Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

what the fuck
Monkey brains saw spots to soak, so they repositioned to soak even after I repeatedly told them let me and the other Tank handle them.

Some of them would stand near us with tethers as well ensuring we also got assblasted from the tether + soak. I actually yelled at one of my friends NOT to soak because he had a tether and he was just "FUCK DO YOU MEAN? IT DIDN'T GO OFF YET", right before it went off and he ate shit to the following comet soak.
 
Monkey brains saw spots to soak, so they repositioned to soak even after I repeatedly told them let me and the other Tank handle them.
well, this is why the blacklist (and [Duty Complete]) exists
 
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Out of curiosity I had a look at the recent clothing brand collaboration. Most of it's pretty generic but I guess the leylines hoodie is kind of cool.

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I look forward to seeing how quickly they run out of XXL sizes.
They should make one of those gamer shirts that says "I moved out of my leylines to be here."
 
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if this retard can get carried
ok, let's see
11 GCDs were missed during Fight or Flight windows.
16 uses of recommended actions were missed during Fight or Flight windows. (Burst)
6 uses of recommended actions were missed during Fight or Flight windows. (Atonement)
21 uses of recommended actions were missed during Fight or Flight windows. (oGCDs)
4 instances of incorrect weaving
You misused 3 combo actions.
A total of 690 gauge was lost due to exceeding the cap.

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anyone who is too scared or concerned to try out savage, if this retard can get carried, so can you and you can't possibly do worse. So go for it!
Yeah, you can do better than most retards on average. And then the retards decide to blame you for every mistake anyway so that their asses don't get called out, then look for people who will hard carry them. 👍

I have the worst luck with people.
 
ok, let's see
11 GCDs were missed during Fight or Flight windows.
16 uses of recommended actions were missed during Fight or Flight windows. (Burst)
6 uses of recommended actions were missed during Fight or Flight windows. (Atonement)
21 uses of recommended actions were missed during Fight or Flight windows. (oGCDs)
4 instances of incorrect weaving
You misused 3 combo actions.
A total of 690 gauge was lost due to exceeding the cap.
Send this godless heathen back to Limsa
 
A clear's a clear :smug:
These days being an ultimate legend or waving around those gaudy flashbang weapons doesn't mean anything anymore. Most of the time people pay for those clears or just flat out cheat and you can tell because doing casual content with an ultimate legend is like pulling teeth so slowly that you can feel every fiber of your nerves snapping as you pull. If they aren't being a hyper, min maxing autist, they're busy getting their shit kicked in by dungeon bosses.
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These days being an ultimate legend or waving around those gaudy flashbang weapons doesn't mean anything anymore. Most of the time people pay for those clears or just flat out cheat and you can tell because doing casual content with an ultimate legend is like pulling teeth so slowly that you can feel every fiber of your nerves snapping as you pull. If they aren't being a hyper, min maxing autist, they're busy getting their shit kicked in by dungeon bosses.
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I used to be proud of having ult clears but then started seeing everyone and their xister in Limsa standing around with the weapons/titles (and yea like you said, legends floor tanking normal raids :story:) Still want to clear those ults I haven't yet, though...
 
I used to be proud of having ult clears but then started seeing everyone and their xister in Limsa standing around with the weapons/titles (and yea like you said, legends floor tanking normal raids :story:) Still want to clear those ults I haven't yet, though...
Am I missing something with ultimate raids? I've never considered doing ults because doing perfectly demanding content with the game in its current stage where every class is braindead doesn't actually sound fun to me. Like at least in some Savages you have a small possibility of recovery to reward paying attention and quick reflexes. If it's an all-or-nothing kind of fight where the only skills being tested are co-ordination, memory and hitting buttons in the same order every 2 minutes I think I'd rather take piano lessons.
 
Am I missing something with ultimate raids? I've never considered doing ults because doing perfectly demanding content with the game in its current stage where every class is braindead doesn't actually sound fun to me. Like at least in some Savages you have a small possibility of recovery to reward paying attention and quick reflexes. If it's an all-or-nothing kind of fight where the only skills being tested are co-ordination, memory and hitting buttons in the same order every 2 minutes I think I'd rather take piano lessons.
Mistakes in ults can be salvageable, and when you get to the point where savages are boring ults are the next logical step.
 
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Why bother doing any of that when you can just cheat instead? All the big name raiders do it anyway.
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