Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

If these fucking cosmic exploration tools don't have a good glam to cap off the bullshit levels of mindless grinding I've done for them I will literally kill myself.

I don't know how any tolerates relic weapons when its 8+ months to find out its LGBT rainbow glows at the end.
 
If these fucking cosmic exploration tools don't have a good glam to cap off the bullshit levels of mindless grinding I've done for them I will literally kill myself.

I don't know how any tolerates relic weapons when its 8+ months to find out its LGBT rainbow glows at the end.
if the pinnacle weapon relics nothing but cyberslop again, I'm going to be very sad.
 
if the pinnacle weapon relics nothing but cyberslop again, I'm going to be very sad.

Its gonna be cyberslop but I hope it just removes the funky grid lines and makes the purple/black "space" effect stronger.

I actually like my bullshit science fiction Bluetooth enabled smart skillet, thank you very much.

I just wish they didn't hide shit behind months of time gates and hours of grinding because if it looks like shit its all wasted effort.

I never get relic weapons because I refuse to get burned and then by the time its actually released I realize I'd need to do months of bullshit weekly cap mindless content.

At least you can grind tools by spamming macros while youtube plays.

XIV is so bad at repeatable content, honestly. It's annoying.
 
Aether is 100% locked down due to raid trannies, Crystal is infected with AIDs (as is Faerie on Aether and Seraph on Dynamis), Primal is infested with Hispanics, and Dynamis is a dead DC only good for parking alts and raking in cash from subs.


EDIT: Famitsu article cameout, here's the highlights of what Yoshida said. big post so gotta click on it to see.
- Her tone, gestures, emotions are different from what you expect from an Ascian, also she is not an original Ascian (He clarifies, as in 'Not an ancient before the sundering of the world')
I haven't played since Endwalker and I never went full autist on the lore like I have some other games but isn't that a contradiction? I thought all the named Ascians were members of the last Council of 14 even if only 3 were un-sundered.
 
I haven't played since Endwalker and I never went full autist on the lore like I have some other games but isn't that a contradiction? I thought all the named Ascians were members of the last Council of 14 even if only 3 were un-sundered.
"Not an ancient before the sundering of the world" I interpret as just saying she's part of the Convocation, but not an un-sundered, so a reincarnation bearing the original's memories, the same as Loghrif or Fandaniel.
 
I haven't played since Endwalker and I never went full autist on the lore like I have some other games but isn't that a contradiction? I thought all the named Ascians were members of the last Council of 14 even if only 3 were un-sundered.
I think he's trying to tell us Halmarut's like Fandaniel in the beginning of Endwalker. More interesting thing is she not acting like a traditional Asican, which would be an interesting premise. As much as I'm happy the overwhelming majority of the le evil shadowmen are dead, Zodiark being dead and gone and them no longer being bound to Him, I always wanted to know how they would write the lesser Ascians that have their freedom and agendas or goal to accomplish.
 
I really like the implications that the Ascians are still around but working to contain or fight something else and rope in the warrior of light. There was enough on their plate that it's possible it wasn't a big deal until they all started dying off. Regardless, them not being the main focus is the correct call. Even if their presence alone is enough to get me to buy the game.

Seems pretty clear we will get a trailer for the next expansion this month, or at least a pretty good idea where it's going
 
"Not an ancient before the sundering of the world" I interpret as just saying she's part of the Convocation, but not an un-sundered, so a reincarnation bearing the original's memories, the same as Loghrif or Fandaniel.

I think he's trying to tell us Halmarut's like Fandaniel in the beginning of Endwalker. More interesting thing is she not acting like a traditional Asican, which would be an interesting premise. As much as I'm happy the overwhelming majority of the le evil shadowmen are dead, Zodiark being dead and gone and them no longer being bound to Him, I always wanted to know how they would write the lesser Ascians that have their freedom and agendas or goal to accomplish.
I guess but it seems weird for him to call it out the way he did if she's like all of them other than Emet, Lahabrea, and Elidibus.
 
Shame a proper Stormblood ult seems to be off the table, but I understand if they're doing a Kefka Ultimate, since at least it's breaking the formula and gives more material. I really just wanted it to hear the Worm's Tail again.
Speaking of is it just me who's getting tired of the final music theme in each raid series and expac just being a big mashup of leitmotifs? I thought it was lame in Myths of the Realm and it was lame in M12S. It's just overproduced and predictable at this point.
 
