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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
People on social media seem to have found this sooner, but I'm only just seeing it


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Now - to maybe balance this - I don't think Simmons should never work again and I don't think Fishtank happened to "cancel him" from working anywhere in particular, just that a guy who can't be trusted around kids can't be trusted around unconscious women. Lord knows, actors have never turned away a pedophile before. But if we're measuring out a footrace of "post-tank success" this Chime spot leaves the bottom of the rankings like

Betty
Simmons
Mauro
Ella (because Mauro got a menial job)

And I'm not ok with Simmons being so not on the bottom.



Meanwhile the Alex Stein hot dog saga has developments:
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Catching up on Josie. I'll have to figure out how much she's made on her 2 streams, later. She's not hurting, though.
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Peak viewers: At least 450. She removed the view counter from the video and I didn't track it live.
Avg viewers: Low 400s

Notable weirdos
All Seeing Knap
Luke
HooterHotToes aka Tony
DewkyShewt

Vance dropped by in prestream chat and continued his China bit

Soju



Vir Jon superchat


Knee guards superchat + reiterated sports josielore


Weird superchat requesting she says "You are a scumbag and you should be ashamed of yourself"
  • Shinji Ikkari $5 - "How bad was Chris?... Be Honest"
    • "Chris.. uh.. he has his ups and downs. Sometimes he's a pleasure to be around and sometimes you wanna press Q, you wanna press Q.. grab the chair.. and uh throw it at him. But uh... when you don't feel like pressing Q he's really cool and funny. So he's very much on and off, you see?"
    • "Q" is a reference to the game controls
  • She missed that blue fidget cube and got a new one
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  • All Seeing Knap $20 - "Speaking of Fishtank, how the hell did you last so long doing the chair challenge? That was the most ass-clenching thing I've ever had the disservice of watching"
    • "You know what, I'm gonna be- I have no i-fucking-dea. I never work out, I never do physical activities much. I don't know what the fuck happened there. Usually I can't lift much, somehow I lifted that chair and walked for that long, I have no idea how the fuck that happened.
      Is it like a.. was it an adrenaline rush? I don't know. There was some sort of power... some sort of god keeping over me... cuz there ain't no way I could walk for that long. I've never walked for that long before. I honestly have no idea how that happened, it was very supernatural. Supernatural thing. Supernatural. Ghost. Ghostly. Ghostly... poltergeist. It definitely wasn't of God. It was definitely... what's another synonym for ghosts? Apparitions... stuff like that, you know.
  • Pregamed stream with soju (clipped)
    • She has shared she gets nervous before the streams so not surprised
    • Towards the end she answers a superchat asking her to stream earlier. She considered doing it but got really nervous so "needed the extra hour to hype myself up" and says maybe when she gets more relaxed she will do earlier streams.
  • theman confirmed "long gone" by her
  • She was active in the chat for hours before the stream, something she seems to enjoy
    • She didn't acknowledge the name but did chat with someone called WINSTON STATUS with an avatar of Winston, possible boyfriend or ex-boyfriend. She's good at not feeding the trolls on that matter and he ended up joining in on casual chatter.

