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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Yeah IDK. I put it on in the background for a little while before concluding it was another boring night and closing it, I turned it on sometime before the time they moved up to B3 and even in that brief period I had it on it was hard not to notice how Tay appeared uncomfortable and was deliberately leaning at a very awkward angle away from Frank. Rekieta should call Frank Hassle up since Frank seems like he could use a two-hour shower call about not understanding social cues.
 
Idea for all the people here freaking out, why not compose a collected, well-written email with clips of last night along with clips of all the other fighting, property destruction and animal abuse attached and send it to people at city hall for review.
 
Man the Taytriots are really coping hard right now. First Tay willingly gave Frank her panties and sucked TJ's nipple. Now she's kissing on Frank and saying she would suck his dick. Guess it hurts knowing their based trad wife is just a dumb whore who keeps running from her past.
 
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Couldn't catch the whole thing but apparently Tay was in goon cave/confessional talking about how last night was just a bit. Sure...
 
Man the Taytriots are really coping hard right now. First Tay willing gave Frank her panties and sucked TJ's nipple. Now she's kissing on Frank and saying she would suck his dick. Guess it hurts knowing their based trad wife is just a dumb whore who keeps running from her past.

You sound exactly like all the Tay simps from that 4Chan screenshot a few pages back LMAO.

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Man the Taytriots are really coping hard right now. First Tay willingly gave Frank her panties and sucked TJ's nipple. Now she's kissing on Frank and saying she would suck his dick. Guess it hurts knowing their based trad wife is just a dumb whore who keeps running from her past.
Shinji deserves the $50k now instead of Greg.
Total TJmaxxer death. Total Tayjeet death
 
In preparation for the finale, apparently "Swamp Olympics", the house has been transformed into the swamp.
Every room has been painted and several tree branches were brought in.
I was thinking it was going to be the "summertime" crap again thankfully they're going back to an actual established thing. Not that theres any real way to save the show after last night. Still arguably not really worth all the dead air to set this up either.
Idea for all the people here freaking out, why not compose a collected, well-written email with clips of last night along with clips of all the other fighting, property destruction and animal abuse attached and send it to people at city hall for review.
I was thinking for awhile best way to end season 2. National Lampoon Christmas Vacation police raid scene. It would make every moment of this season worth it. can someone TTS Frank to wear a dog costume till the end of the show... no peticular reason....
Even if I didn't have an infant to look after I'd still have lost interest by now.
Bruh save yourself. You have actual priorities thanks for being a good caretaker. at this point it will probably be people raging at how retarted this was all handled. Theres a saying in punk the second shows usually the one thats remembered. if the shows remembered for Frank terrorizing chickens and tay, Jimmy being minipulated into sperging out at people and wiggers not doing their job correctly. I could totally see the future not looking so bright for this production.
 
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This finale is getting more and more worthless.
TJ is still the worst choice, and I don't want him to win anything. He's just pathetic, and isn't even trying hard to win the way Tay is.
Tay was extremely cringe last night, her drunkenness isn't enough of an excuse. (Though I do think the simps who were envisioning her to be their tradwife are blowing this way out of proportion.)
And Shinji is still just there. He hasn't done anything interesting.

At this point just give out the prize money to a chicken.
 
The Let's get a girl near blackout drunk and force her to make out with a gross fat nigger "bit" was pretty fucked up and gay, but seeing all the butthurt simps seethe over it is pretty funny ngl.

Anyway, I hope this swamp olympics thing delivers. The last several days have been so boring. It feels like even production has lost interest in the show at this point.
 
Start of the season this thread was great because posts would detail the going ons of the tank with the best shit clipped. Now the thread has turned into a hen house where every instance of nontent is treated like content and discussed ad infinitum. We've had 8 pages discussing a fucking kiss and whether or not it's sexual assault. Its a great reflection of the show and how shit it has gotten I guess.
 
How can you say Summer wasn't interesting? She thought the house creaking was Morse code messages directed at her and threw up at the smallest incident. She's batshit, which is interesting. There's no reality in which she could have stayed on the show much longer than she did, but I don't see how anyone wouldn't find her interesting.
Summer for Season Three. Let's goooooooo!
 
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