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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
This going from ¨its over¨ to ¨its so fucking over¨ to ¨this is even more over than ever thought possible¨ to ¨we are so back¨ reminds me of the dropkiwifarms saga.

Waiting for the next ¨its over¨, it should come in the next 48 hours.

Btw its funny how Taylor is probably what they thougth Summer would be, cute girl coomer bait, they even have the same age.
Woudnt be surprised if they had to choose one of them over the other on the tryouts, and when Summer went to the asylum they were already contacting Taylor to get her in, thats why she was already ready when Cole was leaving.
 
Looks like the wigger crew has been pulling an all nighter.

As of 7:30am the contestant page looks like this

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Coles bio is back sans endorsements

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Taylor has her own bio now instead of being pasted over Coles, hovering over the red freeloader button pops up a dialogue that says,
"This contestant joined after the start of the season and cannot win the grand prize."

Not sure what to make of it, Cole coming back? Also I'm sure its just an oversight but the issue date on the id is 12/18 same as all the others
 
Fat Gay Riker said:
He lost a Beef Challenge to Brian. Planking with a 25(?) Lb weight on their backs. Brian started it because he needed attention.
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I know it's dumb to say this, but did production set him up for the beef with Jimmy?

I was honed in on Jimmy, because it was the sex interview. Brian came in, and said he was about to do something stupid, and was going to shower first. I tuned out, and then this happens.

Brian giving the warning that way was weird.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I know it's dumb to say this, but did production set him up for the beef with Jimmy?

I was honed in on Jimmy, because it was the sex interview. Brian came in, and said he was about to do something stupid, and was going to shower first. I tuned out, and then this happens.

Brian giving the warning that way was weird.
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It was late, I don't remember. It was weird the way Brian set it up though.
 
Kane lives in death said:
Btw its funny how Taylor is probably what they thougth Summer would be, cute girl coomer bait, they even have the same age.
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Listen here, They’re both cute yes but summer had the insanity to seal the deal!!! :story:
Crooked 16th said:
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Its over TJmaxers
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anliteralidiot said:
I'm laughing so hard, TJ is just a pure boy.
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Do you know how magnets act when sides of the same polarity are put close together? Mean joke but I like to think the force of repulsion that women have towards TJ is so strong that he can’t keep his hands on them even if he tried.

Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Saw this up on socials, price drops for tts and sfx. Not sure if it's a sign of issues (there are less tts's this season, if you exclude Jet's) or just their usual constant tinkering as during S1.
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Sorry for the double post, it’s definitely tinkering. Less tts is most likely due to people directing a lot of their spending on clans this year.
 
DapperShark said:
He's into cartoon girls choking out the Hulk with their ass (I'm not kidding)
He follows a bunch of these:
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There's also whatever the fuck this is:
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That's all I'm willing to post because I really need to go pour bleach in my eyes (and now so do you).
Overall his porn interests seem to be as retarded and autistic as he is, there's also a ton of ass and sniffing fetish shit (two things he specifically denied being into), other fucked up shit includes: Vore, tentacle rape, furry and women being violently squeezed by various monsters. Anyone who believes he has ever gotten a woman to willingly climb in bed with him is retarded.
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This isn't surprising. We have to keep in mind that Jimmy was actually raped. Not Tiktok attention raped. His sister backs up that he was passed around by adults. I don't think he's incurable. I think he could be guided down the right track. He seems to have figured out a lot on his own. But he has to work on these deviant compulsions. Hopefully when he's called out for them it's a wake up call.
 
curbside2 said:
This isn't surprising. We have to keep in mind that Jimmy was actually raped. Not Tiktok attention raped. His sister backs up that he was passed around by adults. I don't think he's incurable. I think he could be guided down the right track. He seems to have figured out a lot on his own. But he has to work on these deviant compulsions. Hopefully when he's called out for them it's a wake up call.
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I would be more concerned if his fetishes fell more into the category of “stuff that could be committed irl”. I’m sure he’s been called out for this before, mans is already well aware he gets called out for being off putting for a lot of shit. The human will is a bitch to deal with, if he wants to hold onto this shit, call outs will only make him be more sneaky about it and thus, harder to track.

If you want a greater chance at fixing the lad, don’t do callouts, don’t put him on the spot, don’t shame him publicly. You’re talking about someone who is defiant to authority figures. It will be so easy for him to cope by just subconsciously thinking that you are trying to control him (which a callout is meant to do). Just talk to him and sell him on the idea that giving this stuff up is a net positive for him.

I apologize, I did kind of spergout here. It was more of a lecture and not meant to target any specific posts here. I’m VERY nitpicky over the topic of proper psychological treatment. I understand that some think we can tease bad traits out of people which IS possible, but we constantly forget that the human will is a key factor when attempting to do that, and that we essentially are attempting to subjugate our own will over another’s. It’s just too much time and effort when there are easier and more humane ways to get the same result.
 
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