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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
braced for puzzle pieces if this sounds too much like jet's 'advancing culture', but its occurred to me how much, in addition to being big brother/voyeurism, fish tank was a six week performance piece for sam and the wiggers. i might even go as far as to say that regardless of quality having a show anyone can just tune into for six weeks and there's some little performance going on is impressive on an artistic level.
 
This is such a weird cope. Imagine having to come up with a conspiracy about Discord astroturfing because you can't handle the fact people like the main character of Fishtank. Fishtank season 1 was about Letty it was her show. "B-but Josie" Josie was the brand image of the show to appease the waifufaggots who were spending the most money. She was silent for the majority of it.

I hope she reads this bro. I have never seen such a level of parasocial relationships on the internet.
 
Maybe I'm late but I heard recently that Jet said he plans on allowing phone use for the Fishtank contestants for season 2, has anyone else heard or seen anything about this?
This was obvious bait which he later admitted to being done so that he could troll people and make them seethe (retard moment), you can see it 2 pages back
 
This was obvious bait which he later admitted to being done so that he could troll people and make them seethe (retard moment), you can see it 2 pages back
Are we really certain he was intentionally baiting though? I wouldn't put it past Jet to actually allow phones.
 
Let me sort of retract and clarify what I was trying to convey in my previous post.. What I was basically trying to say was so much of the last third or so of the show centered around Letty it felt like Fishtank became her show. Chris falling in love with her then hating her, Jon feuding with her, Frank going after her, Sam pretending to really hate her, people paying to scream in her face etc etc so much of the latter part of the show was about Letty that to me it felt like she was the main character. You see it in the edits to where she has so much screentime dedicated to her.
 
To be fair I think the contestants had supervised access to their phones anyways especially to reassure their families. (Excluding the swat incident where they probably just gave them all their phones to decompress.)
 
Yeah the phone thing is 100% Jet doing his gay "I was only pretending to be retarded!" shit. Having phones in the tank would not work.
 
Josie confirmed to be in Rhode Island hanging out with Chris Lynch, Jon, and Money Goblin/Chip. Jon making his retard face again.
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Josie off to the right wearing a hat she likes. Great job Chris, you've done it again!
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money.goblin's Instagram
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What I don't understand is why this is secret, it would make more sense to hype it up, or attempt to. Jet it up, I suppose.
Josie will probably lose goodwill among fans over this. People will want to know why she didn't say anything. Some people paid for Throne gifts while she's presumably been in Rhode Island, partying with the boys. I haven't seen one Josie fan hope for her on season 2 anywhere and many say they'll move on if she goes so this may be interesting longterm.
 
Let me sort of retract and clarify what I was trying to convey in my previous post.. What I was basically trying to say was so much of the last third or so of the show centered around Letty it felt like Fishtank became her show. Chris falling in love with her then hating her, Jon feuding with her, Frank going after her, Sam pretending to really hate her, people paying to scream in her face etc etc so much of the latter part of the show was about Letty that to me it felt like she was the main character. You see it in the edits to where she has so much screentime dedicated to her.
Why retract when you're 100% correct? Who else even did anything?

Josie, who never did anything, or Vance, who only ever put energy into figuring out how he could get ahead while doing the least amount possible?

Stories are about conflict, so unless you are fixated on Josie for whatever sad reason, or just really love Yeahnce for some baffling reason, then I don't know how anyone could possibly say Letty isn't the main character. She's basically the only character, no matter if you like her or not.
 
Josie confirmed to be in Rhode Island hanging out with Chris Lynch, Jon, and Money Goblin/Chip. Jon making his retard face again.
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Somehow I don't think Jon approved this caption.

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This one just makes me forget that age does not correlate with height after puberty ends. How did they only find the shortest possible men for season 1?

Jon tried to stream from Nick's car on the way to New York today (his internet was bad so it didn't last), so I guess he won't be at the After Dark show at 4 today.

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ben content (I think he's texting his mom)
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I can actually envision how it would go if Cobes went on Fishtank perfectly

  1. Someone would have to come to Casper to pick him up. Drive him the 30 hours to Providence he would most likely bail or call Clint to come get back a few hours in (90% chance we never pass this stage) I can only imagine how hellish this ride would be with his stench
  2. He gets to the house and all TTS has to be disabled because of his incredibly fragile ego
  3. Cobes would shuffle around the house saying “hell yeah dude” sipping a beer and awkwardly standing in the corner as other people did stuff
  4. The second someone looked at him wrong or made a joke about him he would throw a tantrum and threaten to leave. Jet would have to come in and console him
  5. He’d leave after a day without anything interesting happening.
 
I can actually envision how it would go if Cobes went on Fishtank perfectly

  1. Someone would have to come to Casper to pick him up. Drive him the 30 hours to Providence he would most likely bail or call Clint to come get back a few hours in (90% chance we never pass this stage) I can only imagine how hellish this ride would be with his stench
  2. He gets to the house and all TTS has to be disabled because of his incredibly fragile ego
  3. Cobes would shuffle around the house saying “hell yeah dude” sipping a beer and awkwardly standing in the corner as other people did stuff
  4. The second someone looked at him wrong or made a joke about him he would throw a tantrum and threaten to leave. Jet would have to come in and console him
  5. He’d leave after a day without anything interesting happening.
You forgot to add that they'd have to pay extra expenses for express transportation back home.
 
So I assume the names are all aliases again? The speed with which everyone's social media was found during season 1 was fun.

I didn't like Letty (I like her now when she's not playing the game) but she was definitely the lead because nobody bothered doing anything near the end. I remember when Sam was talking to her and getting as emotional as Sam will get he basically thanked her for coming up with content. Josie really had no motivation to do anything after a point because she wasn't going to get eliminated.

Jeremy still posting on 4chan is hilarious. He had a Twitter account at one point. I thought he might try to visit the house when the season was live but he's probably terrified of Letty and never leaves his apartment.
 
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