Finding Phil IRL

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Walk further away. I feel that if I approached him, I would probably have to burn myself to get the stench off.
 
I'd drive away as fast as I could because some fucker sitting on the car with me named Dynastia couldn't shoot Phil despite being armed with an Uzi and had the bright idea to scream "DIE ADF".
 
I would tell him how much more deserving I am of Social Security than he is and how he's giving us tranny autistics a bad name :alog:.
 
Kill him with an illegal chokehold as a hate crime against autistic transwomyn latinix retards.
 
In truth, I would d nothing. This round eye who has celebrated the fires on my cousin's tribal lands is not even worth my attention. The Red Man is known to be difficult to provoke. I would simply hand him a business card with the Kiwi logo and make myself lost in the crowd.
 
Ignore him, his is nearly totally 100% ignorable at this point the only thing of note is his buffoonery... maybe toss some stem ginger at him if i had some on my person.
 
I'd engage him in polite conversation, then probably mention casually that I'm a member of Kiwifarms at some point. I wouldn't actively be rude or aggressive with him, I'd just be curious about his general every-day activities and how he acts when not shitting up Facebook. I'd consider myself as having much the same attitude as a naturalist; observe passively, and allow the target to act naturally. Has Phil actually met a member of the farms before? By this I mean one that joined prior to meeting him, rather than afterwards to share their experiences.
 
I wouldn't find him. I'd avoid him based on smell. I imagine you sort of smell him when you enter the same postal code area he's in, so I'd just kinda make sure that the smell doesn't get too strong. that's how you evade him.
 
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You know, as much as I reeeeeally dislike Phil, I probably wouldn't do anything but give him a wide berth and tell you guys about it like a loser.
 
Forever Sunrise said:
I'd engage him in polite conversation, then probably mention casually that I'm a member of Kiwifarms at some point. I wouldn't actively be rude or aggressive with him, I'd just be curious about his general every-day activities and how he acts when not shitting up Facebook. I'd consider myself as having much the same attitude as a naturalist; observe passively, and allow the target to act naturally. Has Phil actually met a member of the farms before? By this I mean one that joined prior to meeting him, rather than afterwards to share their experiences.
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The closest one of agents has came to him was in the mega thread, they got a picture of him from the back when he was on a bus. Their was no report on the smell.
 
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