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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Jimmy is ranting about the show. He says he's trying to make content but that the dog house thing is stupid. "Oh yeah, let's make the one person making content go into a doghouse and do nothing!" He says it's boring and that the audience didn't like it. Says he believes the dog house thing is just one of the writer's barely disguised fetishes.

TBH I agree with Jimmy here. The dog house sounds like a funny idea on paper, but so far it hasn't been used well. It would be funnier if the dog house toy was enabled and you had the audience constantly putting people in the dog house or taking them out, but I don't see that happening. Even if it was enabled, I don't see it being very entertaining long.

Jimmy says if the crew would let him get his CD player and mixed CDs the house would never be boring. Is Jimmy a wannabe rapper or DJ or something?
 
Calling it now, TJ's wholesome image is a farce, guy is a low key degenerate.
Yeah something is off with him. I liked the little tard a lot, but the past 2-3 days he has been pushed to open up more and I don't care for him so much now.
 
Calling it now, TJ's wholesome image is a farce, guy is a low key degenerate.
I’m very tempted to be contrarian to this post as a joke just because historically I’ve been very defensive over the female contestants.

Ah what the hell, I think the guy is harmless and has no desire to be around others, he’s just an MDE fan on for the experience and cause he doesn’t have much better to do. He’s not seeking out interactions and he’s self-aware that the average normal person finds him offputting so he’s taught himself to just keep to himself and he’s happy living life like that.

TBH I agree with Jimmy here. The dog house sounds like a funny idea on paper, but so far it hasn't been used well. It would be funnier if the dog house toy was enabled and you had the audience constantly putting people in the dog house or taking them out, but I don't see that happening. Even if it was enabled, I don't see it being very entertaining long.
The dog house is a sort of “dunce cap”. I suppose you could use it as a means of punishing certain behaviors on the show…if we were allowed to use it :)))
Jimmy says if the crew would let him get his CD player and mixed CDs the house would never be boring. Is Jimmy a wannabe rapper or DJ or something?
Jimmy just likes to play pretend with whatever props he has in hand. Kinda like Cyraxx in a way. (yes you know this is meant for you. YOU know who you are.)
 
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Jimmy says if the crew would let him get his CD player and mixed CDs the house would never be boring. Is Jimmy a wannabe rapper or DJ or something?
Jimms uncle and great uncle have a Hollywood background and were in the radio industry I'm guessing he likes to larp being a radio jock
 
Yep. Jimmy is officially the new Kino catalyst.
Brian has reassembled team fag to do his jewish blood libel for him.

He's MDE's last attempt hope for this season. Everybody else is boring as shit and doesn't do anything unless Brian gets jealous for not getting attention and gathers up everybody else to attack others for him.
Shinji is alright but his kino moment is when everybody is asleep and he does his late night talk show session.
 
Everybody else is boring as shit and doesn't do anything unless Brian gets jealous for not getting attention and gathers up everybody else to attack others for him
Man fuck Brian. I used to think he was just a chill normal dude but we all found out he’s a bitch loser that peaked in high school and has a crab in a barrel mentality. I don’t get why the other fish pay heed to him or realize hey maybe I need to eliminate this asshole because he’s going to be putting a target on my back at one point.
 
Jimmy just likes to play pretend with whatever props he has in hand. Kinda like Cyraxx in a way. (yes you know this is meant for you. YOU know who you are.)
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Jimms uncle and great uncle have a Hollywood background and were in the radio industry I'm guessing he likes to larp being a radio jock
His great-grandfather, too, if you believe his sister (sushipwease).
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Just realized with Josie being a redskin that means her biggest simp is the US federal government.
Taylor's IG: https://www.instagram.com/bigolmtwndew/

She seems to hang out exclusively with gay men, lesbians, and trannies.
she's a zoomer woman thats all they hang out with. Although it would be hilarious if she was a dyke and they put her in the house with 5 desperate men
 
I think season 3's(If there is one) theme should be race war, they should have a wide variety of contestants asian, black guy, indian, eastern european, muslim, russian, mexican, whitey, african, islander.

Diversity is our strength.
 
Talking yesterday? What does that meaaaaan? TELL US MORE COLE DAMMIT!!!!! give him more money when he’s already loaded 😒

So I’m going to assume this is true. What likely happened in this case was that Sam saw that reception to last night wasn’t so bad or that he felt satisfied with the direction things started to go in and decided that Cole wasn’t a necessity anymore.
Based on what he was saying here, I theorize Cole’s desire was to put Sam on blast so Sam narrowly dodged a bullet.
I reckon Sam felt bad for the blowing up and kicking out Cole and wanted to genuinely make it up to him by bringing him back. Then Cole demanded $50k and that was it, no more Cole.
 
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