique of his virtual doll house by his brother completely caused him to 180 in his emotions. Eventually his brother said, I'm paraphrasing here, "You're gonna do this right NOW?" (the implication I got was that he meant "are you really gonna have a meltdown on me like this, right now in the middle of your stream in front of hundreds of people?", suggesting this kind of treatment by Pyro towards his brother is not an uncommon occurance) before he ported out.

Now Pyro could've just let it go right there, but his wasn't enough. He then said "oh you're gonna run off now to your house?" Then teleported to the ward his brother's house was and quite literally CHASED him down to his own house. Then barged inside and started sperging out some more, going "oh yeah well look at YOUR shitty house!", looking for anything he could criticize about it. Eventually he just decided to end the stream. An entire stream ended early because his little brother made fun of his virtual dollhouse in Fino Fanto One Four.

Another time, there was this fem streamer named Nyxipuff (she's some FF youtuber who does charities and stuff and had recently started playing the MSQ and was loving it). After she got to Amaurot, Pyro (who had been watching her at that moment) said something in her chat which, by Pyro's own admission, could have been construed as spoilery. He never clarified exactly what he said, but according to him, one of Nyxi's mods timed him out, which made Pyro upset. Pyro then admitted that "then I kinda lost my cool", and ended up permanently banned from her channel. Pyro revealed all of this as he was live on stream waiting for Nyxi to arrive at the end of Ultima Thule. When asked why he was showing up to her big EW finale moment after he he was banned, he coped by saying "it was one of her mods that banned me, I'm sure Nyxi doesn't actually know what happened and is still cool with me (even though I've literally never spoken to her and her mods would obviously have informed he rof the incident, especially since they banned a very notable FFXIV streamer)". He even checked at this time to see if he was still banned, only to find out that he was.

I shit you not, as soon as Nyxi got out of the cutscene and saw the crowd of people waiting for her, the very moment she noticed Pyromancer her smile and optimism was suddenly gone. You could quite literally see the joy from her face fade as her expression immediately sunk upon realizing he was there and said "oh, it's you.....", did a wave emote, then proceeded to completley ingore him for the remainder of the stream. He continued to cope after that that she didn't really know or personally condone his banning.........despite the fact she obviously would've know if her mods banned a high profile streamer, and the fact that she still hadn't unbanned him (even after that stream), and her extremely negative reaction to him effectively stalking her on stream.

And another moment I remember, a more recent one. In one of his last FF streams before Dawntrail came out, his wife brought him food that he ordered. However, it was apparently not the correct meal. He complained to her that it was missing a specific item (I can't remember what), clearly very upset by his wife not getting him his meal EXACTLY how he wanted while he streamed a video game to a middling audience making jackshit. Then he said, Im paraphrasing again here: "ok well make sure it's right next time" (in a clearly agitated tone).

This is just off the top of my fucking head of Pyro sperg moments.
 
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Wow, was Meltdownmamcer always such a massive faggot like this or was this behavior only post FFXIV?
 
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Wow, was Meltdownmamcer always such a massive faggot like this or was this behavior only post FFXIV?
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Allegedly, his entire career started off making class guides. Then he was later exposed for stealing his warlock guides from one of his guildmates. This got him outcast from the raider scene. Later, he discovered an even more lucrative grift: WoW lore theorycrafting. I wasn't ever a Pyro viewer (before he played FFXIV), but based on reactions and stories I've heard after his meltdowns in XIV he's known for this behavior even in WoW (beyond his first act of faggotry in stealing warlock guides from his guildie for his youtube videos).

Another story I've heard, but never seen proof of so take this with a grain of salt, is back during his WoW days he claimed his mother needed surgery and started up a gofundme. I'm also not sure how much he raised, but apparently it was a lot.

Afterwards, he was reportedly discovered to be driving a very expensive new car......which just so happened to cost around the same amount of money as what he raised for his mom's gofundme. According to the stories, he memoryholed the entire thing, and somehow maintained his audience after that. Investigation would need to be done to verify this entire story, up to and including the gofundme itself (which I've never bothered to).

So yeah he has a history of this behavior. What I personally know and witnessed, is after his wife had a miscarriage, he started a gofundme for 30k. Raised the money, then suddenly increased the goal to a 70k, claiming there were "sudden extra medical bills" which he never proved. Funnily, I noticed somebody actually WITHDREW their donationafter he raised the goal. His wife's gofundme has also been memoryholed, last I checked, it never went much higher than 30k, and he just stopped linking it. Was funny every stream during this period how he'd have "!wife" in the title though.
 
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Well Intentioned said:
Maybe he is worth a lolcow thread.
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Everything about pyro screams "rich kid pissing away his inheritance," which means that - as things go on - he'll only get more estranged.
I just can't see someone with that attitude and demeanor as having ever actually been employed. His mannerisms bespeak someone angry at the world for not recognizing how awesome he is, and indeed at his own body and voice for not being as cool and intimidating as he thinks he is.

He also clearly chimps at anyone that tries to bring a modicum of accountability to him, another rich-kid trait, so I'd say it's probably worth at least dressing a skeleton.
 
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Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
Everything about pyro screams "rich kid pissing away his inheritance," which means that - as things go on - he'll only get more estranged.
I just can't see someone with that attitude and demeanor as having ever actually been employed.
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That's the thing that made me notice this guy as notable in the first place -- he quit his job (I believe it was at BestBuy) because of the increase in viewers and then took out a fucking mortgage.

With a pregnant wife. Fucking brain dead.
 
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That's the thing that made me notice this guy as notable in the first place -- he quit his job (I believe it was at BestBuy) because of the increase in viewers and then took out a fucking mortgage.

With a pregnant wife. Fucking brain dead.
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I don't feel bad for his wife.
If she didn't have the sense to talk him out of doing something so fucking stupid, then anything bad that potentially happens is partly on her.
A wife is supposed to help be her husband's conscious not to enable him to such an unhealthy degree. Especially when a child is becoming involved.

Eugh just the thought of Pyro being a father is fucking gross to me.
 
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Well Intentioned said:
That's the thing that made me notice this guy as notable in the first place -- he quit his job (I believe it was at BestBuy) because of the increase in viewers and then took out a fucking mortgage.

With a pregnant wife. Fucking brain dead.
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And then they ended up selling the house because oh his stream downfall. Apparently somebody looked up the house and it was in some gated, mostly white community. You have to understand that he genuinely thought his success from FFXIV would never end, so he acted like he could start living a lavish, luxurious lifestyle. Unsuprisingly that didn't last and now he and his wife have moved to an apartment. To further compound things his wife then has the afformentioned miscarriage, and assuming he wasn't lying about the extra medical bills (as justification for raising the gofundme more than double the original goal), than he's tens of thousands, or possibly HUNDREDS of thousands in debt right now.

Fortunately for Pyro he still has paypiggies who make sure he's kept a stable 1k subs every single month or else he'd be back to Best Buy by now.
 
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