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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Letty probably hates Dr. Disrespect now.

Edit: aha, oh well, she won some good fishbucks too. What drama.

"Time comes for us all, Christopher."
Oh Sam! <3
Sam really saved the end. Viewer morale was low with all of the bullshit challenges and blatant rigging leading up to the final day. Josie was supposedly not at all in on it, Letty was told something would be happening and to roll with whatever it was, she did great.
 
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Sam really saved the end. Viewer morale was low with all of the bullshit challenges and blatant rigging leading up to the final day. Josie was supposedly not at all in on it, Letty was told something would be happening and to roll with whatever it was, she did great.
I mean, seeing how they so beautifully recreated the scene from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, with Josie offering "Queso" for Sam to sell, she had to have been in on it. Chris too, with the whole raging over the rules and the contract.

Either way, a great end. Sam is truly proud over his protégé, Jet.

It'd have been really spicy if Letty's passport had gotten destroyed though. Why the fuck did she just have it laying around there? Seems like another scripted event.
 
I mean, seeing how they so beautifully recreated the scene from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, with Josie offering "Queso" for Sam to sell, she had to have been in on it. Chris too, with the whole raging over the rules and the contract.

Either way, a great end. Sam is truly proud over his protégé, Jet.

It'd have been really spicy if Letty's passport had gotten destroyed though. Why the fuck did she just have it laying around there? Seems like another scripted event.
Jet got Josie into B4 and told her maybe offering Queso would help calm him down, here's my edit (tor) showing the important perspectives that provided full context for the ending.

For the passport, Jon found Letty's backpack in the upstairs hallway bathroom and took it to the garage to sift through it. He found her passport and somewhat hid it before having his meltdown, he knew where it was because he put it there.
 
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It’s interesting to compare and contrast how the fish were on the show before knowing of their popularity to now. A lot of their original appeal is gone, which leads me to think that this is a decent case study as to how people interact before e-fame and during e-fame, even though the amount of fame they have is very limited. We got to see their genuine personalities and see how they changed over time when presented with minor celebrity status.

Vance went from being the pathetic guy we loved to hate for thinking he was a master manipulator to being a pretty boring streamer who thinks his one dimensional personality will gain him an audience. I genuinely miss the days where we could all point and laugh at how he was allying himself with a chigger and having a rules for thee but not for me attitude when it came to morally controversial actions on the show.

Jon is probably one of the most interesting cases of warped personality due to fame perception because we got to see how three weeks worth of social media celebrity status affected him before he came back on the show. He went from being lovable retard who tried to see the best in everyone and only insulted those who insulted him (Damiel) to becoming an unhinged person who sided with anyone over Letty after his return. Seeing the contrast from the first two weeks when he was actively talking and creating a friendship with her to his absolute hatred for her in the last two weeks shows how e-fame can get to an autist’s head. Hope he changes for the better.

Josie has probably been the least affected, but that’s simply because she had the least pronounced personality on the show and largely kept to herself. It’s hard to see how much she’s changed when she didn’t show her personality on the show much to begin with. It still doesn’t get old seeing theman donate a couple hundred dollars to her every stream though.

Letty went from being a central figure on the show who could take massive amounts of abuse to just a regular girl streamer. It’s not surprising either since she was largely involved in discord before the show, and like most discord girls she has the shallow e-girl personality down. Although the abuse endurance only showed because FT was a show designed to push contestants to their limits, and I highly doubt we’ll see anything on that level during her lukewarm streaming career. Sucks we’ll probably never see that resilience again. Although I will say her involvement in some of Sam’s skits could be interesting. She has potential, but she’s probably too lazy to pull anything off on her own.

Sylvia is handling her fame about as well as I expected. If the hog didn’t want to be made fun of by people on the internet she shouldn’t of gone on a show made by Sam Hyde, somebody she knew about beforehand. It’s a bit tricky to analyze her during the show because she was just a basic preachy hog who didn’t do anything interesting or risky unless prompted by someone else. Glad she’s finally learning that actions have consequences. Maybe don’t be a whore on the internet next time.

