🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[DapperShark]

Any highlights with meme potential?

He's into cartoon girls choking out the Hulk with their ass (I'm not kidding)

Spoiler: NSFL

He follows a bunch of these:

There's also whatever the fuck this is:

That's all I'm willing to post because I really need to go pour bleach in my eyes (and now so do you).
Overall his porn interests seem to be as retarded and autistic as he is, there's also a ton of ass and sniffing fetish shit (two things he specifically denied being into), other fucked up shit includes: Vore, tentacle rape, furry and women being violently squeezed by various monsters. Anyone who believes he has ever gotten a woman to willingly climb in bed with him is retarded.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

I just saw the video of Sam cutting Trish's hair. This is to far in my opinion, if they haven't agreed to getting their hair cut.
I would have tried to stab Sam with those scissors it that were me.

 

[Negev]

Now I am wondering if Jimmy or TJ will be the first to get in trouble for harassing a female contestant

 

[The Tall Man]

I just saw the video of Sam cutting Trish's hair. This is to far in my opinion, if they haven't agreed to getting their hair cut.
I would have tried to stab Sam with those scissors it that were me.

He should have gotten the clippers out and shorn that whore bald.

 

[MoreCopeMoreRope]

Alright Brian...try to have sex with Trish
Trish...make out with Cole
Jimmy...try to fuck Nifty
Shinji...you kiss CK
TJ...demand a kiss from Taylor
JC...get close with Cole
CK...start simping for Sam to make Brian jealous
Shinji...go into the bathroom with Summer
Truly the Hell House that was promised.

 

[stickywicket]

gicky gackers?

 

[retard strength II]

Season has been real weird with the romance and shipping push. None of it has been organic, so it's been extra off-putting. I saw a recap earlier mention Sam told Jet he wanted this to be more of a reality show and I guess that is why.

Spoiler: rambling thoughts

So despite that, and I get that this is supposed to be like a conpetition and challenging and sometimes, supposedly, a "Hell House", but then they need accept there is going to be an imbalance between the men and women if they're going to push the women to just flirt and kiss and make the men think they're interested in each other for chips. Or they need to accept that the women that might stay are going to be chunkers, goblins, severely asexual autists, very mentally ill, trashy, or some combination of the above. Not even trying to be mean. Basement crew have griped multiple times about the sex ratio since Meg, JC, and Summer dropped.

Like right now: they have Taylor who a lot of the fans like, she is having fun, is willing to play along with production's set-ups and tasks. She agrees to ask Jimmy lots of sexual questions to compile a dossier on what a freak he is. She did great on that and it is her first day! I don't know if she is also a fan or a normie, I missed her arrival and intro to the tank admittedly. But right now she was trying to sleep and production is pushing her HARD to kiss TJ after he asked and got rejected They are following her around the house with TTS, offering chips, begging. I don't remember them doing anything like this last season. Am I misremembering? Jon-Letty didn't materialize and they pushed a rivalry instead.

Unpopular opinion because a lot of fans seem to be enjoying this but I am sitting here like, yeah retards! This is why you can't get mildly sane, mildly attractive, competitive women to stay. Most people were sick of retarded Brian-CK drama but today has been really pushy with Jet trying to make his dolls kiss. They just had Jimmy grabbing on two women today and seem conpletely fine about it. Shit has taken a very weird turn but I am in the minority I guess, I want more physical challenges like from season one. More psychological fuckery and scheming which there wasn't a whole ton of in season 1 either but better than GropeTank. It is one thing for basement crew to be like "oh ha wouldn't JC and Cole be kind of cute since they get along so well?" on IG or Twitter vs "NEW CHALLENGE FOR CHIPS: Jimmy You Must Fuck Nifty, You Gotta Get Some SEX"

 

[popnloch ness monster]

gicky gackers?

wtf I can't goon to this

 

[Negev]

Alright Brian...try to have sex with Trish
Trish...make out with Cole
Jimmy...try to fuck Nifty
Shinji...you kiss CK
TJ...demand a kiss from Taylor
JC...get close with Cole
CK...start simping for Sam to make Brian jealous
Shinji...go into the bathroom with Summer
Truly the Hell House that was promised.
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I am confused as to why jet has been pushing this stuff since the start of the show. Did the constant weed and wigger music destroy his brain too much kiwibros?

