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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Logic said:
I feel bad, I shouldn't have said that. Sorry friendo. @Aidan
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All good, Letty definitely gets more hate than she deserves but I won't pretend she's not crazy. She handles insane amounts of bullying better than anyone else has and I gotta commend her for sticking around. Before camping I wanted to see Letty go but she's grown on me and is an important fish. Vance's highlight for me is still his schizophrenic performance.
My personal rankings below.
  1. Josie
  2. Letty
  3. Lance
  4. Vance
  5. Sylvia (her seething pulls her above Simon)
  6. Simon
  7. Chris
Logic said:
I can look past it if its just her talking about enjoying the power, in my perspective complaints of power-tripping are only valid when she's making unreasonable requests of the others and I don't think she did. The points system was funny and I think it was mainly just enacted to mostly fuck with Damiel since he's a woman hating domestic abuser. She was even a good sport and didn't deduct points when people laughed at her over legitimately funny tts jokes directed at her. You could argue that depriving dam of water over not being treated nicely was petty and I would agree over that being the only legitimate abuse of power, but its hard not to empathize with her on that given how badly she's been treated by him.
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The points were definitely to fuck with Damiel and a good move. The water deprivation was asking for trouble, her power-tripping was mostly in the form of trying to compel activities and demanding people check with her for every little thing. eg demanding people tell her whether they're going to piss or shit when they go to the outhouse.
I'd have to review it to find more pointed examples, I think Sylvia balanced her out just by having a check in place.

I think Letty could have fostered some good will with the fish during that but she dug into the villain arc. I suppose as Josie "commits to the bit" in her way, Letty is all in on being the villain since there's not much incentive not to and she gets a kick out of it.
 
I'm crossing my fingers the site stays up through Frank Hassle's arrival because I enjoyed lurking this thread. The farms being down reminded me how much I hate /tv/.
 
Aidan said:
her power-tripping was mostly in the form of trying to compel activities and demanding people check with her for every little thing. eg demanding people tell her whether they're going to piss or shit when they go to the outhouse.
I'd have to review it to find more pointed examples, I think Sylvia balanced her out just by having a check in place
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I thought having them check in when using the outhouse was one of the responsibilities that Jet outlined for the camp counselor. As far as making the other campers do activities, when I think about it they were all hung-over from the previous night before so there is that.
Aidan said:
I think Letty could have fostered some good will with the fish during that but she dug into the villain arc. I suppose as Josie "commits to the bit" in her way, Letty is all in on being the villain since there's not much incentive not to and she gets a kick out of it.
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It's very hard to say, in regards to strategy that would have been good for the game but from a personal development aspect it's far better on her to "do her thing". Especially if her purpose for joining the show was to get out of her own comfort zone and try to grow as a person.
 
Shit is impossible to follow without the thread, Twitter blows and I don't want to risk /tv/ cp.

I'm glad Damiel got kicked, the sudden MUH KOBES outrage was so over the top and obviously coached since the Queso hostage game was dying down, but his woman-beating-vibe cope after was genuine and retarded. Any W he got the whole show was immediately followed by 20 Ls every time. I will miss the Nutshack TTS though, that shit always got an lol from me.

Lance has been great. Some think Simon's worn out his welcome but I've loved having him and I hope Sam doesn't scare him too badly with fake cancel news stories lol. Sylvia has been a real snake and it's been good to watch, as long as they keep letting the brutal tts through.

I hope basement crew is beginning to realize the remaining contestants don't react to much (except Sylvia and Josie having their stuff touched lol). They were told Hell House, so having an obese autist squeak at them about Star Wars isn't gonna provoke them much. Doing the wacky/zany shit is strictly for the audience at this point and it's better that way. I like gayer fish-based content like the art contest and the roast and water gun fights more than Chip and Caminos' dad type bits. Also while having the fish drunk can be funny I'm expecting them to dial it back for the ones who get extremely hungover since it does impact their ~content~ the whole next day and imo isn't worth it, leave that shit for a Saturday not every night.

eta also adding a Jon voice for the TTS has been good lol, it could get old but I didn't think people were abusing it yesterday

double eta if anyone joined Kiwi just for Fishtank, just for fun I am going to link the thread about disgusting tranny freak Liz Fong-Jones aka Liz No Dong aka Liz Dong Gone, a former Google employee who is hard at work trying to tear down every last fun part of the internet to hide his own "consent accident" and covering for Trans Lifeline's ~$300,000 embezzlement :,)
 
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Kittenwaffen said:
I'm crossing my fingers the site stays up through Frank Hassle's arrival because I enjoyed lurking this thread. The farms being down reminded me how much I hate /tv/.
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I had a good time shitposting there during the outage but it really made me miss this place. The forum format leads to actual discussion and finding events you missed out on is much easier.
 
Logic said:
I thought having them check in when using the outhouse was one of the responsibilities that Jet outlined for the camp counselor.
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They had to tell her they were going to use the outhouse but she added that they had to tell her if they were pissing or shitting.
Edit: After the camping challenge was over she did say she was joking about it.
 
TheDarknessGrows said:
Hassle Doctrine imminent!!
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Imagine getting blue-balled this hard.
 
Sapphixys Shitty Panties said:
So... What the hell happened between Jet & Jon & Ethan Ralph?!?!?
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Ralph asked Jon if he wanted to come on the show to talk and declined.

He then asked Damiel to come in but Damiel said he "Just put 40K down on an apartment/house" or something along those lines.

I truly hope no one from the tank wants to deal with Gunt.
 
Shalashaskaa said:
Ralph asked Jon if he wanted to come on the show to talk and declined.

He then asked Damiel to come in but Damiel said he "Just put 40K down on an apartment/house" or something along those lines.

I truly hope no one from the tank wants to deal with Gunt.
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Jon was warned by other Twitter users not to associate himself with the Gunt because he'll immediatly get doxed if he slights the Rage Pig in any way. It happened multiple times before, not even sparing his paypiggies.
 
Vance was just offered the chance to be in World Peace, accepted it, and will now leave Fishtank to be in WP2
 
Enjoying the Sam and Fatty chat in Bedroom 4 here, Sam is coaching him through some comedy and bit construction.

Fatty is very bad at telling stories/jokes, but he's got a good heart.
 
The Man With No Name said:
Enjoying the Sam and Fatty chat in Bedroom 4 here, Sam is coaching him through some comedy and bit construction.

Fatty is very bad at telling stories/jokes, but he's got a good heart.
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Sam taking another tard under his wing and this time it's also a jab at Idubbbz lmfao

good on him regardless hopefully it helps Fatty
 
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