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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
WE BACK!!! WHERE MY FELLOW LETTANKS AT?!?!
I'm so sad the site was down for one of my new favorite fishtank moments, Sylvia getting absolutely smoked by TTS and having a meltdown.

She'd been ragging on Violetta for letting the TTS upset her and claimed she didn't ever let it get to her so it was especially gratifying.

Like a lot of us suspected, Jet confirmed Sylvia's TTS was being heavily filtered because she was so sensitive about it (dunno if anyone has this interview saved, it happened the same night). It was perfect timing to take the filter off at that point.

At one point Sylvia was seething in the kitchen about it and the marriachi music came on, and you could see Letty in the background in the living room dancing to the music while Jet was filming her. It was such a funny moment.
Oh dude, that was the most gratifying moment ever. Especially after her getting bullied so badly during the camp counselor bit, legit that actually triggered some real deep sense of empathy and I cried man. Jesus that was a lot. Funny thing is she didn't just dance, I think she actually fortnite emote danced on her, AND Sylvia blamed Letty for getting shit on by TTS!!! Letty spitting out better bars than damiel the "rapper" was the cherry on top, thank god he's gone.

Also the shit with dam's domestic abuse episode was wild, idc if it was acting at the end of the day, it just made the show unbearable to watch. I'm thankful that it confirmed my suspicions about incels being a big demographic of this show though. My jaw dropped just seeing the explicit gaslighting coming from Josie and Sylvia, I never thought I'd actually be in a position to witness it happening in real time.

Honestly the roast afterwards was great too, I think some people were saying that Sylvia was wiping tears away but I have not confirmed.

Edit: Vance actually subtley felt/styled his hair after Letty's roast on him, him and sylvia definitely deserved getting the most of those.
 
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Not gonna lie, I've been loving the freeloader shenanigans the past few days but missed having a place to talk about fishtank. Glad the farms are back up
I didn't bother watching with the farms down. Half the fun is the real time reactions, and the official chat is too retarded to be worth participating in.
 
Man I have missed you autists. This show is not the same without this thread and the chat.

The whole Damiel and Letty situation was intense to see live. Regardless of how one feels about Letty I don't get how people still stand behind him after all of it. I already didn't like him, but bringing up past abuses and making fun of them isn't cool no matter how you slice it. There's a lot Letty deserves shit for, but I have no respect for a "man" who does shit like that.

At one point Sylvia was seething in the kitchen about it and the marriachi music came on, and you could see Letty in the background in the living room dancing to the music while Jet was filming her. It was such a funny moment.
Sylvia getting BTFO'd by TTS lately has been pure kino.
 
I didn't bother watching with the farms down. Half the fun is the real time reactions, and the official chat is too retarded to be worth participating in.
A lot has happened, a fair bit pretty interesting. A lot also very boring.

Damiel's freakout was fun but pathetic how everyone else handled it and sided with him, at least implicitly. No one told him to calm down, Josie only somewhat acknowledged Damiel is an over the top loser privately in the bathroom. Sylvia sided with him out of spite for Letty. Vance said "yeah" in many ways.
Damiel straight up acknowledged he wouldn't say anything to Lance (Aussie Vance) because Lance is over twice his size and could beat him up. At one point Lance went into B2 where they were all packed and Damiel was rationalizing his immature behavior to himself and no one said anything. Lance took his time in the room, randomly did some push ups, grabbed some snacks off of Vance's bed, gave some to Damiel, and walked out. Damiel didn't say a word until he left.

The camping challenge and its extension had some highs and lows but the highs were awesome. Letty showcased some genuine power-craving insanity, it was unsettling. Josie's coup took awhile but was worth it. Letty and Sylvia nearly broke down on separate occasions.

The camp teardown via the Drunk Piece of Shit Challenge was fun, Sylvia was mad that people were acting up for the fishbucks while she did nothing. They weren't being "real" enough for her.
Vance drank responsibly during the challenge but kept drinking for hours after, ultimately passing out in the trashed room.
Everyone was told to sleep upstairs and that the camping challenge was over. Josie almost got indecent on her bedroom camera and later swaddled herself in Vance's vomit blanket without realizing it.

Ben took care of his drunk fishies that night, getting Vance up to B3 and replacing Josie's Vance-vomit blanket with a fresh one.

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A busy weekend, glad to see Damiel gone and see Lance is a solid real-life Aussie shitposter.

If anyone has the bathroom confessionals from the camping challenge, can they share them? The ones you get in the archive have no audio but each person had interesting things to say as it wore on.
 
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Letty showcased some genuine power-craving insanity
Yeah man! When Letty gave damiel an ultimatum to treat her like a human being or get no water...absolutely chilling. God, making the other campers do camp activities showed just how much of a control freak she really was!!!

Edit: I was being sarcastic just fyi
 
Like a lot of us suspected, Jet confirmed Sylvia's TTS was being heavily filtered because she was so sensitive about it (dunno if anyone has this interview saved, it happened the same night). It was perfect timing to take the filter off at that point.
I tried to send a TTS pointing out how mad she was over the blowup doll being tossed (when it wasnt) and how she egged on Dam to do it to letty, followed by an oink. That got refunded, I sent it without the oink and it sent and Sylvia responded with "Well my shits all custom she doesnt even use her shit" what a fucking hog lmfao
 
Something I've not seen discussed much (probably because twitter and /tv/ are all retarded) is the makeup/jewlery in the portapotty. If Damiel is a plant/employee, the production is probably liable for the destruction of property. Damiel gave her a fishbuck, but makeup and jewlery are both expensive enough that $500 likely doesn't cover it. Jet's offered to replace what was destroyed, but he likely doesn't understand makeup enough to realize she can't just give him an exact list of products and shades to go out and buy because the exact products are probably not available to purchase even if she were able to determine exactly what she had to begin with.
 