 

[Crooked 16th]

Its over TJmaxers

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I am confused as to why jet has been pushing this stuff since the start of the show. Did the constant weed and wigger music destroy his brain too much kiwibros?

I'm not surprised a KF user would be confused about advancing culture and raising public consciousness.

Jet is not wasting his oppurtunity [sic]!

 

[stickywicket]

ngl although that whole kissing goading was juvenile and something you'd expect from a high school sleepover, the TTS and their reactions were very funny - put me in a jovial mood

 

[popnloch ness monster]

you can't make your honeys whoah around, the Josie phenomenon wouldn't have survived a day if she'd been kissing mad dudes on camera

 

[Google.com]

I'm not surprised a KF user would be confused about advancing culture and raising public consciousness.

Jet is not wasting his oppurtunity [sic]!

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"Unique responsibility/opportunity"

forced soft core retard porn


truly a titan of modern culture

 

[Pathos]

The majority of the time, if the fish aren't forced to be in a room or go somewhere, she's in a room by herself or sleeping.

This is what depression is

I think this is worse than the hair
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Put socks on….NYEOW

Cherokee penis
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It’s like her eyes are layered on top of her face vs being contained inside of her face.

gicky gackers?

Eyes open, she is not very pleased.

 

[Kong Strong]

What exactly does being a plant even mean anymore? During season 1 Damiel was the plant because he knew all of the wigger crew and also was hanging out at the house before the show started. That made him inorganic as a fish and therefore the plant. How would you define a "plant" in season 2? If having prior knowledge of Fishtank makes you a plant everyone is a plant. Define what a plant is.

I mean that each individual fish were told that they were the Damiel that season, that they alone knew about the concept of fish tank and that they had to keep it a secret the entire season and if they were found out they would be sent home

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Season 1 had its ups and downs but I was never completely disinterested in it like I am with S2 right now. The wiggers need to put their 4 brain cells together and figure out a way to save the show.

I don't know if the wiggers did it, or if it was all Sam, but last night was very entertaining. From the Trish hazing to SFX blasting nonstop in B2 to keep Nifty up, to the Pong tournament, there was a lot of content. The Trish hazing was the most fun I've had all season. Here's hoping they can keep it up. We're so back.

 

[Tekken Enjoyer]

I don't know if the wiggers did it, or if it was all Sam, but last night was very entertaining. From the Trish hazing to SFX blasting nonstop in B2 to keep Nifty up, to the Pong tournament, there was a lot of content. The Trish hazing was the most fun I've had all season. Here's hoping they can keep it up. We're so back.

I didn't watch it live but I'm watching some clips now and I agree, last night seemed like some of the best stuff I've seen this season. I'm not sure how much of it was Sam being there for a lot of it, but if Fishtank turns into the Sam Hyde show where he just fucks with retards for a month and a half I wouldn't complain.

 

[Kane lives in death]

This going from ¨its over¨ to ¨its so fucking over¨ to ¨this is even more over than ever thought possible¨ to ¨we are so back¨ reminds me of the dropkiwifarms saga.

Waiting for the next ¨its over¨, it should come in the next 48 hours.

Btw its funny how Taylor is probably what they thougth Summer would be, cute girl coomer bait, they even have the same age.
Woudnt be surprised if they had to choose one of them over the other on the tryouts, and when Summer went to the asylum they were already contacting Taylor to get her in, thats why she was already ready when Cole was leaving.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

It was 27 a few days ago when speaking to Ben

its obvious, hugging counts as sex to jimmy. "if you cum when in physical contact with a woman its sex"