    • Ever since people noticed she'd see #josiegang posts on Twitter, some anons have been testing the waters
    • The dino art (pictured) was seen and enjoyed but not "liked." When asked about her preferred dino, she said "long neck one."
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      The artist created a new picture later hoping she'd "like" it instead. Josie acknowledged it in her private stream and joked she ate eggs that morning because of it.
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    • Vance stopped by
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    • People talked about theman, Josie's retired whale and how he needs to gift more memberships
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    • Native American jokes made
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    • Actual Scottaboo, of all things. Mentioned and confirmed on stream
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    • A reference to elf hunting, a running joke since Rhode Island
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  • Some superchats
    • eff_tee_el $5 - "wing stung state us?"
      • "Winston status?" Some insist on getting her to acknowledge him
      • She is tricked into reading it but doesn't trip. "I hate wasps!"
    • inyourwalls $5 - "I need a status so fking bad right now.If I don't get a status soon Im gonna fking freak out!Please dude, just one fking status! Dude Im begging u!"
      • Another Winston reference. She gives a silly "status report" and moves on.
    • eff_tee_el $5 - "josie do you know vir john. are you one? vir john."
      • "I haven't spoken to Jon in awhile... if that's the Jon you're referring to. I.. my name is not Jon."
    • silverstone €10 - "Hey Josie. Loving the stream!!!! Do you play soccer. I love to play but I hate the knee guards. Avoid knee guardsat all cost"(clipped)
      • She catches on, jokes about the troll attempt and answers the question. She doesn't like soccer or sports in general.
    • eff_tee_el $5 - "take it easy on the firewater pochahontas"
      • She takes a deep breath before showing she's drinking soda now and moves on
      • For her exclusive stream she made it a point not to drink alcohol so this + chat may have lingered in her mind
    • eff_tee_el $5 - "erm shoutout queso4life"
      • queso4life is an obsessed anon
      • I think she's aware and doesn't mind
    • Ted Haggard SEK 60 - "Could you look into the camera and say 'You are a scumbag and you should be ashamed of yourself' in a harsh accusatory tone."
      • She takes care to read this one to herself and says "I guess so.."
    • eff_tee_el $5 - "can you kiss the camera"
      • "I don't know about that one, that one seems a little much for me. But you can get this replacement sheep to do it for me."
      • She used a nearby sheep to kiss the cam instead
    • M F $5 - "Yo I know you said you don't watch a lot of shows unless eating, so what do ya do with all your new free time? Read? Stim? Dissasociate? let us kno"
      • "Well most of the time I watch a lot of tiktoks.. that's the only thing I watch when I'm not eating. I watch a lot of tiktoks and I'm on my computer and I am... constantly refreshing my emails and I spend a lot of time drawing or I am working on other stuff like printing things out, cleaning my room... or I'm just sleepin. Or I'm just simply sleepin. That's what I do!"
      • Chat didn't like the tiktok bit. "I'm a woman with a cell phone, so of course I'm on tiktok!"
    • All Seeing Knap $100 - "I know some of your fans are fans of RDR2 so I'm letting them know that I have a video coming out relatively soon where I have an interview with Rob Wiethoff that costed me like $100 and a professional artist doing the thumbnail, it's gonna be sweet af"
      • She's supportive and makes a note to watch it
      • All Seeing Knap in chat says he did $100 because someone said he was lowballing this stream.
        Josie says he doesn't have to prove himself to anyone and she'll see him next stream and wishes him well on his video.
  • Game On Expo merch won't have "Josie merch" since people aren't going to Game On Expo for Josie
    • Luke asked about it and has spent hundreds buying Throne wishlist items for her. Seems like he's gonna go.
    • She's working on an online store page to sell Josie merch
    • My guess - She planned to do this before Fishtank and doesn't want to overshadow her friend(s) who are also going and perhaps prefers people buy her usual stuff. I'm sure her friend(s) will have their OC for sale as well and it'd suck to get mogged by dumb Josie merch.
  • Quevo replacement from the wishlist is unboxed and accidentally cut with scissors
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  • Best Fishtank fidget toy unboxed. "This is all I ever wanted in life, ever since Frank broke the one I had I felt like something was missing and now I have it back and I'm so fucking happy cuz this was like my favorite fucking toy... It's so fuckin good to be back."
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  • New pink fidget spinner set. Includes the popping circles she likes
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  • Damnation merch hat arrived
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  • Her mom told her not to cut her hair. Mama Martinez > Josiecels. Real
  • allforthebit $100 - "can you pls mount the cam in the top left corner of the room because this head on shit aint working"
    • She said she's considered it but needs a good way to do it. I don't think she is thinking Fishtank perspective, just wants to move around, maybe do rhythm games or something
  • Gets stuck on first boss of Yakuza 0 and refuses easy mode. Long and boring, I backgrounded this segment but when she beat it I was genuinely surprised.
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  • shimaru $6 - "new josie video soon?"
    • "Erm I have no idea what to do for the next video... I'm kinda stuck at my house still, the whip is still under repairs."
    • It's too hot, she has no car, everything would overheat... "this place is hell!"
  • She really likes the karaoke rhythm game. When she slips up at all she gets upset and wants to retry
    • tfw u miss a beat
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  • At one point she enters an ingame store and says it's like the Japanese Don Quijote stores. She may be doing a nudge nudge wink winkto buy her some Donki gear in the future, though she doesn't have a way to send gifts aside from Throne.
    • "They have Don Quijote penguin slippers and I really want them."
      "I really want a Don Quijote shirt, too."
  • At the very end she interrupts herself and uses the monitor as a mirror, asking if chat notices one of her teeth is more forward.
    She didn't do a good job wearing her retainer after braces.
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Chill stream. No pregaming. Good vibes.
Grey lives don't matter.
No live view counter.

Notable weirdos (the full gang)
AutistcMMAGuy
Luke
Quandilotor
M0M0M0M0M
BAD IDEAS
Hooter Hot Toes aka Tony
AlexV2

Her members include all gifted memberships to date. At least a few hundred have been gifted; most will expire by default over the next week. Most viewers on this one likely didn't pay anything so I wonder if she timed this to encourage renewals.
She doesn't set the background music to loop so has to manually reset it each time.

