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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
What really happened:
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betty has completed her evolution from pickme girl to camwhore. onlyfans account probably before the end of the week.

also note that sylvia, her comrade in whoredom, is goading her on to become a digital prostitute.
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Had to laugh at the response from what looks like the average Josie fan
. This guy is a soyjack personified.
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am is historically very private about his finances. Harley did an interview with Turkey Tom about the idubbbz drama where he stated that Sam made more than Hasan, which is known from Twitch leaks to be ~200k a month. Harley is also a retard jew liar who thinks he can ride idubbbz dick back to being relevant, so take that with a grain of salt. Personally I find it unlikely that Sam makes more than that, but IIRC he stated he made ~1m from his NFT project which is about the only financial disclosure I am aware he has ever made. There's no way to know how much he made on AS or makes on Gumroad and how he pays Nick and the rest of his employees.
Didn't Charls say that Sam and Nick made a shit ton of money off crypto during hus meltdown? I think Nick said they each made like 80k from Adult Swim in the stream with Eric Hayden.
 
I forgot this was even a thing, never really got the appeal. Glad for everyone who had fun and enjoyed it though.
 
I don't believe him. He's boring and stupid and will never be an entertainer at this rate.
I wanted to like Vance from day 1 and he was my OG pick for who I wanted to win but as the show went on I just got more and more tired with how fucking boring the guy is. Lance who they literally brought on as a clone bit had 10 times the personality Vance did and it's not just on fishtank on his own stream he's just as low energy and boring.
 
I don't believe him. He's boring and stupid and will never be an entertainer at this rate.
Not sure why the schizo thing resonated so much with him lol.

It's the only bit he went full force with.
 
betty has completed her evolution from pickme girl to camwhore. onlyfans account probably before the end of the week.

also note that sylvia, her comrade in whoredom, is goading her on to become a digital prostitute.
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Her attention whoring is completely off the charts. She was in Fishtank for two days during which she got into a food fight with Letty, showed her knockers, and said "nigger" a few times. After that she has made her entire personality "being Betty from Fishtank who showed her tits to thousands of strangers", probably because she is attention-starved and Fishtank and her body are the only things her "fans" are interested in. So she is going further and further to appease her orbiters to get that dopamine hit getting attention provides for her. I have no idea where her limits are (if there are any), but my personal guess is we will have her on OF showing all her stuff before the end of this month.
Sam & co probably recognized that she is too much of a loose cannon and it was not entirely clear how far she was willing to escalate things for attention. Taking that into consideration it makes perfect sense because she could have completely derailed the show had the production not intervened.
 
I hope Jet is seeing the shit Betty is posting. I hope he sees it and understands that Sam was right and prevented further disaster from happening when he wouldn't let Betty come back to the tank.

I really hope Jet archived that tweet where Betty says she wasn't coerced into showing off her tits because she seems like the type of person who would later cry about it once she's done posting nudes and no longer getting simp attention.
 
Sorry I did archive that tweet before she deleted it but I remember her vagueposting about why she's not able to come back and saying Jet has no problem with him but it's Sam that has something against her.
+more vagueposting about the basement.

The pisswarlock is the most normal girl on earth compared to Betty.

She should hook up with Letty's ex, they would make a great team.
 
I don't believe him. He's boring and stupid and will never be an entertainer at this rate.
I'm willing to believe it just because it makes his arc more whole lol. I bet the producers knew the lie wouldn't work also, it makes it make even more sense that Jet wanted Sam to run the bit because Vance would be his toady and overact whatever dumb thing Sam said to do even if it was a blatant gaslight to distract him from the challenge. If Jet had said it Vance might have nutted up on him.

The dream version of Vance hears Sam say his girlfriend is trying to cancel the show and goes, "nigga that's cap, my girl knows what's up, geddafuckouttahere" backhands him and goes back to cleaning the house like Letty did when Jon threw the chunked Bible at her. And then during the menace challenge when Sam made his appearance Vance could have just menaced Sam and broken Sam's glasses too. That's the metagaming woulda-shoulda way that Vance could have beaten Letty.
 
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jon just joined an IG livestream with josie, and during it he gave his fucking phone number to a gas station attendant claiming "it's 4 years outdated"

not outdated enough to not dox his entire family though.
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
JON! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GIVE AWAY YOUR PHONE NUMBER ON STREAM! JON! JON!!! EVEN IF IT'S OUTDATED PEOPLE CAN STILL DOX YOU! JON! YOU GIANT SPED!
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(I know I'm late but I needed to get this out of my head, Jonbros it's over)
 
I literally had no idea that this even happened until a couple days ago. Sucks I missed out on the streams. Had multiple revelations when watching some clip highlights though. I didn't Sam was behind Fishtank, Didn't know Airsoft Fatty and Brandon Buckingham were there and still don't know why they were there. I also didn't know that Frank Hassle was the guy with the horrible 9/11 tattoo on his back, just thought it was a random guy. I'll make sure to mark my calendar for season 2 next time.
 
