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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
the tank needs a hero


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Again, not sure if fake, but funny nonetheless. Zoomers seething over Google searches.
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Edit: This is most likely real
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Double Edit: It was in response to a picture of his mom lol
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Swamp_Donkey said:
“oh no someone reposted public facebook photos, how dare they!”

damn didnt realize cole was a faggot this whole time, good riddance.
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For real screw that guy. Seemed like he was getting a big ego in discord vc. Glad he got some comeuppance for being a douchey (alleged) Jeremy bro (in my head, no solid proof) + Betty lover.
 
KPO12-43 Again said:
Might deserve clocks for this, but here are some things to help out anyone who wants to dig through 4chan archives:

Jet:
hack_blastard (ID: !ZBVtO05IZw)
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/tripcode/!ZBVtO05IZw/

Cole:
interviewed by fishtank (ID: !9..jBrQde6)
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/tripcode/!9..jBrQde6/
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You don't want archives4plebs when searching Jet's old posts. He was a dedicated /r9k/ poster with well over 2000 posts on that board. You want to search here https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/!ZBVtO05IZw/
 
Sicko Hunter said:
You don't want archives4plebs when searching Jet's old posts. He was a dedicated /r9k/ poster with well over 2000 posts on that board. You want to search here https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/!ZBVtO05IZw/
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I've seen some of his r9k posts before (the shit with his dad is pretty funny). I was looking specifically for things posted on /tv/ since there was some discussion in chat. This tripcode is fake Jet and had a some confused - !w3cfgNI.Pw
 
ShittlerNiggler said:
I am starting to believe the entire "look at me, I am so much better and smarter then all these poorfags in the fishtank, I solve riddles because I am not poor" stick wasn't even acted or played up.
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Someone earlier said that cole was knowingly holding the show hostage. If his ego during vc was anything to go by, I’m now somewhat convinced that Sam didn’t kick him for rule breaking.

No, he didn’t do it for that reason. Sam kicked him because he’d rather lose ratings and profits than deal with a zoomer thinking he has Sam and his show by the balls for an entire season.
 
Season 2 now should be at the point where the series is really taking off, becomes more chaotic, all the while the contestants themselves become more and more unhinged. Instead we now just have 6 people, from which 3 are as interesting as white bread, one is just self-pitying himself the entire time, while Shinji and Jimmy remain the only interesting ones left.
Either Jet finds a way to get some interesting antics out of the other 4 or this season just crashed itself thanks to his retarded decisions and management.
 
Logic said:
No, he didn’t do it for that reason. Sam kicked him because he’d rather lose ratings and profits than deal with a zoomer thinking he has Sam and his show by the balls for an entire season.
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That has to be the biggest issue with bringing in fans, if they get wise to just how much leverage they have its completely over for production. It seems Cole may have caught on, but It seems to elude most of the fish. The Fish who got stuck being somewhat coddled in an attempt to keep them on would have caught on I think, but they left instead.
 
KPO12-43 Again said:
Cole:
interviewed by fishtank (ID: !9..jBrQde6)
https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/tripcode/!9..jBrQde6/
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Cole seems really blackpilled just based on some of the language and responses pre-fishtank and has to be on the spectrum, even if just a little bit. He's definitely a long time shitposter but seems to be fairly new to 4chan) though probably aware of it and the culture for years). His attitude in these posts is almost the complete opposite of how he acted in the tank, outside of the last day. I'm kind of disappointed he left so early because Cole kind of seems like a piece of shit and it would've been fun to see his true colors slowly come out as the show went on, we only got a glimpse on his last day.
"I'm not even an mde fan, you autists just flip out anytime someone uses a tripcode even though moot created them for a good reason. Jeez louise."
 
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Logic said:
Someone earlier said that cole was knowingly holding the show hostage. If his ego during vc was anything to go by, I’m now somewhat convinced that Sam didn’t kick him for rule breaking.

No, he didn’t do it for that reason. Sam kicked him because he’d rather lose ratings and profits than deal with a zoomer thinking he has Sam and his show by the balls for an entire season.
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Yeah, I wasn't sure if Sam and Jet were just being retarded or if they wanted Cole gone but now I lean towards them wanting him gone.

Jet had already convinced Cole to stay with a Halo TTS earlier, then he brought the Xbox turning all the other fish against Cole even more. Cole had made it clear before the Xbox was there that he would stay, and that what he really wanted was someone on his side. He kept bringing up JC and I think at one point even mentioned just bringing in a freeloader to be on his team. If they really wanted him to stay they easily could have brought a freeloader with the mission of helping Cole.

Then Sam made him do karate lessons alone with Shinji just to make everyone more mad and give them time to cut up his stuff.

Frankly I don't blame him for not wanting to stay. There's 5 weeks left and the only person that doesn't hate him is Shinji and he seems to have a pretty good life outside the tank unlike the rest of them. I am disappointed at his leaving though, he made great content. I thought his bluntness towards everyone was funny and that him playing up the narcissism in a house full of poors was great, plus he made Brian seethe constantly. Now I'm not sure how much of his narcissism was an act (he even mentioned it was something he needed to work on) and he seems like a bit of an asshole.
 
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