  • Grimbles $10 - "How'd you convince your parents to let you go on FishTank? My parents would've shut me down instantly if I told them at 21 I'd be on a 24/7 reality show live stream"
    • She says it wasn't a big deal but doesn't really answer.
  • Madrad $10 - "Vance saying he was proud of you after the walking challenge was one of my favorite moments of the show. He really felt like the big brother of the fish."
    • "Yeah that was really nice. I was... I was like so scared after that but he's really nice and he made me very happy with what he said so... I very much appreciate him, he was very epic. I would like to talk to him more but I'm afraid of talking to people so I just leave comments on his streams. Maybe... we talk about things like uh.. playing rhythm games together, so I'm hoping it will happen.. eventually. I'm not sure- how do you talk to people? It's really difficult for me.
      Do I be like, "Hey! Hop on.. Hop on Fornite!" Would you do that?"
    • It's going to be up to Vance to do a crossover.
  • BAD IDEAS sent a chat saying Sam was right about the prize money seeming like a lot when it isn't and reminds her about taxes
    • Josie says she hasn't spent the Fishtank money since she's scared to mess up taxes and will wait until after paying them. She's spent some of her stream money and writes down everything she buys to be extra safe. She spoiled herself with a 3XL Bathing Ape hoodie
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    • "Ummm because the music in them was not music I really like anymore and I was like, 'I don't want people knowing I used to like that song!' So that's kinda why. And also they're ugly because they're really old and I don't draw like that anymore and I don't want people to see that I. Used. To. Make. Ugly. Drawings. I mean I still kinda am, I mean in a few years I'll look at these drawings and be like 'They're kinda ugly,' but it is what it is."
    • Included here since she did this very soon after leaving. Initial assumptions were hiding guro though only one deleted vid featured guro art.
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    • "Yeah I was really happy when I was in the Fishtank house when people were asking about my lanyard. I was like 'Whoa! People like it?' and I was slightly excited because like.. 'Yeah, I have a bunch of them back at home.' Maybe now I can finally get rid of them... so that's epic.
      I'm really glad, I kinda made them for myself like... I wasn't really considering if other people would want them when I made them.. I was like 'I really want that,' and I never made lanyards before so I got 'em made but the minimum order size was- you had to order 50 of them. And I was like, 'I guess so...' so that's how the lanyards came about."
    • During the stream she showed a bag of the lanyards and said she'll sell them on her merch site later.
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    • "A lot of the clothes I brought on Fishtank were some of my favorite clothes so I wouldn't sell them. And half of them disappeared somehow... somehow.. I don't know what the fuck happened to them. Because on Fishtank I'd keep all of my dirty clothes in this box and I'd keep it in my closet... and I would wait until I wanted to fucking wash them. That was like my laundry basket that I kept in the closet, and when I got sent to- when we were trapped in Bedroom 2, I remember I left that dirty laundry basket in that closet and once we got out, I went to look in the closet when I was packing my stuff and the box was gone. The- my box of dirty laundry was gone!
      And I was like where- my epic pants that were detachable were in there. All of my striped shirts were in there. Now I now longer have my striped shirts or my cool pants... I'm pretty sure they got thrown away. But... I was a little sad about that.
      So I can't sell them on ebay because they're in the trash now. They're in the trash now."

    • They were accidentally thrown away. Ben put some of Josie's stuff in a big black trashbag and set it where he would later set her personal bags. This bag was confused for trash and left in B1 until the cameras went off. Josie asked Tax about the dirty laundry but he didn't know about it.
      It seems she would have been able to keep the weighted blanket as well since Ben set it with her stuff.



    • Why is this guy, her whale, asking about buying her Fishtank clothes nearly 2 months after the show ended???
      • All Seeing Knap has outdone AutisticMMAguy on the creep scale

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    • This guy has mentioned living in Phoenix and hinted at showing Josie stuff in person before. Previously she said it's too hot to go anywhere so she'll likely never see him, this time she softly declined. He probably didn't take the hint.
    • Josie says her mom helps stay on top of finances
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    • "Great stream so far but quick question, who is winston? You had a bracelet with that name on in your earlier vids but in none of your recent ones. I love deep lore so i'm just curious. Keep up the great work btw!"
    • A more subtle attempt at "Winston status?" that was ignored.
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    • She doesn't know DSP
  • AlexG1020 CA$5 - "Did you see the AI Josie video of you advocating for the 2nd Amendment? It's craaaazy! Tally ho lads"
    • She's unaware but says if the 2nd Amendment is "the gun one" then she'd probably say whatever it is anyway.

