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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Logic said:
I’ll be honest, I was gonna put you on blast but you answered so honestly that I was going to feel bad if I did. So it’s important to be aware that Jon cares more about what brings him fame or clout above all else. It’s why he consistently lies to puff up his image. It’s true that he acts cordial with summer via invite texts now but the issue is that Jon is a demented mouth piece for some of the worst parts of Fishtank’s community and if enough people tell him she’s a “wying swut” there’s a chance he’ll get her on stream just to publicly shame her in front of hundreds.
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Yeah no worries, it's alright. I'm open to learning stuff about this I just had an incomplete picture of who he was. That is....really not good for her, then again she seems like she's either a broken person or someone who seeks similar amount of clout so she might feel good about being bwasted by Jon. Some of these types conflate infamy and fame. Objectively it would be the last thing any person would want for her, though.
 
Da R00D D00D said:
>Go to hoarderman's house with an army to network and get filthy rich selling his "wares"
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I almost feel bad for him and he delusions about the hoarder.

It doesn't matter how expensive the item is. It's a secondhand item. Its worth is degraded, because it isn't new, and it's coming from the house of a hoarder. This isn't even accounting for if the hoarder's house is clean, because even if every item was immaculate, it's still just not going to maintain the worth he expects. There's also probably no market for the stuff. Like, I remember him talking about concert speakers at the guy's house, and I don't think he knows who would buy them. He just wants them to be bought for the full market value, but he's too retarded to get that they're not worth that anymore.

He needs someone to really sit him down, and tell him this kind of stuff in a way that makes us through his schizophrenia and oppositional defiance. He's never getting anywhere with the hoarder, and his sister sucks for enabling it and not telling him this stuff.
 
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Nifty is useful as a rage totem, but has this idiot girl on the far right done anything? She doesn't talk at all, Nifty atleast is so fucking prog that she get offended by literally everything the Fish does so the interactions are worth keeping her around for.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
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Nifty is useful as a rage totem, but has this idiot girl on the far right done anything? She doesn't talk at all, Nifty atleast is so fucking prog that she get offended by literally everything the Fish does so the interactions are worth keeping her around for.
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I can never remember her name but the new girl has done two worthwhile things: she tried to give everyone kratom the day she arrived, and she brought the keyboard that introduced the world to Jimwave.

For the most part she's done nothing but I feel like it usually takes a couple days before fish start actually displaying their personalities.
 
skrod said:
You are the exact person she is trying to appeal to. And I guess it worked so nevermind!
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Apology accepted.

Also, incredible of Goldstriker to peak normies with making the worst parts of a hell house torture be (not only) nigger fatigue (but niggerfaggot fatigue), and a showing the true colors of a woke dyke. :popcorn:
 
Squatty Potty said:
I did some recon on TJ's "LubeCooch" profile on rule34.xxx. He has over 9000 favorites and 124 comments.

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Most of the favorites just solidify TJ's Oedipus complex (middle aged women with oversized hips, butts, etc.). Here's some note worthy things I noticed while skimming through:
  • Jaiden Animations and her mom
  • The mother and daughter from the Incredibles
  • The female mascot for the NY Mets MLB team (There's surprisingly a dozen of these favorited)
  • Abigail Shapiro
  • That one spokeswoman from the AT&T commercials getting fucked by a horse.
  • Some Blacked/ Queen of Spades shit
  • Lots of bestiality (Mostly horses and dogs)
  • Tentacles
  • Lots of futa
  • Lots of incest (Mostly mother/daughter)
  • Goblin rape
  • Shadman
  • Rick and Morty
  • The Loud House
  • Steven Universe
I'm not going to archive over 100 pages of mommy issues cartoon porn. He did favorite this one featuring Nick Fuentes doing that couch meme, don't worry, it's fairly tame:
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Fuck you with your anti Shaddydaddy shit nigger.

Anyways, I feel like it's weird to rate people's porn tastes, but Jimmy and Cooch are into some questionable stuff only a retard would be into. Kinda like that one PGL clip where pedos are retards and can't comprehend shit that's wrong.
 
Logic said:
Oh yeah?!? Then explain Adam and Eve wiseguy! Adam bit the apple cause EVE did. Adam was a 🐑
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Ehrm… Adam bit the FRUIT because he knew that the consequence for partaking in the fruit was death, and he didn’t know what that really meant and either wanted Eve not to go through it alone or not to live without her.
 

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anliteralidiot said:
I almost feel bad for him and he delusions about the hoarder.

It doesn't matter how expensive the item is. It's a secondhand item. Its worth is degraded, because it isn't new, and it's coming from the house of a hoarder. This isn't even accounting for if the hoarder's house is clean, because even if every item was immaculate, it's still just not going to maintain the worth he expects. There's also probably no market for the stuff. Like, I remember him talking about concert speakers at the guy's house, and I don't think he knows who would buy them. He just wants them to be bought for the full market value, but he's too retarded to get that they're not worth that anymore.

He needs someone to really sit him down, and tell him this kind of stuff in a way that makes us through his schizophrenia and oppositional defiance. He's never getting anywhere with the hoarder, and his sister sucks for enabling it and not telling him this stuff.
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The hoarder man story is really sad to me. Based on what his sister said, there really is this old man with a badly trashed up house, and apparently Jimmy has been helping him clean it for free when he isn't at work. Jimmy seems to whole heartedly believe he's going to have a bunch of people show up and help clean after the show is over... That just isn't going to happen. Even if he manages to clean the house up, there's no way he's making money off of it, especially not enough control the neighborhood.

The thing is though, there IS money to be made cleaning up junked up houses that get foreclosed or the owner died. It's disgusting work, but it pays well since no one wants to do it. If he's already cleaning up this guy's house for free, he might as well go get paid to do the same shit at other houses.
 
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