Mauro is largely the same as Sylvia. I remember on the show that he got in a huge fight with Jon after the baby shaking incident and talked a big game. It always seemed like he wanted to get the last word in but could never handle actual real conflict that wasn’t with a retard, see the Hassle arc of the show when he pussied out right after Frank arrived. This translates into him having endless fights with people on Twitter who even somewhat make fun of him. Fame did not do either of the hogs well, and they’ll serve as a great reminder to not leave dirty laundry on the internet or care too deeply about people’s opinions.

Damiel was a chigger and still is a chigger. I hope to god he doesn’t return for season 2.

Simmons dropped off of social media besides a few “good mornings” he posts occasionally. I think I saw somewhere that he made merch, but it could be fake. Looking back I do feel kind of bad that he got kicked off the way he did as he was largely harmless on the show and provided a ton of luls. Jon X Simmons was kino, he pissed Damiel off with his harmonica, and he always did shitty improv (don’t forget troon Simmons) Also his departure was arguably the first big disaster for the show in regards to entertainment.
 
From this thread that I found:

During his stay in the Fishtank, Chris:
  • Walked around naked for a couple days
  • Pissed all over his bed while 3 people were sitting on it
  • Threw a piss covered blanket at Letty
  • Threatened Letty with physical violence multiple times
  • Screamed that Letty and Vance should kill themselves
  • Has made endless sexual "jokes" directed towards Letty
  • Spat on Letty
  • Talk about porn all the time
  • Talked about his undergut rash
He really let Letty have it, huh?

In the linked thread they also claim that Chris apparently admitted to not wiping himself after taking a shit, just letting his fecal matter fester between the crevices of his buttocks. He ultimately deals with it when he showers. Is this true?

And the hooker denied Chris her services because he apparently smelled like shit.

What the fuck, Airsoftfatty. I'm actually disappointed.

Edit:

Airsoftfatty seems like a true lolcow candidate. His life is interesting, sad and disturbing. I wonder what it would take for him to change his life completely? Would he even be able to?

Seems to me that he badly needs a job. Preferably one where he doesn't interact much with coworkers and gets to move around some. A job at a warehouse that doesn't demand much physical prowess seems like it'd fit him quite well.
 
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From this thread that I found:

During his stay in the Fishtank, Chris:
  • Walked around naked for a couple days
  • Pissed all over his bed while 3 people were sitting on it
  • Threw a piss covered blanket at Letty
  • Threatened Letty with physical violence multiple times
  • Screamed that Letty and Vance should kill themselves
  • Has made endless sexual "jokes" directed towards Letty
  • Spat on Letty
  • Talk about porn all the time
  • Talked about his undergut rash
He really let Letty have it, huh?

In the linked thread they also claim that Chris apparently admitted to not wiping himself after taking a shit, just letting his fecal matter fester between the crevices of his buttocks. He ultimately deals with it when he showers. Is this true?

And the hooker denied Chris her services because he apparently smelled like shit.

What the fuck, Airsoftfatty. I'm actually disappointed.

Edit:

Airsoftfatty seems like a true lolcow candidate. His life is interesting, sad and disturbing. I wonder what it would take for him to change his life completely? Would he even be able to?

Seems to me that he badly needs a job. Preferably one where he doesn't interact much with coworkers and gets to move around some. A job at a warehouse that doesn't demand much physical prowess seems like it'd fit him quite well.
I don't remember the piss blanket part, iirc that was Vance grabbing the sheets that Frank peed on and trying to smother Frank with them.

Everyone talked crap about Letty being a piss witch and they forget that Vance did that shit, lmao.

But yeah it was pretty endless, especially if they were all chilling together he would interrupt her or talk over other people to get in lame lines about her feet or vaj. Every freeloader had been given the basic instruction to "make the fish uncomfortable" and they were free to interpret that in their own way. Still, even during the time Sam told Chris directly to fuck with everyone, not just Letty, Chris' attention kept snapping back to Letty and he would always say it was because he likes Vance and Josie too much to do anything to them.

At least here among us in this thread I think we all agree Vance deserved Chris screaming at him that time but I have no idea what Chris actually said before "all y'all can kill yourselves." It was like "and Vance go fuck yourself. ???? use the bathroom."

