Finding Phil IRL

[Xarpho]

A pleasant "Hi, Phil!", then just leave.

 

[Bluebird]

Kick him in the balls. Than he wont have to have that operation.

 

[Null]

I'd roll by and be like, "DIE ADF" and then pop caps.

 

[Billy_Sama]

I would probably leave the area before I see him. I assume Phil's hobo stink would be smell for over a mile and I would mistake it for sewer that is overflowing.

 

[Twrx]

I'd call him an Italian white male, and hopefully get to watch him tard out.

 

[Cable 7]

Laugh at him and run away.

 

[Zim]

I'd film him and then post it here for instant Kiwi fame of course.

 

[VLAD]

I'd serenade him with the song of my people.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I'd dig up his dead dog while screaming "JULAAAAAAAY JULAAAAAAAY!"


wait, ADF's the one with the shitty sega/nintendo rip-off comic, right

 

[kobebyarlant]

Ward him off with my Jew gold.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Hey! Phil!

(and as soon as he turns around)

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Pikonic]

Take a picture discretely and post it here, unless he was standing at the edge of a bridge. Then I would take video.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I would try to avoid touching him for fear of catching AIDS and then address him as "sir"

 

[yummy hand sanitizer]

Probably vomit from the stench.

 

[Coldgrip]

"Hey, aren't you that Chris-Chan guy?"

 

[Jace E. Denton]

Throw balled up pieces of paper at him while screaming "BOOOOOOO!".

 

[AnOminous]

I'd run away. Not because I was afraid of him, but because I'd probably get hit by stray bullets when the incompetent drive-by shooter missed him and hit me instead.

 

[Abethedemon]

I'd probably run past him because of the smell and his likelihood to harass me.

 

[Sussuro]

I'd probably approach him to see if he's really that batshit in person. I have tons of questions for him, since as we all know, learning more about him only raises more questions.

Then I'd probably call a hazmat team to decontaminate me.