Sam & co probably recognized that she is too much of a loose cannon and it was not entirely clear how far she was willing to escalate things for attention. Taking that into consideration it makes perfect sense because she could have completely derailed the show had the production not intervened.
It doesn't really seem like Jet had much of a problem with her, but Sam was definitely put off by her a lot. He's a bit of a connoisseur of crazy chicks so I wouldn't be surprised if he picked up on her having a type of craziness he thought would be bad for the show.


But also, after his speech at the end and seeing how he really let his inner theater fag out for this project I think he might have had Betty in mind when he was talking about the scalpel vs machete approach. It seemed to me at the time and even more so now that he was annoyed with Betty for not picking up on what he wanted from her and she suffered in comparison to Letty who did a good at picking up from Sam how he wanted her to play something.


For those who missed the stream, Letty actually knew they were doing a bit with the nobody wins ending, although she didn't know the specifics, they told her to hang back and not step on the bit. All she did was that stand in the back looking despondent and asking if she could get her fish bucks, and it worked so well with Sam saying Letty gets paid, Josie gets nothing, transitioning to the Wonka ending. It was in character and subtle.


Someone like Betty might not have been able to resist the opportunity to the chew the scenery and make the scene about herself even though she'd been instructed to do otherwise.
 
It doesn't really seem like Jet had much of a problem with her, but Sam was definitely put off by her a lot. He's a bit of a connoisseur of crazy chicks so I wouldn't be surprised if he picked up on her having a type of craziness he thought would be bad for the show.


But also, after his speech at the end and seeing how he really let his inner theater fag out for this project I think he might have had Betty in mind when he was talking about the scalpel vs machete approach. It seemed to me at the time and even more so now that he was annoyed with Betty for not picking up on what he wanted from her and she suffered in comparison to Letty who did a good at picking up from Sam how he wanted her to play something.


For those who missed the stream, Letty actually knew they were doing a bit with the nobody wins ending, although she didn't know the specifics, they told her to hang back and not step on the bit. All she did was that stand in the back looking despondent and asking if she could get her fish bucks, and it worked so well with Sam saying Letty gets paid, Josie gets nothing, transitioning to the Wonka ending. It was in character and subtle.


Someone like Betty might not have been able to resist the opportunity to the chew the scenery and make the scene about herself even though she'd been instructed to do otherwise.
Letty had me fooled, she did a great job. Retreating into the piss closet, seeming unsure if she was getting her fishbucks, dipping into b4 away from the action until Jet told her to scram. I think hindsight will be quite kind to Letty versus the other fish if people are still going back to watch Fishtank over the years.

On that note, I do think it is highly rewatchable but the way to watch it will block out casual viewers. It's a lot of work to put together an edit that covers everything going on and there's often helpful/necessary context hours or days apart from the moment. It'd be amazing if someone set up a way to watch it locally in a Fishtank.live sort of experience.
 
But also, after his speech at the end and seeing how he really let his inner theater fag out for this project I think he might have had Betty in mind when he was talking about the scalpel vs machete approach. It seemed to me at the time and even more so now that he was annoyed with Betty for not picking up on what he wanted from her and she suffered in comparison to Letty who did a good at picking up from Sam how he wanted her to play something.
Betty definitely didn't go about it in a subtle way. During the evening she was kicked out, others even made fun of her of how unsubtle she was being. Usually there needs to be a catalyst for somebody to act in a certain way, but at one point, out of the blue, she randomly just started walking around the living room, pulling filling out of a plushie. Everybody noticed instantly how fake and try-hard it was and pretty much just laughed behind her back.
 
My Jon bot is growing stronger. I'm currently testing him in a group chat with the Josie bot.

Jon shifts excitedly in his seat, hardly able to contain himself as he shares his newfound "knowledge".

"See, women have evowved to manipuwate men fow theiw own gain. Evewything dey do is cawcuwated to get what dey want - money, stowong genes, emotions!" His voice rises in pitch and volume, as he's fond of doing.

"You can't bewieve any compwiment ow good deed at face vawue. Dey onwy say nice fings to get you attached so dey can use you watah!" Jon pulls out a dog-eared section of the book to read aloud, practically shouting in his enthusiasm.

"'Nevew accept a woman's sewf-assessment of hew degree of intewest in you.
Women fundamentawwy lack the abiwity to be honest with demsewves in mattews of attraction…' Dis is why you shouwd nevah give women compwiments ow do favors fow them unwess dey eawn it, Josie!"

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Here's the bot card (don't save the thumbnail):
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Oh, thanks. That explains everything. But I have one follow up question. What the fuck is letterboxd?
Look at the picture again. It's an open tab for something called Rate Your Music. Idk what the fuck that, or letterboxed, is either but if you wanna look it up that's what RYM stands for.
 
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