  • AutisticMMAGuy $5 - "never seen a single second of mlp but i do remember bullying the bronies and the rotc kids who wanted to kill me in highschool. Side note, since you love fighting you could check out a vid called Pride never die highlight reel. I think you'll like it!"
    • "You know, what's up with rotc kids and liking My Little Pony? There's a weird correlation there and I don't think it's talked about enough."
    • She writes a note to watch the highlight reel
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    • "That's true! That is very true. I mean at least starting out, it helped me. I don't - I wouldn't say it's good to do it every time, especially if you stream a lot. It might lead into an alcohol addiction, so maybe it's not the best advice. But it's what works for meeee so...."
  • AnimalCrossingIcecream $10 - "Josie don't meet up with any of your fans irl and always keep that thang on you just in case."
    • "I mean that's probably true. I've met a few of them actually and they all seem nice but I dunno about meeting them 1 on 1. Usually we're at a... it was at the convention or something in a large group. 1 on 1 might be a little dangerous.
      But the ones I've met so far, they were all epic, they were all nice."
  • Official Josie Merch ™️arrived. "Peep it"
    • 15 shirts of each size
    • Includes Josie sneeze (really)
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  • She mentions the "long neck dinosaur art" and appreciated it
  • A donation said it's good that she's not cutting her hair. She says she used to have short hair a lot because her dad insisted that she kept it cut else she'd look poor. Ironic poor people logic
    • There are old pics and some of her old art which features her with short hair.
  • TheVodoDoll $100 - "there is something in your closet"
    • Josie says the $100 is crazy and questions if there's something in her closet, as well as sharing closet lore
    • Turns out, there is something in her closet. A spooky doll. The bit seems like something she'd do in Fishtank with TTS
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  • chat asks about her new hamster, Fishnchip. Fishnchip pisses on her
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  • Sharing how she makes some pre-Fishtank merch, she jokes about guro art. This could be the first direct reference she's made to her guro art on camera
    • Her convention merch is catered to whatever she thinks weebs will buy
  • People said her gratitude art for the Anime Expo video had pedo symbols when she was doing an anime trope
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  • BAPE Hoodie get. It was probably $300-$400 and is her main big spend with stream money so far
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  • Luke superchatted about Alex Stein's boxing event. This was before it was canceled, Josie was unaware and excited to check it out
    • "Who's Mo Deen? I've never heard of him, but I hope Alex fucks him up!"
  • Superchat asks about advice for making vids/streaming as a hobby
    • She says she's in the same boat as him
    • She's up front saying she normally drinks to help with streaming which "isn't good" and that's why she didn't this time
    • Being in front of a camera alleviates a lot of her performance anxiety so she recommends turning the camera on and seeing how it goes
  • Superchat asks about getting one of her PaRappa keychains and recommends setting up a PO Box
    • She says she used to sell stuff on Mercari but stopped since she's not sure how secure that is
      • Not sure what she meant by that but I think it's interesting she has been so careful. People digging through all of her accounts probably put her on guard for now. She's the only one not to accidentally show something on stream so far I think, her default "scene" is nothing instead of her desktop
  • People asking about her art got her excited to share some of it
  • She caters to the weebs
    • She shows this one and says she'll never watch it since it's coomer anime, "...as most animes are, but if I can milk it, I will. So that's why I sell 'em."
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  • If any anons do go to her expo, I think she'll have something they want between anime and touhou. Whether they have money remains to be seen.
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  • "We got the edgy guro!"
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  • Josie Gang stickers confirmed and will be on her site when it's up
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  • Erm...
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  • Vocaloid cat stickers, this one seems niche to me
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  • "Oh I really fuckin' hate this one. This bitch... isn't she from that weird ass anime? But if people buy it... I'm gonna make it." The "Dragon Maid" anime she's from "seems disgusting"
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  • allforthebit gave $100 saying "goog stream homie"
    • Josie mentions how she wants the member streams to be chill without much planning so it's nice for her too and she's glad people like it
    • She says that for normal streams she plans more
  • A bracelet she's worn in recent streams bothers her while drawing and she says her mom got it for her a long time ago from Ross, shows it to the camera, and takes it off
    • Only worth mentioning because anons speculated it was a gift from Winston or something and she was signaling by wearing it
    • If she planned this due to that lunacy then she's aware of the madness and cleverly dispelling it. Not that I think this is the case
  • She played another weird animal game and at one point it popped up her estimated IQ.
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    • She didn't try to solve most of the puzzles and ended up drawing on them instead, to be fair
    • Chat tried to act like 82 IQ isn't retarded
  • Wrapping it up, she jokes that some people aren't coming back since theman isn't around to gift channel membership. She says that she hopes people enjoyed membership while they had it, which was nice
  • Luke bought cosplay on Josie's Throne wishlist and it did a small notification. Bonus: All Seeing Knap trying to trick Josie into doing thumbnail art for him. She didn't read it out, her mod may have intercepted
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    • She is happy to catch the notification, says Luke has been going crazy, thanks him and says she's got some to open Monday

