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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
sam and jet are trying to get KingCobraJFS for season 2
cobes says he will do it if they pay him in beer and cigarettes


It seems like a lot of the time Letty talks it's like she's trying not to move her mouth. I could hear it even on FIshtank, but being able to see in HD makes it more obvious. I think it's real cool how Letty talked one day about identifying with Baba Yaga in the stories she was read as a child. In Fishtank she really had the opportunity to play into that. Maybe that is obvious, but since the show ended I've been thinking about the time she told the story about that and Sam is echoing in my ears "playing chicken with the truth." Maybe her talking about the Baba Yaga stories was her way of telling us she was playing the villain and enjoying it.

I hope Josie and Letty manage to do something cool with their 15 minutes of fame or whatever. I think they could do alright with streaming. Letty is pretty funny and a bit brighter than midwit so she could probably pull off a comedy/culture type of podcast/stream.

I think Josie's best bet would be to stream art, drawing, painting and shill her store/commissions/appearances. It would be pretty hilarious if she could find a way to work with some plushie manufacturer and design her own line of plushies.

I don't care about Vance. I think it's pretty sad (and in character for Vance) to think 3rd place is awesome and try swinging that into some type of online presence. If he were smarter, he would add Fishtank and WP2 to his resume and try to get into some shitty acting spots. Maybe like doing advertisements or small roles in independent projects.
 
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sam and jet are trying to get KingCobraJFS for season 2
cobes says he will do it if they pay him in beer and cigarettes
never going to happen. Cobes won't fly, and he would never be able to survive in that house for more than 5 minutes with TTS on.
 
So much stuff has happened that most people have probably even forgotten about it (it was years ago, bro), but to this day I still have no idea if ASF completely losing it at TTS and calling it an ancient ghost named Steve was an act or not. On one hand, it came and went so suddenly, it seems totally like something producers would tell him to do and then just dropped because they didn't have a plan for it. On the other hand, fatty got increasingly unhinged in his first days and I think it was the day producers gave him his weed vape back, so he mellowed (using this word very loosely here) out quite a bit and didn't have as many meltdowns after that. I guess we'll never find out because even if it was real, fatty will deny it and tell it was all part of some bigger plan.
Quoting myself here; apparently was completely Chris' own idea and informed producers before doing it. Respect where it's due because watching it live, I legitimately thought he had gone nuts (acute weed withdrawal or something) because he seemed so unhinged and loud, him finally snapping made total sense at the time due to multiple meltdowns he'd had in the days before.
 
Quoting myself here; apparently was completely Chris' own idea and informed producers before doing it. Respect where it's due because watching it live, I legitimately thought he had gone nuts (acute weed withdrawal or something) because he seemed so unhinged and loud, him finally snapping made total sense at the time due to multiple meltdowns he'd had in the days before.
They actually got into this during the Perfect Clips stream yesterday - Chris had told the producers that he planned to start the day talking about Steve and gradually say Steve was taking him over and then do a whole crazy possession bit (that would have been blatantly fake because he's not a good actor). He even told Ben this in the confessional so some people saw it coming. But right around when he and Betty started disassembling the sofa as part of Chris's planned "possession" bit he put one of the couch pieces on top of his bag and went berserk ahead of schedule. So after when Vance found him in the laundry room blaming it all on Steve, Chris was just trying to pretend it had been the bit and he hadn't actually gone nuts.

I'll even give Chris an overarching theme, now that I think of it- Chris will do bits, get way too into it, and fall for his own bit.
 
Quoting myself here; apparently was completely Chris' own idea and informed producers before doing it. Respect where it's due because watching it live, I legitimately thought he had gone nuts (acute weed withdrawal or something) because he seemed so unhinged and loud, him finally snapping made total sense at the time due to multiple meltdowns he'd had in the days before.
It was sort of believable until he started talking about how Steve was a gay guy in the Civil War or whatever retarded backstory he made up.
 