So it seems all signs are pointing to a void expansion. And I was correct in my prediction that Zero would return. Also Halmarut seems really interesting so far and it looks like her role in the story is radically different enough from the previous Ascians from what the trailer has shown and from the latest interview. I’m also glad Yoshi-P confirmed the Ascians aren’t the main focus though I’m still withholding judgement on whether or not he will keep his word until 8.0 releases.
 
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I’m also glad Yoshi-P confirmed the Ascians aren’t the main focus.
Don't forget he also bigged up Yawntrail as a "vacation" expansion with no huge world ending threats that we would have to deal with. And we saw how fast that turned out to be a lie. I won't believe a word of it until after the expansion has launched and we're able to play the MSQ.
 
True but I really don’t know what else they can do with the remaining Ascians especially now with Zodiark and the Unsundered ones dead. There is no evidence that any of them are a part of Halmarut’s plan/faction. It’s possible that they will be shunted off to side content like Logrif and Mitron were with Eden. Eureka revealed Emmerololth was killed off but we still see him in the Ascian meeting cutscene in ARR so either another shard got raised or it was a oversight or a retcon. I also don’t recall if it was ever confirmed whether or not Gaius perma killed the two other Ascians. The only Ascian we know absolutely nothing about is Pashtarot outside of him appearing once in the Ascian meeting cutscene in ARR. The only real thing I can see them doing is pulling another Fandaniel but it wouldn’t work. I also wouldn’t be surprised if at least one just gets the Nabriales treatment and is unceremoniously offed by us.

I’m just completely reserving judgement until the actual MSQ comes out.
 
Don't forget he also bigged up Yawntrail as a "vacation" expansion with no huge world ending threats that we would have to deal with. And we saw how fast that turned out to be a lie. I won't believe a word of it until after the expansion has launched and we're able to play the MSQ.
It was such a complete inverse that its hilarious, The Queen Eternal would have ended the Universe even faster than Meteion with its exponential energy requirements.
 
Excited for this new Ultimate. More old school FF is wunderbar.

It looks like we're looking to try and prevent or mitigate the merging of the various shards. This has been kinda getting alluded to since Alo Alo Island and I'd imagine that's why Golbez and Zero are showing up. Curious where/how Calyx fits into this, if Halmarut is supposed to be an ally or not an antagonist.

Starting to really think we're going to be seeing Puppetmaster as a job, and since I'm thinking that I'm pretty sure it's not going to be that, haha.

Don't forget he also bigged up Yawntrail as a "vacation" expansion with no huge world ending threats that we would have to deal with. And we saw how fast that turned out to be a lie. I won't believe a word of it until after the expansion has launched and we're able to play the MSQ.
Yeah, and I don't get the glazers who are still defending that marketing fuck up and are confused as to why people felt like they were bait and switched.
 
Yeah, and I don't get the glazers who are still defending that marketing fuck up and are confused as to why people felt like they were bait and switched.
In one of the recent interviews Yoshi-Piss wanted to claim that Social Media was to blame for all the negativity towards the Z-team's sloppy leavings being less than hailed as the second coming. Granted I'm paraphrasing from translations, but he seriously tried to sell the idea that negative discourse on Social Media played at least a substantial part in it.
 
In one of the recent interviews Yoshi-Piss wanted to claim that Social Media was to blame for all the negativity towards the Z-team's sloppy leavings being less than hailed as the second coming. Granted I'm paraphrasing from translations, but he seriously tried to sell the idea that negative discourse on Social Media played at least a substantial part in it.
So many teams try to play off their flub with 'its just negative trolls!' If he really believed that they wouldn't have changed lines and done extensive work later on. Its just cope.
 
So it seems all signs are pointing to a void expansion. And I was correct in my prediction that Zero would return. Also Halmarut seems really interesting so far and it looks like her role in the story is radically different enough from the previous Ascians from what the trailer has shown and from the latest interview. I’m also glad Yoshi-P confirmed the Ascians aren’t the main focus though I’m still withholding judgement on whether or not he will keep his word until 8.0 releases.
Honestly whatever they do with the story, I think this xpac will be a whiff regardless, simply because the gameplay has gotten that stale.
 
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