Notable Weirdos
Tony aka HooterHotToes
Josie Martinez
The movie choice is good and Josie enjoying Willy Wonka was surprising since she's shared that she doesn't generally like movies. The video itself is boring, Tony is too much of a fat sperg to cater to his guest, instead he adheres to what I assume is his familiar format with friends. He likes hearing himself too much.
Watching Tony be bothered about being called a fat Josiecel while exemplifying the stereotype is something.

He pretends not to know certain things about her to get her to talk about it which is odd and often cuts to her polite giggling during his stories. Objectively weird.

This came to be due to a fan recommendation.
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  • Josie says she didn't read the contract but that someone else skimmed it for her
    • I think she's leaning into the joke and telling the truth, but did try to read it herself. Even if it wasn't nonsense she never stood a chance of comprehending it all.
  • Tony says he tuned into Fishtank due to Josie clips and admits to sending her "a couple" of TTS. I'd wager he sent more that he'll never reveal.
      • "Josie you are a fashion icon."
      • "Yeah I ran out of clothes. I've worn them all. I didn't bring [idk]"
  • Tony asks Josie, "How long did it feel in that tank? When you got out, did it feel like no time had passed?"
    • "Yeah it felt like no time had passed, I was like well..." Tony interrupts...
  • Josie says she didn't look excited in the finale because she was confused and terrified
  • Josie called her mom shortly after winning and asked if she saw. Her mom said she did and it was just like the Wonka ending
    • Reminder - Josie's parents watched and listened to Fishtank constantly
  • Josie is introduced as "My queen, my goddess, Josie from Fishtank" 😬
  • Tony interrupts his own show to ask about her racecar bed (pictured) as if he doesn't know all about it. He then makes it about him and how people made fun of him for a racecar bed and later for being a fat Josiecel.
    • Fishing for sympathy from Josie as if she gives a shit
    • This initiates the pattern of him trying to coerce her into saying nice things about him
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  • Tony makes multiple references Josie stands no chance of getting
    • He asks if she's seen South Park, she says she hasn't.. he then makes the reference anyway
    • Mel Brooks and other movies with Gene Wilder
    • Star Trek
    • The Fly
    • Twin Peaks
  • Josie enjoyed the dark humor and bits of the movie
    • Her favorite scene is the nightmare tunnel
      • "All the flashing colors... and it was so creepy and unsettling that.. I don't know..." Tony interrupted her thoughts...
    • The fate of the children
    • How each ticket was acquired
    • The ending, of course
  • "Oompa Loompa AMV" - Josie on Oompa Loompa songs
  • Tony and Josie think Grandpa Joe is terrible, a common sentiment
  • Tony asks if Josie was directed to give Queso to Sam. Terrible Josiecel not knowing why Josie would relinquish Queso to Sam, he has the archives and is a video editor
  • Tony thinks Frank Hassle was making fun of him specifically when Frank told Josie that josiecels are 300lbs. Tony thinks this picture upset Frank for some reason
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  • Tony tells Josie, "Your fans might be creepy but the haters of your fans are insane." Then asks her how old she is so he can try to argue josiecels aren't pedophilic... what the fuck?
    • Bringing this up as a fan is creepy
    • I don't think Josie suffers haters so much as josiecels deserve beatings and Tony is no exception. I don't see much direct Josie hate
  • Tony screws up his video and audio during the review
    • Why isn't he recording his own audio separately?
    • Why isn't he recording his own video separately?
    • Why did he not catch the wrong audio input after he fixed it?
  • Tony encourages Josie to make smart financial decisions and not blow her money on stupid stuff
    • He asks if she bought the racecar bed with the money. She already said she's had it ages and there's no way he doesn't know at least some of the lore behind it
  • C-word alert!
    • Tony asks if Josie is Chinese and says she looks Asian
      • This is a pet peeve of hers FYI. Her Japanese-inspired style aside, she doesn't like being confused with Asians
      • By every metric, he is a terrible josiecel
    • Tony says he's glad he got her on because of all the comments saying he's a gross josiecel. Then he asks if she's had a good time, knowing she can only say "yes"
    • He then asks her to say that he's a "nice looking guy and has good fashion sense"
      • Josie says his fashion sense is impeccable and that she'd wear that shirt
      • Tony reminds her about the "nice looking guy bit" ...
      • "..and he's good looking!" Josie after being conversationally cornered by an obese josiecel insisting he's not creepy
    • Tony asks her about her upcoming shirts then spends more time talking about his own shirts
      • He offers to send her a shirt with his face on it so she can post it on social media like he did with her Fishtank shirt
  • Tony plugs her socials then mentions his show

