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Does this guy even have a job or a life?
You're not actually asking that question, are you?

This game is a fucking lightning rod for NEETs, who are currently basking in their golden age of "the average person doesn't know what they are or what they portend" (at least, in the west). Of course it's a waste of skin. I'd bet that they're also on multiple meds and frequently use their "mental health" as a get-out-of-jail-free-card, but no-one in their right state of mind would ever take it.
 
"saw" him (he didn't show his face but had his avatar) on some mrhappy stream, of course the first thing to come out of his dumb mouth was that his pronouns were she and her.

and also lolselot reads the farms and made a video out of this thread

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This dude's insufferable videos and thumbnails appear on my feed every now and then. His whole shtick is just taking the piss out of the game. He's like Lynx Kameli's faggy ass on steroids and his a-logging is just as fucking annoying as the dumb fucking troons that infect this game like a fucking cancer.

Hey Lolselot, we know you read this thread. You're an annoying faggot. You can quote me on that.
 
I skipped a bit through the video that was mentioned out of curiosity, immediately his annoying faggy Scottish voice annoyed the fuck out of me. Also was amused he was quick enough to slag off Roegamaniac for being a delivery driver when his own sad fuck ass has had time to spam that many videos out on Youtube. People in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones and all that. He's too much of a pussy to say the site's name and it's a shame his video spam dilutes some actual issues the game has. Guy sounds literally deranged.
 
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Never have I been more tempted to resub so I can grab this emote and fanta into a dark skinned roegadyn
 
People like Lanselot and his army of sycophants do more harm than good when it comes to criticizing the game. They poison and butcher actual discussion so badly that people who would normally agree with them start disagreeing out of spite because of how annoying he and his buddies are. Even most Dawntrail haters can’t stand him and 4chan widely mocks him. Not to mention most of the people he makes fun of just laugh him off and fail to fall for his rage bait. Nowadays when you have someone giving actual nuanced criticisms people automatically assume they’re one of his friends and refuse to listen to them or take them seriously.
 
Someone made an XIV-related Wordle-like called Clock Spots. It's pretty new, only been out 7 days and has archives of all the previous days, so I caught up pretty fast. It doesn't really need that much knowledge of raiding since there's tooltips and clues that tell you which jobs are applicable for each spot and explains the mechs. There's also a blind prog mode that removes the tooltips for the hardcore player (i.e. me). Now I understand Wordle players.
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It says it's made by Hint at the bottom, whoever that is. Probably a tranny or something. Oh well, it's still fun.
 
oh look it's mr happy getting ready to reclear arcadion savage,

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I blame Mr. Happy for every bad thing that's happened to MNK since Shadowbringers and I will never forgive him. Dumb faggot whispering in Yoshi's ear that MNK "needs more utility." If you want to be some support leech and justify your being under the healer in terms of DPS because you have a 10 second buff with a 240 sec long cooldown that increases rear positional blunt weapon damage on a full moon while it's raining by 5%, then there were already jobs doomed to that fate. Fuck off and play one of them instead of dragging my single target DPS king down.
 
What an absolutely fucking terrible name

Trailer is visually interesting, but something about the actual audio mix sounds off, like the main narration clips into the soundtrack or SFX more than it should.

Kindof confirmation to me that they're completely out of ideas. The gist of their next arc... is a throwaway macguffin from Endwalker, which existed primarily to explain how you were gathering a party at the end of existence with Hydaelyn dead? We've got another cold-themed clime that also has an emphasis on the sky coming in the second slot of the arc, just like Heavensward? Really... really daring with this one, aren't we
 
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