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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Letty seems smart enough to keep distance from her fans -also she said whoever was chatting as her was impersonating her and that she wasn't involved in season 2 so she's probably taking a break to make sure everyone knows.

The romance/sex angle is funny because nobody's going to do anything if people keep interrupting them. If there was a time where they could be guaranteed that Jet/Sam wouldn't barge in then maybe? The lack of TTS is very noticable, along with Jet sending his own which is just odd. Why does he keep talking about the Farms?

If they can keep these current people in the house for like a week then I think things will work out. The biggest issue is people either leave or are removed and you can't get attached to anyone (and the fish can't get attached to each other). Remember how big of a deal it was when people left last year?
 
grapeshark77 said:
The biggest issue is people either leave or are removed and you can't get attached to anyone (and the fish can't get attached to each other). Remember how big of a deal it was when people left last year?
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The fish turnover is what has diminished my interest in s2, coupled with the "I actually have family and a life, so I'm busy rn" this time of year. I'm not quite in the "it's joever" camp yet, but I really can't get behind any of the remaining idiots, not even to hate them.
 
Low IQ Doctor said:
She still refused.
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white women know their sexual market value, Trish would have been dry humping him for 60 chips.
retard strength II said:
or a normie,
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easily a ringer. probably someone sam met while bar hopping or at a casino "hey we're doing a little internet show, its not porn, we'll pay you $400 a day and the catch is you'll have to sleep inside the house" and because its in flyover country she was down for it
Kane lives in death said:
they were already contacting Taylor to get her in, thats why she was already ready when Cole was leaving.
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what a W for her, get to spend christmas with her family and fuck around all in the fishtank right after
Dixieland Buckaroo said:
(there are less tts's this season
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why the fuck was it so high in the first place? it should be $40 max during the overnight hours and much lower during the awake hours. the last week has felt more like a glorified Big Brother's Big mouth. These greedy fucks didn't realize how little the fish will do without TTS forcing them to do stuff.
 
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Talking yesterday? What does that meaaaaan? TELL US MORE COLE DAMMIT!!!!! give him more money when he’s already loaded 😒

So I’m going to assume this is true. What likely happened in this case was that Sam saw that reception to last night wasn’t so bad or that he felt satisfied with the direction things started to go in and decided that Cole wasn’t a necessity anymore.
Based on what he was saying here, I theorize Cole’s desire was to put Sam on blast so Sam narrowly dodged a bullet.
 
Logic said:
Talking yesterday? What does that meaaaaan? TELL US MORE COLE DAMMIT!!!!! give him more money when he’s already loaded 😒

So I’m going to assume this is true. What likely happened in this case was that Sam saw that reception to last night wasn’t so bad or that he felt satisfied with the direction things started to go in and decided that Cole wasn’t a necessity anymore.
Based on what he was saying here, I theorize Cole’s desire was to put Sam on blast so Sam narrowly dodged a bullet.
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Unless Sam is up to being a semi freeloader I don't think it will work
 
I thought Frank was going to be a creep.
Turns out he's a gay sassy black guy. Fish tank could've been even more Kino with another Mauro except with the balls to be confrontational and awake during the day. Still looks like a fat and bald Mental Outlaw to me. Jet it up.
I don't think he's going to get on. Jet isn't the guy to own up to mistakes, he always doubles down then doubles down on the double down which forces Sam to yank his leash and look at the damage like it's joever.

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Shinji spent a good amount of time expanding on his lore last night to the bar cam. Sang some more anime songs and eurobeat.
He says he's going to create a Twitch channel after the show. (Warning: long ass video)

Played pong against himself and told us which hand he uses to jerk off. Ben finally came in to tell him to go to bed.
 
WelfareNiggerQueen said:
I thought Frank was going to be a creep.
Turns out he's a gay sassy black guy. Fish tank could've been even more Kino with another Mauro except with the balls to confrontational and awake during the day. Still looks like a fat and bald Mental Outlaw to me. Jet it up.
I don't think he's going to get on. Jet isn't the guy to own up on mistakes, he always doubles down then doubles down on the double down.

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Idk if it’s a good idea to get frank on specifically. The fact he’s trying to use the tank’s perceived lack of current entertainment value as leverage to get him on the show on top of demanding an apology when he isn’t owed one just makes me think he’s going to try to pull the same shit on the show and FRANK IT UP. Although I WILL be fair and say there is a chance the leverage boosting is probably a joke.

We can find another black guy, frank doesn’t hold copyrights over the blacks.
 
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Logic said:
Idk if it’s a good idea to get frank on specifically. The fact he’s trying to use the tank’s perceived lack of current entertainment value as leverage to get him on the show on top of demanding an apology when he isn’t owed one just makes me think he’s going to try to pull the same shit on the show and FRANK IT UP. Although I WILL be fair and say there is a chance the leverage boosting is probably a joke.

We can find another black guy, frank doesn’t hold copyrights over the blacks.
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i read somewhere that hes mexican
 
TJ explaining what a gooner is to Taylor and taking her to Jimmy's goon cave



the freezing and boofering is caused by jet not my shitty internet, blame jet for it
 
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