She went to a Death Grips concert with friends and did a surprise IG Live last night at what I guess is Dave & Busters at a time that should be shortly after the concert ended, implying they went straight there which is funny. Not sure why people would be wanded going into a Dave & busters.
I caught it 8 minutes late but fortunately someone started recording before I did.
  • There's a fan(?) encounter 11 minutes in. Oddly enough he says he recognizes her as "Sheep Crossing" and ends up asking for a pic.
  • Vance joins the chat briefly while Josie is playing a drum game
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  • The guy who told Tony to get Josie on is in the chat and references Yakuza stream jokes. confirmed josiecel

Featuring Felix, a friend in multiple old pics people dug up. He's in her DDR friend group and also enjoys cosplay, that's about it. She really likes her rhythm games.

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Code violations aside, the house is a disaster and will become a representation of Chris as a person as it falls apart. Seeing him bitch, moan, and be in the way is classic. Ungrateful fuck.
Jon fell for a meme

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He also posted a video of himself eating chicken bones and deleted it, IDK why I didn't archive it. He's so delete happy for nothing.
I feel like Jon can't accept just fading back into obscurity. He certainly can't handle criticism and is easily trolled, I hope he continues being a weetawd online but I cannot bring myself to follow any of his accounts.
Is there even anything he can do online that is lucrative to make it worthwhile? No one cares about a traditional stream with Jon at the helm and he'd struggle with the technical aspect. He just says things he thinks sound good and that's about it.
 
I feel like Jon can't accept just fading back into obscurity. He certainly can't handle criticism and is easily trolled, I hope he continues being a weetawd online but I cannot bring myself to follow any of his accounts.
Is there even anything he can do online that is lucrative to make it worthwhile? No one cares about a traditional stream with Jon at the helm and he'd struggle with the technical aspect. He just says things he thinks sound good and that's about it.
What Jon needs is to find a skill and a mentor who will help him cultivate it. Josie has art, Vance and Sylvia have music. The rest of the fish are kinda fucked when it comes to really profiting from their fame. Jon is trying to be a Mr. Do-It-All-But-Do-Nothing hustler like Andrew Tate and at the end of the day all he does is talk, just like Tate. Problem is Jon doesn't have millions of dollars to play pretend with so there's no incentive for anyone to clout chase or collaborate

He should get flown back to RI and strapped to a chair to learn the Adobe suite. It worked for Sam's crew of misfit Zoomers so it might work for him. Otherwise he needs to get a normal job and find some side-gig he can really pour his autism in to. I want to see him do well but Internet e-daddies are really poisoning the minds of our poor Zoomers and Alpha kids
 
What Jon needs is to find a skill and a mentor who will help him cultivate it. Josie has art, Vance and Sylvia have music. The rest of the fish are kinda fucked when it comes to really profiting from their fame. Jon is trying to be a Mr. Do-It-All-But-Do-Nothing hustler like Andrew Tate and at the end of the day all he does is talk, just like Tate. Problem is Jon doesn't have millions of dollars to play pretend with so there's no incentive for anyone to clout chase or collaborate

He should get flown back to RI and strapped to a chair to learn the Adobe suite. It worked for Sam's crew of misfit Zoomers so it might work for him. Otherwise he needs to get a normal job and find some side-gig he can really pour his autism in to. I want to see him do well but Internet e-daddies are really poisoning the minds of our poor Zoomers and Alpha kids
I don't know about adobe suite but in my experience crews like Sam's could always use another Max (Cowboy) to handle the tradesman tasks. That's what Jon really should be doing, learning some trades that won't kill him before he turns 30. Go ask Nick how to install tiles, or whatever. Jon does not have it in him to do a desk job.
 