It wasn't a real hooker, it was an actress paid to play a hooker and told to come up with a reason to bail out of having sex, the reason being her choice, and what she said was that he had a shit stain on him. So we're to believe that she could have given any sort of reason but decided on shit stain.

You also left off, there was a challenge when he was taped to Letty and he decided he needed to shit with her attached- in the scale of the show this isn't actually the extreme thing because Letty herself hadn't had the freedom to use the bathroom in like six hours at that point, the extreme thing is that he told her she needed to wipe him and that he would just be unwiped if she didn't help. Obviously she didn't do it but he kept bringing it up afterwards and shit with her attached two more times.

Also he picked up his own diarrhea with his bare hand and showed it to the camera.


On a different topic, you brought up things being scripted.... not a lot was scripted. Usually it was just a case of handing someone a gun and waiting for them to shoot someone with it. I think from watching clips it's easy to get the feeling stuff is scripted because the context which set off the moment usually happened hours and hours prior in footage that isn't included with the clip.

edit: oh yeah, one other thing
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I wish I'd screenshot this before, I swear I did but when I went looking for it it was gone. But it was just Sylvia saying she can't get her OF off the internet.
Have her nudes even been posted here? I never read the earlier pages so I suppose they must have been but I never saw that in the post-camping, Tor days of the thread.
We all seem to get so much guff for shit 4chan does, lol.
 
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Have her nudes even been posted here? I never read the earlier pages so I suppose they must have been but I never saw that in the post-camping, Tor days of the thread.
We all seem to get so much guff for shit 4chan does, lol.
Someone found her leaked content and posted some of it here, what's funny about her nudes is that she's skinnier in the older ones
 
Cool reply.
Thanks for all the info!

I have to say, Letty is growing on me the more I see of her, and Chris very much is not. It's still a mystery how much of his behaviour is a result of his mission to torment the fish, but given his conduct on his own streams, it seems that he's actually authentic in his rather repulsive behaviour, as you guys have said.

A comment from this video sums up Sam's encouragement pretty nicely though:

"Chris is so emotionally fragile and horny, this is borderline evil."
 
During his stay in the Fishtank, Chris:
  • Walked around naked for a couple days
  • Pissed all over his bed while 3 people were sitting on it
  • Threw a piss covered blanket at Letty
  • Threatened Letty with physical violence multiple times
  • Screamed that Letty and Vance should kill themselves
  • Has made endless sexual "jokes" directed towards Letty
  • Spat on Letty
  • Talk about porn all the time
  • Talked about his undergut rash
He really let Letty have it, huh?
Around the time Sylvia left Fishtank transformed into the "Everyone vs Letty show" which got old really quick because she rarely ever reacted other then giggling. Even when Chris spat directly in her face she just walked away. It peaked the day Jon came back as a freeloader and they teamed up to just fuck with her all day ending with Jon attempting to ruin her passport.
 
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Thanks for all the info!

I have to say, Letty is growing on me the more I see of her, and Chris very much is not. It's still a mystery how much of his behaviour is a result of his mission to torment the fish, but given his conduct on his own streams, it seems that he's actually authentic in his rather repulsive behaviour, as you guys have said.

A comment from this video sums up Sam's encouragement pretty nicely though:

"Chris is so emotionally fragile and horny, this is borderline evil."
Yeah the psychology of all the freeloaders was a little strange, I'm happy to keep rambling about it... like Chris said at first after he charged Letty and spat on her that he was just doing it for the show but later apologized and admitted it wasn't, that he was just mad.

I think for someone like Chris, you can get him into a situation where he's instructed to do something that's not personal or serious and he'll wrap himself up in it and forget it's not real. It's like taking a dog for a ride in a car, he's enjoying himself but he understands nothing and you couldn't really say for sure what he thinks is happening. Like during the gang challenge he got really physical with everyone and you're left to wonder if he thought he was using that much force because he had to or if he really thought it was a normal amount of force. He's too simple minded for it to be possible to pick that apart.

The other freeloaders definitely got snarled around the same problem, so he's not really alone in it. I think Tai was the only one who was not playing a character ever, everyone else basically was to some degree. But Betty completely lapsed from having the job of bothering Letty to literally just hating Letty, it was pretty obvious from how she acted. And pretty much any time a freeloader spent a while picking on someone they'd go off later and reveal that they'd worked themselves into actually not liking that person. Ella did it with Sylvia, Mauro did with Vance, Tyson did it with Damiel. Maybe it's just hard to pretend to have a personal grudge without gradually developing one.