Yeah man! When Letty gave damiel an ultimatum to treat her like a human being or get no water...absolutely chilling. God, making the other campers do camp activities showed just how much of a control freak she really was!!!

Edit: I was being sarcastic just fyi
Replying due to your edit. Withholding water was messed up and caused friction over petty nonsense (fun to watch) but if you saw her bathroom confessional, she was really enjoying the fake power. Jet later acknowledged the confessional and she said she just really enjoyed having power. He strongly hinted she should back down when everyone turned against her and she mulled it over in her room, deciding that everyone can suffer for all she cares, so long as she has power. They don't like her anyway, right?

I think yesterday she mentioned being a Discord mod due to a TTS and how she has all the power in her Discord server as if that meant anything.

Girl is bonkers.
 
Well no shit dude, its cathartic when you've been getting steamrolled by an entire group for a week straight and they're so open about it. Why is it bad if she's enjoying the power shift given the context? Even then I don't see anywhere where she took her power too far.

And I don't think she said people could suffer for all she cares and actually meant it seriously. I could be wrong but I feel you're being misleading there. She even held a monologue where she weighed out both of her options and she decided that she might as well own the villain persona because 1. it IS a game in this context and 2. People are finding reasons to dislike her regardless of what she does. If she is nice to everyone, people will interpret her actions as just being a snake trying to win people over, and if she's mean (more like trying to grow a backbone) people are going to say that she's just an awful bitch. I don't think Jet implied that she should back down, he even presented her with the option that she COULD do that and she didn't even consider it beforehand, In the end he even rounded up the other sharks to help her out after everyone just decided that the challenge didn't matter anymore merely because she was in charge. I feel that even jet knew how unfair this power balance really was, but again I don't know what jet's intentions were and i'm not going to pretend that I now.

She made the right choice to not try to win over the other contestants or her haters in the audience because she can't win with them. People like you are proof of that.
 
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I'll have to rewatch some of the bits later to quote but Letty was power-tripping hard and Jet referenced one of the 48 Laws of Power where sometimes the best plan is to surrender to fight another day, which was on the table. She knew there was a watergun out there that would allow her to coup if she could find it. Not her style, granted.

To me she made pretty much every wrong choice she could as a leader. I enjoyed it but don't know what she expected.

edit: I missed discussing this silly stuff here. ❤️
 
I don't understand why they put Letty as least attractive out of them all in that challenge. You'd rather fuck the fat onlyfans whore who talks like "Fuck you dude, sup bro" and oozes masculinity? I don't get some people lol. Or you'd rather fuck the native american 6ft tall mtf looking spaz? Another thing is, they tried to be funny by putting the fat retard as most attractive because nobody had the balls to do an objective ranking, ruined the whole challenge, no one took it seriously.
 
I don't understand why they put Letty as least attractive out of them all in that challenge. You'd rather fuck the fat onlyfans whore who talks like "Fuck you dude, sup bro" and oozes masculinity? I don't get some people lol. Or you'd rather fuck the native american 6ft tall mtf looking spaz? Another thing is, they tried to be funny by putting the fat retard as most attractive because nobody had the balls to do an objective ranking, ruined the whole challenge, no one took it seriously.
To be fair, challenges like that are Whose Line tier "the points don't matter."
 
People like you are proof of that.
I feel bad, I shouldn't have said that. Sorry friendo. @Aidan
I'll have to rewatch some of the bits later to quote but Letty was power-tripping hard and Jet referenced one of the 48 Laws of Power where sometimes the best plan is to surrender to fight another day, which was on the table. She knew there was a watergun out there that would allow her to coup if she could find it. Not her style, granted.

To me she made pretty much every wrong choice she could as a leader. I enjoyed it but don't know what she expected.

edit: I missed discussing this silly stuff here. ❤️
I can look past it if its just her talking about enjoying the power, in my perspective complaints of power-tripping are only valid when she's making unreasonable requests of the others and I don't think she did. The points system was funny and I think it was mainly just enacted to mostly fuck with Damiel since he's a woman hating domestic abuser. She was even a good sport and didn't deduct points when people laughed at her over legitimately funny tts jokes directed at her. You could argue that depriving dam of water over not being treated nicely was petty and I would agree over that being the only legitimate abuse of power, but its hard not to empathize with her on that given how badly she's been treated by him.
 
Sylvia getting BTFO'd by TTS lately has been pure kino.
It was very funny to see Sylvia imply Letty wasn't getting as many mean tts messages and they were taking it easy on her, especially after days of her getting shit on. It's clear the guys behind the scenes have removed most of Sylvia's filters since she said that.
 
1:26PM Day 18
Ben enters with some kind of whistle/flute/not-hungover-friendly sound and announces a challenge in 10 minutes
Here's a clip. That shit must have sucked even if he wasn't hungover. But hey, it's Damiel so it's funny as fuck.
 
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