here's some highlights of jon being jon on the PKA podcast

- jon pulls out some gigantic water dispenser that you'd see in a hilton hotel. kyle proceeds to laugh because it's comically huge
- jon says he can go weeks at a time without drinking wuher. kyle notices that statement and laughs
- taylor asks jon "how do you handle only drinking water for 3/4 days at a time" jon says "well, i'm drinking more water now cause there's no AC/windows in here", jon mentions he's in the garage which woody asks "well, then that begs the question, why are you not inside?" jon just replies with "yeah" and pauses for a few seconds then says "yeah" again. taylor realizes this and starts laughing uncontrollably after realizing what guest he has on. jon proceeds to explain why he's in the garage. "i just can hear the outside more when i'm in the house than when i'm in the garage"
- jon states that drinking bottled water makes his mouth dry. woody and taylor smirk at that statement.
- taylor asks jon if he's a water bottle snob, if he prefers something like Voss water. jon then replies with "why waste money on that when i can use the money for gas to collect spring water." woody laughs at that.
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- jon says he collects spring water for disabled people. taylor and woody start laughing hard at jon's tiny tea cup of warter
 
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One of the very active josiecels tweeted regarding her lost Fishtank clothes and was retweeted by Jet. The implication of the clip is that Ben tossed them. Funny but the opposite is true.
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Quote where I covered what happened, the attachments are relevant archive clips under Members Stream Summary -> Fishtank stuff spoilers in that post.
They were accidentally thrown away. Ben put some of Josie's stuff in a big black trashbag and set it where he would later set her personal bags. This bag was confused for trash and left in B1 until the cameras went off. Josie asked Tax about the dirty laundry but he didn't know about it.
It seems she would have been able to keep the weighted blanket as well since Ben set it with her stuff.

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Me? I'd rather focus on the creep who asked about selling her clothes on ebay to begin with. Being her primary paypig isn't a pass to be weird.
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All Seeing Knap's Channel


Wishlist update featuring DewkyShewt up there. Almost everything has been purchased except some big items. Luke got the ball rolling on an MLP figurine that's $573.10.
She added this stream deck at least a few days ago but it's telling how slow they are to buy a genuine utility for her after buying a lot of nonsense. They want their name tied to these things more than they want her to have them.
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He has his own wishlist. (archive)



Members section update. Turns out, Josie's window remains busted and will be replaced soon.
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Here's a webm from 4chan, there's no sound. If anyone knows the source and if it's still up I'll grab it.
 
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I hate everyone involved!

Jon has been on his bullshit
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The Vance secret stream was cancelled on short notice today but will apparently go on tomorrow instead. His interview with Rez TKF was interesting but not really worth doing a report on, the only thing he really covered which he hadn't already was that he spent a significant portion of the show convinced there would be a Big Brother/Survivor vote, and when he understood that wasn't the case he thought he was ~defining the strategy to win the game~ and then learned the hard way that he was just gassing himself up. And like everyone said and observed already he understands that his intended strategy failed because he thought he could be an alpha and bully everyone and then realized he likes them all too much to be a dick.

Sylvia said she will be recording an interview with Rez TKF early this week. She did a stream last Friday on Simmons which I haven't watched in full, but from what I did see was really good.
 
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From last Friday. It was actually interesting because she's the first to do a Simmons stream after the show and the first to tackle the Chime thing.

There's a lot here, but I'll bold the extra-interesting bits.

- Was going to buy a "gaming chair" but the audience talked her out of it, or the price tag, because she got a regular good office chair with the $100 she raised.
- Starts off sympathetic towards the lady who is supposedly Simmons' roommate but becomes increasingly mad at her for being ignorant of Simmons
- Said she's pretty sure Chime's wardrobe dressed Simmons because he wouldn't have done his hair properly or worn a swaggy shirt.
- His roommate says if she was going to ask anyone for money it wouldn't be Simmons. Simmons says "one red flag is too many red flags." Sylvia says "Who the fucks he- how is he- Bro."
- Simmons makes fun of his "roommate" eating too much from Postmates and Sylvia says Simmons ate five meals a day.
- Says she will pay Simmons for an interview
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She said nothing in response, later said she doesn't know her credit score but that when she received a bill from a debt collector she ripped it up.

- Some guy James Pelgam said something vaguely defensive of Simmons and she accused him of being Simmons and he went berserk. In general her chat is much more hostile than other contestant's streams I've seen, towards each other and to Sylvia.
- She starts drafting an email to Chime where she says "he stole my clothing and forced me and my friend to watch him." A chatter says "You should be very careful about what you're doing right now. Just saying" and a few more warn her it could get her into legal trouble.
- Bleech forwards Sylvia Simmons' bucket list from the tank. Sam took a photo of this on Day 3 (I think)
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1. Tour inspire the world as a rock pop star
2. Write songs with Doja, Dua Lipa
3. Save lives through music
Bring peace through music
4. Save environment through music
5. Write a song that saves one life
6. Make a $1,000,000 dollars through technology source
7. Get on Billboard number 1
8. Raise money $1,000,000 for environment reduce carbon emission
9*. Make a 10 minute film for saving the planet
10* Give my parents a gift of gratitude