There's this tard on the biggest Fishtank discord, Grizz#5121, who said he stopped by the Fishtank house in the middle of a road trip and talked to Jet on the porch. I didn't want to share any of the dumb crap he talked back when he first told everyone what he had done, because it was all retarded and unfunny, but there was a funny nugget at the end, I guess. Basically he warned Jet in advance that he was coming and then sent in a TTS saying when he was 30 minutes out, Jet and the state trooper they had outside the house met him at the porch and told him to fuck off.
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Anyway, this was the thing that he found out that I thought was funny:
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What? I'm going to be honest, my takeaway from the non-answer was that the actual answer is probably that the show was profitable, probably by a lot.
Sam is historically very private about his finances. Harley did an interview with Turkey Tom about the idubbbz drama where he stated that Sam made more than Hasan, which is known from Twitch leaks to be ~200k a month. Harley is also a retard jew liar who thinks he can ride idubbbz dick back to being relevant, so take that with a grain of salt. Personally I find it unlikely that Sam makes more than that, but IIRC he stated he made ~1m from his NFT project which is about the only financial disclosure I am aware he has ever made. There's no way to know how much he made on AS or makes on Gumroad and how he pays Nick and the rest of his employees.

Point is, it's really difficult to read into it one way or another. Sam is also pretty open with the fact that he wants to make money, so I kinda doubt he would continue with a Season 2 if it wasn't worth his time, or he didn't think it had the potential to make a lot of money in the future.
 
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Pillow review, as requested.
It's definitely not the *exact* same as on the show, it has "fishtank" in red on the back where I think the show ones had fish on both sides. It's also a little bigger in size and the pillow is bit understuffed in comparsion to the type of overstuffed little pillow they had on the show. The case is pretty baggy, I guess if I cared a lot I could probably just replace the pillow inside with a nicer one that fits better and it would improve the whole product for me. The print quality is okayish, you can kinda see in the photo around the head that it's a little smeary around the edges.

I also ordered the poster but I don't think it shipped yet.

I remember right after the fake elimination, during the walking challenge, I had ordered these already and I wasn't feeling confident that I would like having these in my house based on the ending I thought was coming, so I'm glad it ended well.
 
Even watching the clips, it was primo entertainment. The best part about this is that you can't make this up.

Hope Sam learned from his mistakes on this one and sets up a much more air-tight one in December.
 
Sam is historically very private about his finances. Harley did an interview with Turkey Tom about the idubbbz drama where he stated that Sam made more than Hasan, which is known from Twitch leaks to be ~200k a month. Harley is also a retard jew liar who thinks he can ride idubbbz dick back to being relevant, so take that with a grain of salt. Personally I find it unlikely that Sam makes more than that, but IIRC he stated he made ~1m from his NFT project which is about the only financial disclosure I am aware he has ever made. There's no way to know how much he made on AS or makes on Gumroad and how he pays Nick and the rest of his employees.

Point is, it's really difficult to read into it one way or another. Sam is also pretty open with the fact that he wants to make money, so I kinda doubt he would continue with a Season 2 if it wasn't worth his time, or he didn't think it had the potential to make a lot of money in the future.
If I recall correctly, Sam was shilling ETH when it was like $5 and is likely very loaded because of getting relatively early into crypto. It makes sense to be secretive about it if he's crypto-rich because no way he wants to willingly pay taxes on those gains. The dude is actually very savy and is not going to flaunt his riches around just to get slammed by the IRS.
 
I hope Letty isn't traveling alone. I'm not so much worried about her rabid fans as I am her batshit insane ex. I'm sure he's unhappy that she not only won money but also has a ton of fans after his smear campaign against her more or less flopped. I don't keep up with her social media, but it seems like she's not exactly hiding where she is. She really needs to be more careful.
 
If they paid out beads, wampum and fire-water to Josie, would she have even noticed? :thinking:
No, the longer I watch her, more certain I have become her brain is simply a hamster running in a wheel and the Mexican hat dance SFX playing on repeat. Of the OG cast, probably only Jon was more legitimately retarded than her (but for very different reasons).
 
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I hope Letty isn't traveling alone. I'm not so much worried about her rabid fans as I am her batshit insane ex. I'm sure he's unhappy that she not only won money but also has a ton of fans after his smear campaign against her more or less flopped. I don't keep up with her social media, but it seems like she's not exactly hiding where she is. She really needs to be more careful.
Her ex would come into the /tv/ thread and dump super personal photos of them together and also her nudes which I believe is technically revenge pornography and very illegal.
 
Her ex would come into the /tv/ thread and dump super personal photos of them together and also her nudes which I believe is technically revenge pornography and very illegal.
I'm sure if KF wasn't down he would have made an account here and shat on her too. He's a legit crazy person that is openly stalking his ex and posting about her to any and everyone who will listen.
 
No, the longer I watch her, more certain I have become her brain is simply a hamster running in a wheel and the Mexican hat dance SFX playing on repeat. Of the OG cast, probably only Jon was more legitimately retarded than her (but for very different reasons).
I don't understand why anyone thinks that.


 
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