One of us?

Actually it sounds more like she stopped following Chris Chan because the topic moved here. But honestly despite this being Sylvia, I can see people from KF starting to watch her current stream format. She just watches Winston Cave videos and talks about lolcows.
Definitely Null's type...
 
Chris said at first after he charged Letty and spat on her that he was just doing it for the show but later apologized and admitted it wasn't, that he was just mad.
Chris' pattern was sperging out and then apologizing 20 minutes later. EVERY SINGLE DAY. Just think 20 minutes into the future you tard.

As far as Sylvia's nudes being leaked, I wish they hadn't. Even the skinny ones disgust me.
 
Fishtank definitely wasn't scripted. Not even Sam or Jet knew what would happen. Anyone who warched live could clearly see there wasn't a plan.
If there was a script it would have looked like the classic meme:
1. Get fish in tank
2. ??????
3. Profit

Sam walked into the house and improvised everything, usually oblivious to the previous events of the day. That was especially obvious during the first week because Sam would negate or change plans on the fly leaving everyone confused. I don't tnink anything was planned out longer than a day in advance and the crew was running around constantly trying to adjust. They said the camp challenge was done as an emergency save because the plumbing was bad, which means the crew had to source enough astro turf in just a couple of hours.

I don't think there was a single immunity challenge where the results actually made any difference. 75% of the challenges changed prizes by the end, if they even had one at all. For example what was supposed to be a high stakes immunity challenge turned into a fish bucks challenge and by the time it was over there wasn't a prize or even a clear winner.

Sometimes the sharks would pull a fish into the basement to give them secret tasks but it wasn't preplanned and almost always fell flat. The gumball machine was a cool idea that ultimately didn't have any affect on the show. The only time they had a clear plan was at the very end when they brought out the giant checks for Josie and Letty.

I really enjoyed the show and it was well done, all things considered, but I will be disappointed if season 2 doesn't have more meaningful, planned out challenges and reason for the fish to be strategic.
 
Josie updates
Peak viewers: 594
Hovered around 570 for first hour then slowly declined to ~380.

Notable weirdos
All Seeing Knap - Donated $522
M0M0M0M0M
Queso4Life - Insane anon gifted membership
HooterHotToes aka Tony from Hack The Movies
AutisticMMAGuy