11.* Get into elite social circle in USA
12. Have a girlfriend who we mentally appreciate each others value
*13. Be an attractive loving person*
14. Reach 1,000,000 Audience
*15. Create a team of like minded success people
Paramount Studio
Ask Rob Olson what event he goes to Antonini
*16. Colab with nija Charles
17. Have a sexy girlfriend
18. Get followed on one 10M celebs social media
19*. inspire grattitude & action for carbon reduction in celebrity community
20. W clean 10 A list stars' house it in LA
21. Clif jumping
22*. Make a movie with Leo Dicap
23. Meet Dinner with Janet Jackson
24. Get my music featured on an Environmental movie

Here's her inbox
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-Scott Sullivan joins. Says influencer boxing could be great, with the kayfabe and the pageantry, but Alex Stein being shut down is going to stifle people creatively so that build-ups to fights are boring
- Scott says he and Sam were literally training The Quartering in the backyard of the house during Fishtank, and had to call him J instead of Jeremy because they were worried the fish or mics could hear it. Sylvia says when the house was dead quiet they could almost hear what the producers were saying the basement.
- Anisa blocked Scott. Scott refunded his ticket when Froggy was kicked off CC.
- Sylvia subscribes to Kiwi tapes
- Scott says Tyson is working on videos rather than streaming
- Sylvia asks Scott about Jiu Jitsu but can't say it and says Jew Zitsu. Also can't say naked (neckit). They watch various redneck videos (X ARM, Slap fights, Super Humman etc)
- Her schedule going forward is Tuesday Saturday but will stream with Vance on Wednesday

Sends the finished email at the end.
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Website alpha is up for testers.
  • Clans button
  • Daily Login Bonus
  • Global or Room-based chatrooms
  • Auto mode (I assume this switches cameras to the most popular room)
  • Inventory for Fishtoys
  • Missions & Notifications
  • Year: 1970
    • Jet said on twitter a while back that he was looking for references for 70's, mid-century furniture, and occasionally has posted examples since then. So I guess whatever he's thinking is going to be '70s themed. Or maybe the decade advances over time. No idea.
 
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What an odd crossover with Jet and Ralph. Does Ralph have a prior reason to respond to Jet like that?

the only thing he really covered which he hadn't already was that he spent a significant portion of the show convinced there would be a Big Brother/Survivor vote, and when he understood that wasn't the case he thought he was ~defining the strategy to win the game~ and then learned the hard way that he was just gassing himself up. And like everyone said and observed already he understands that his intended strategy failed because he thought he could be an alpha and bully everyone and then realized he likes them all too much to be a dick.
In short... Vance is a moron.
None of this makes any sense aside from him realizing he was gassing himself up. Vance as an alpha bullying anyone? C'mon now.

He needs to go ask for his job back because streaming isn't going to work out once Bombs drops off. Josie I think has always accepted it won't last but she's making the best of it and trying to keep it going. Letty seems to have already dropped off, any clue what's going on there?
All of them I think enjoy their little communities, including Sylvia and Jon. Sylvia is better out of the tank than she was in it, that's for sure.

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Website alpha is up for testers.
  • Clans button
  • Daily Login Bonus
  • Global or Room-based chatrooms
  • Auto mode (I assume this switches cameras to the most popular room)
  • Inventory for Fishtoys
  • Missions & Notifications
  • Year: 1970
    • Jet said on twitter a while back that he was looking for references for 70's, mid-century furniture, and occasionally has posted examples since then. So I guess whatever he's thinking is going to be '70s themed. Or maybe the decade advances over time. No idea.
Intriguing but not exciting.

Expanding on this, I am not going to get my hopes up for anything this early on and expect whatever they plan to largely fall through. Frankly, I have low expectations and stand by them getting lucky with Season 1.


Josie's stream today was an unboxing of all of her wishlist items; she's getting better with her setup and live interactions. Letty and Vance popped in pre-stream chat where Josie was hanging out.
A superchat essentially asked "What will you do to stay relevant and branch out?" to which she replied that she's going to keep doing the videos/streams she wants and if it works then cool, but if she falls off that's fine. She'll keep doing stuff. I previously misunderstood her apparent lack of care but she has a good attitude about it all and has been putting in work.
I think she turned off chat replay for the VOD which is mildly inconvenient, not sure why.

Peaked at ~550.
Views typically hovered around 440+ until the end where it dropped to 380.

Alex Stein shouted her out
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