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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
It turns out cameras don't particularly enjoy bright ass flood lights shining at them.

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RIP kitchen cam
 
i think this is what they are making judge said MYDAL
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they are way to dunk they are not going to be able to make this.
they also dont have enough room
i slept on the top bunk of one of these a few months ago in a vacation cabin in the mountains. they are pretty sturdy but small. i knocked over a large cabinet with ceramic decorations steadying myself while descending and shattered one of them. i rearranged it so it looked full and got away with it with no after charges.
 
Shinji's mission was to avoid drinking tonight and to sabotage someone in the challenge. I think he got forced to drink like half a drink or something at one point
He already stole a bag of metals from Trish that Frank threw against the wall earlier.

Anyway it will be fucked if TJ gets eliminated like this, he's basically unconscious after they purposefully got them all drunk.
 
Respect to Trisha. Taking all this in relative stride. She’s been target #1. Jimmy would have lasted 90 seconds.
 
i slept on the top bunk of one of these a few months ago in a vacation cabin in the mountains. they are pretty sturdy but small. i knocked over a large cabinet with ceramic decorations steadying myself while descending and shattered one of them. i rearranged it so it looked full and got away with it with no after charges.
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Just came back from this tropical resort kind of place and there was this wood patio roof cover thing and I decided, for some reason, to attempt a pull up on one of those beams that stick out. Now, I'm 6 feet and 130 pounds, moreover, the beams were a lot thicker than the ones in the image, so I thought it would be ok. The moment my feet leave the ground, half of the width of that outer area that sticks out breaks and falls on me. Luckily nobody saw.
 
Everyone who was worried Frank's return would fall flat because the contestants would just get excited that he was there were wrong, the girls are getting really pissed at him, especially Tay.
 
Letty cleans up well, you wonder why she's with Tax. Oh well.
genuinely amazed her camwhore career didn't do well when she can put up with annoying TTS, has a great everything and can come up with stupid bits.
No one got mad or started hating her for that
i'll be mad at that, its offputting being fetishized. especially once you factor in how its betraying your race. She was probably sitting in history class fingering herself.
Tay and Trish have both joked about doing porn with Shinji. You are now caught up on the last two riveting hours of Fish Tank.
If they showed his videos the first week to the 5 women there, they'd have been joking about it literally the entire time. they would have gotten at least one of them to smash him too.
Tay looks even skinnier than usual? She stood up and turned to the side, I couldn't believe how thin she looked.
she looks normal for a woman in the 1970s. Grace Hopper was 5'6 and 105 lbs and was so healthy she lived to be 85 years old. a woman weighing more than 120lbs was considered in need of a diet back in the 1990s.
 
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The king in his throne

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He's been going hard on Trish. She's pissed at him and starting to yell back. Shinji is fucking with Trish a lot here now too. She's getting upset.

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Pure chaos. It's finally the Fishtank House.
 
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It'll be boring with Cole gone btw it'll be boring with Jimmy gone it'll btw it'll be boring with Jimmy gone again btw

Frank paying dividends and Shinji passing initiation rn
 
The king in his throne


He's been going hard on Trish. She's pissed at him and starting to yell back.

Pure chaos. It's finally the Fishtank House
Control of the kino has been yanked from disgraced director Blastardphor Goran, the balance of power is restored
 
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