Letty Wizardluvv - Letty donating CA$6.58 "Im an aging foreignerchud" Referencing an NPC in the game
  • Streamed on July 12, a Wednesday. She thought it was a Tuesday.
  • Lots of stimming. Enjoys Yakuza 0 and goes long until food arrives.
  • New PC
  • Can't interact with superchat window and play at the same time since the game is in fullscreen mode
  • The camera issues she had on Letty's stream have to do with her El Gato HD camera,
    • She swapped out to her old webcam for the stream
  • Not bringing Josie merch to Game On Expo but says it's almost ready. She doesn't think people at Game On Expo would buy it.
    • Thoughts - If she doesn't bring any Josie merch, she's a moron. She invited Josiecels to go see her there a few times
  • Mentions having 3 streams planned "this week" but it ended up being her only stream. Silent on social media.
    • Thoughts - Repeatedly doing this is going to hurt her. She's catering to the crazies and that's who will put up with it. People like All Seeing Knap except he's not actually rich so it isn't worth it, he's merely insane. Considering it's her only real income right now, she needs to sort herself out.
      She prefers doing edited videos but isn't going to make much off of them and has yet to set up a Patreon or some other 3rd party income stream so as not to rely on monetization.
  • Queso4life, a deranged anon, was gifted membership. He is somewhat aware his obsession is unhealthy
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  • New lip piercings since she kept chewing on her old ones
  • She credits the AX video being good to GucciManga, someone who has made edits of her on Twitter since Fishtank
She's never announced her simp wishlist, but the logo popped up for a few frames when switching scenes in Streamlabs, implying it's integrated.
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Jet used Sam and Nick's Perfect Clips channel to comment on her AX video.
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She thanked everyone for the AX video performance and subscription boost.
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11 minutes into Sylvia's stream, she said Josie ghosted her in LA.
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Today she did a video with Tony from Hack The Movies, it'll be paywalled on his Patreon before presumably going on Youtube. Tony is a massive (see: fat) loser and Josie is bigger than he is in all but girth, their interests don't overlap so this is actually a lame Josiecel crossover where he uses his "clout" to interact with the girl he's infatuated with. I hope she got paid because "exposure" is nonexistent, she's boosting him if anything.
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At least we now know who HooterHotToes is because Tony slipped up with his fat fingers. Unfortunately for him, he's obese and was too slow to delete.
Tony has been using this persona as an anon and stealing content from 4chan fishtank threads to tweet out with #josiegang, among other pathetic tweets. I think I recall an anon asking his age in the thread and he claimed to be 19.
He is the stereotypical Josiecel, through and through. Especially fat.
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Vance Secret Stream Review 7/16
$600-700? Possibly $750? Even without Bombs, it was better than I expected.
Bombs dropped a $500, Dylan Adams made a return which kicked off a spree of fakes in superchats.
  • Better on the whole than last time, the lore is now that Vance is an agent of China because Rainier is owned by China. Bombs asked him to blink twice if he's being forced to be Chinese and he did, which was funny.
  • Vance looked up how to say "Let's go" in chinese and screamed it.
  • Tyson and Sylvia were watching, Tyson said in vague terms that he was listening while at work in the pines. Vance complained that flights to China cost $3000, so Tyson donated a dollar.
  • Vance tried to call Simmons again, chat suggested the reason why Simmons doesn't pick up is because Instagram shows you a video preview of the caller and Simmons doesn't recognize him without his clown puff. He got up, made taping sounds, then came back and said whatever he was trying to do wouldn't work and he'll try it later.
  • The stream ended abruptly and is now private, I noticed the reason why, but I'm not pointlessly vindictive so I won't say, and I don't think any of you guys were watching it so you'll never know why. And if Vance ever reads the thread (that's not happening, lol) keep that in mind before joining #DropKiwiFarms, or whatever.
On the whole, very entertaining compared to the times when there was streaming trouble or when he let bombs or his GF defuse the bit. It's better to have conflict than to just slap the conflict down, and even though Bombs was honestly cringe tonight insisting that Vance deprogram immediately and return to status quo, he did a good job brushing her off and continuing the bit. When she put in the $500 he said he would do it in Chinese and she was like "No!!! I want it in American!!!" and he completely brushed her off because fuck off, it's funnier to do it in Chinese.

I don't know where he finds these retards who support his Fishtank mentality of "never be the nail"/"no, but" but either he's gotta learn (which he seemed to today, somewhat) or they've gotta knock it off.

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Fishtank definitely wasn't scripted. Not even Sam or Jet knew what would happen. Anyone who warched live could clearly see there wasn't a plan.
If there was a script it would have looked like the classic meme:
1. Get fish in tank
2. ??????
3. Profit
The only thing actually scripted in Fishtank that I am aware of was the Willy Wonka ending where Sam was reciting lines from the movie. The rest wasn't. You could maybe argue taking people into the basement and encouraging them to do certain things (Jet telling Letty to ruin Jon's bible when she really didn't want to ) is a kind of scripting but eh.
 
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Damiel streaming from the shower again...



I wasn't ready for audio, and you're free to not believe me, but the music playing here is Only Time, by Enya.

Unlike the last... four times I stupidly clicked the stream he actually said stuff this time other than whatever band lyrics whatever drug nig nig nig stuff.

Said Jon could beat him in pushups because he does drugs and drinks and isn't about working out and doesn't care because he gets hella bitches.
Said he's going to Flagstaff this weekend and has lived in AZ for four years
When someone said he looked like Sylvia when he had soap all over his face he said something nice about her I didn't catch, like that he would be okay with that
When he was nude someone told him to jump so his dick would be in frame, and he said he won't because he's twisted his ankle over and over doing layups due to being uncoordinated.
He gave someone his email and said it really fast but it was something stupid as fuck and like three words long like expeditiouslygarbage2934 or whatever.
Said he's going to collab with Taxcin again soon
 
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